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#701
38 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Jesus fuck. Well that explains why my drunken fuck Ted Cruz post in the A&M game thread went over like a sack of bricks. (Well, that and I stupidly made it a little CR by referencing trans kids.)

I figured that even the people that feel like they have to vote for him still hate his ass. Nope. Must be his impressive Twitter game.

According to that link, 16% of Democrats approve of Ted. Shows you how much of the electorate is uninformed. I don't understand what criteria some use in these polls. "Uh, I'm alive so I guess my senator is doing a good job."

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#704

I don't care if my wife was Halle Berry.  If she voted for that rat fuck, divorce papers would be drawn up immediately.

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#705
I hate Texas halloween, what do you mean you're Ted Cruz abandoning the state during a crisis

 

#708
4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I want to hope that Cruz is in trouble but we always run into a blue mirage that disappears as you get closer to it.

Abbott has recently been cutting and running ads for Cruz, and I don’t recall that last time.

And the Cruz ad spends are ramping up, so there’s something going on. I’ve been seeing them all over sports shows and YouTube.

#709
1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Abbott has recently been cutting and running ads for Cruz, and I don’t recall that last time.

And the Cruz ad spends are ramping up, so there’s something going on. I’ve been seeing them all over sports shows and YouTube.

I wish another tree branch would fall on Abbott.

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#710
2 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

I wish another tree branch would fall on Abbott.

Lets not leave anything to chance. 

#712
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Abbott has recently been cutting and running ads for Cruz, and I don’t recall that last time.

And the Cruz ad spends are ramping up, so there’s something going on. I’ve been seeing them all over sports shows and YouTube.

Fair amount of speculation that Cruz is the weak link in the GOP chain in terms of losing a seat. I could see other senate campaigns sending over money to help him. 

#713
1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Fair amount of speculation that Cruz is the weak link in the GOP chain in terms of losing a seat. I could see other senate campaigns sending over money to help him. 

I've had a sense the past few years that Abbott wants little to do with Cruz, given all of the fuckups that Cruz has managed to pull off. For Abbott to film himself supporting Cruz/attacking Allred kind of surprised me the first time I saw it last week.

#714
2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I've had a sense the past few years that Abbott wants little to do with Cruz, given all of the fuckups that Cruz has managed to pull off. For Abbott to film himself supporting Cruz/attacking Allred kind of surprised me the first time I saw it last week.

Agree. Few Texas politicians like sharing a stage with Cruz. But Cruz obviously has relationships with them since he came from state govt.  Greg Abbott appointed him to state solicitor general.

I'm always reminded of the Al Franken quote: "I like Ted Cruz more than any of the my [Senate] colleagues, and I hate Ted Cruz."

#715
27 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Fair amount of speculation that Cruz is the weak link in the GOP chain in terms of losing a seat. I could see other senate campaigns sending over money to help him. 

well i am sure this will humble him and he will legislate accordingly.

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#716
28 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I've had a sense the past few years that Abbott wants little to do with Cruz, given all of the fuckups that Cruz has managed to pull off. For Abbott to film himself supporting Cruz/attacking Allred kind of surprised me the first time I saw it last week.

 Nobody likes Ted Cruz, but especially since Greg Abbot’s presidential aspirations still live there are no depths to which he will not sink. Understand this- he 100% would have run this year had Trump not cleared the field and if Harris wins he seems himself as a potential front runner for the GOP nod in 2028. 

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#717
49 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

he seems himself as a potential front runner for the GOP nod in 2028. 

Good one.

#718
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I've had a sense the past few years that Abbott wants little to do with Cruz, given all of the fuckups that Cruz has managed to pull off. For Abbott to film himself supporting Cruz/attacking Allred kind of surprised me the first time I saw it last week.

Allred should film an ad with him lifting weights, looks at the camera and says “So Greg Abbott, you want some of this too?” Then flex like a mf. 

#719
4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Allred should film an ad with him lifting weights, looks at the camera and says “So Greg Abbott, you want some of this too?” Then flex like a mf. 

Make sure they catch Allred on leg day...

 

too easy

#720
4 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Make sure they catch Allred on leg day...

“Texas needs a leader who doesn’t skip leg day.” – Collin Allred ad 

#721
2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Fair amount of speculation that Cruz is the weak link in the GOP chain in terms of losing a seat. I could see other senate campaigns sending over money to help him. 

His colleagues don’t even like him. They aren’t sending him money 

#722
1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Allred should film an ad with him lifting weights, looks at the camera and says “So Greg Abbott, you want some of this too?” Then flex like a mf. 

I think it should be Allred chopping down a tree instead.

#723
5 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

I wish another tree branch would fall on Abbott.

Branch? I wish the entire aggy bonfire would fall on him. While burning!

#724
9 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

According to that link, 16% of Democrats approve of Ted. Shows you how much of the electorate is uninformed. I don't understand what criteria some use in these polls. "Uh, I'm alive so I guess my senator is doing a good job."

Not a chance that’s correct. Doubtful 16% of Texas pubs like Cruz. 

#725

Anyone else get the mailer from the libertarian attacking Cruz? 

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When will Ted Cruz man up?

When his wife is attacked? NO

When Texas freezes?  NO

When our border is overrun with illegals and criminals?  AGAIN, NO

The border attack from a libertarian confuses me but the wife attack line brought the lulz.

#727
25 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Saw the libertarian candidate’s ad tonight attacking Ted Cruz. Holy shit.

I can’t find video of the ad, but I assume this is what you’re talking about.  Need to find this.  Ted Brown doing dirty work for Colin Allred.

Because of the shadowy PAC that has been sending out flyers, placing TV ads, and sending texts on behalf of my campaign, I got some national media coverage. https://t.co/myKsB5PSTa

 

#728
On 10/28/2024 at 8:44 PM, Burt said:

Branch? I wish the entire aggy bonfire would fall on him. While burning!

I hate it when Hot Wheels rolls out on the field with the captains for the coin toss. The guy next to me got super pissed when he overheard me saying to my friend on the other side that having him roll out there with his too big cowboy hat didn’t exactly convey a sense of strength. 

#730
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The other Ted vying for Texas senate is demanding a mysterious pop-up Super PAC stop blasting out mailers and campaign ads supporting him

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cuck-king?  More like a cuck-jester imo

#731

I suppose Lobo would have appreciated that one.  Too bad he didn't name Heidi's lovers.  

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#732
45 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Just because this deserves to be a standalone image:

 

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this one was solid, not as good as the above

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#734
On 10/20/2024 at 10:54 PM, Ted Lange said:

Caught this ad in my hotel in Virginia tonight, while watching Jets Steelers game.  Much more enjoyable than the nonstop trans commercials we get in Texas

Hilarious!!!... Fake fake family guy Derrick Anderson does not reflect the values of Virginia's 7th district. Vote @YVindman for Congress. #FakeFamily #VA7 #VindmanforCongress

 

 

The NYT first flagged that Derrick Anderson's campaign was using footage of him posing with a woman and three children in what could easily be mistaken for a family photo shoot -- except it's not his family.It's his friend's family.

 

Days before the election, Dem groups and Anderson's Dem opponent Eugene Vindman are running ads accusing Anderson -- a childless dog guy -- of trying to give voters the impression he’s a family man.Anderson’s campaign has responded with a cease-and-desist letter.

 

Copy of Anderson's cease-and-desist letter is in here. A glaring problem with his demand that Vindman stop using images of this family in ads: these images are still publicly available on an NRCC site set up for super PACs to use in... political ads.https://t.co/jwrlenfV9m

 

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#735
NEW: Ted Cruz' Senate campaign has spent thousands at beauty spas over the years https://t.co/kcmD5cfhhH

This is just tee’d up for Lobo (RIP).

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#736
4 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
NEW: Ted Cruz' Senate campaign has spent thousands at beauty spas over the years https://t.co/kcmD5cfhhH

This is just tee’d up for Lobo (RIP).

Not on Ted, obviously.

#737
10 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Not on Ted, obviously.

For Boebert maybe?

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#741
27 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Got this mailer today

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Clip that fucking thumbnail!

Jesus.

#742
1 minute ago, bolverk said:

Clip that fucking thumbnail!

Jesus.

Will pass that along to Mrs C-Man 🤣

Edited by C-Man

#744

I'm seeing economy ads from fatass now, not truck-the-girl stuff. Guessing a forced depression run by the richest dipshit in the world isn't testing well. 

#745
22 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Just because this deserves to be a standalone image:

 

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God damnit is it too late to switch my Allred vote over to this guy?

#746
32 minutes ago, threesheets said:

I'm seeing economy ads from fatass now, not truck-the-girl stuff.

He’s behind. Or it’s very very very close 

#747
43 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Will pass that along to Mrs C-Man 🤣

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#748
1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Got this mailer today

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My wife got one too, she thought it was hilarious. Sent a pic to a bunch of her friends, got a lot of good laughs. Great viral material there for campaigning.

#750

That postcard is exactly how one needs to run a campaign in Texas.  

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