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38 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Jesus fuck. Well that explains why my drunken fuck Ted Cruz post in the A&M game thread went over like a sack of bricks. (Well, that and I stupidly made it a little CR by referencing trans kids.)

I figured that even the people that feel like they have to vote for him still hate his ass. Nope. Must be his impressive Twitter game.

According to that link, 16% of Democrats approve of Ted. Shows you how much of the electorate is uninformed. I don't understand what criteria some use in these polls. "Uh, I'm alive so I guess my senator is doing a good job."

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2 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Your wife HAS to also be gorgeous.

 

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I don't care if my wife was Halle Berry.  If she voted for that rat fuck, divorce papers would be drawn up immediately.

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I haven't dressed up for Halloween in probably 30 years. I'll be flying back from McAllen to IAH on Thursday. Just may need to dress up and have some fun.

4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I want to hope that Cruz is in trouble but we always run into a blue mirage that disappears as you get closer to it.

Abbott has recently been cutting and running ads for Cruz, and I don’t recall that last time.

And the Cruz ad spends are ramping up, so there’s something going on. I’ve been seeing them all over sports shows and YouTube.

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Abbott has recently been cutting and running ads for Cruz, and I don’t recall that last time.

And the Cruz ad spends are ramping up, so there’s something going on. I’ve been seeing them all over sports shows and YouTube.

I wish another tree branch would fall on Abbott.

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2 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

I wish another tree branch would fall on Abbott.

Lets not leave anything to chance. 

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Abbott has recently been cutting and running ads for Cruz, and I don’t recall that last time.

And the Cruz ad spends are ramping up, so there’s something going on. I’ve been seeing them all over sports shows and YouTube.

Fair amount of speculation that Cruz is the weak link in the GOP chain in terms of losing a seat. I could see other senate campaigns sending over money to help him. 

1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Fair amount of speculation that Cruz is the weak link in the GOP chain in terms of losing a seat. I could see other senate campaigns sending over money to help him. 

I've had a sense the past few years that Abbott wants little to do with Cruz, given all of the fuckups that Cruz has managed to pull off. For Abbott to film himself supporting Cruz/attacking Allred kind of surprised me the first time I saw it last week.

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I've had a sense the past few years that Abbott wants little to do with Cruz, given all of the fuckups that Cruz has managed to pull off. For Abbott to film himself supporting Cruz/attacking Allred kind of surprised me the first time I saw it last week.

Agree. Few Texas politicians like sharing a stage with Cruz. But Cruz obviously has relationships with them since he came from state govt.  Greg Abbott appointed him to state solicitor general.

I'm always reminded of the Al Franken quote: "I like Ted Cruz more than any of the my [Senate] colleagues, and I hate Ted Cruz."

27 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Fair amount of speculation that Cruz is the weak link in the GOP chain in terms of losing a seat. I could see other senate campaigns sending over money to help him. 

well i am sure this will humble him and he will legislate accordingly.

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28 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I've had a sense the past few years that Abbott wants little to do with Cruz, given all of the fuckups that Cruz has managed to pull off. For Abbott to film himself supporting Cruz/attacking Allred kind of surprised me the first time I saw it last week.

 Nobody likes Ted Cruz, but especially since Greg Abbot’s presidential aspirations still live there are no depths to which he will not sink. Understand this- he 100% would have run this year had Trump not cleared the field and if Harris wins he seems himself as a potential front runner for the GOP nod in 2028. 

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49 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

he seems himself as a potential front runner for the GOP nod in 2028. 

Good one.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I've had a sense the past few years that Abbott wants little to do with Cruz, given all of the fuckups that Cruz has managed to pull off. For Abbott to film himself supporting Cruz/attacking Allred kind of surprised me the first time I saw it last week.

Allred should film an ad with him lifting weights, looks at the camera and says “So Greg Abbott, you want some of this too?” Then flex like a mf. 

4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Allred should film an ad with him lifting weights, looks at the camera and says “So Greg Abbott, you want some of this too?” Then flex like a mf. 

Make sure they catch Allred on leg day...

 

too easy

4 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Make sure they catch Allred on leg day...

“Texas needs a leader who doesn’t skip leg day.” – Collin Allred ad 

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Fair amount of speculation that Cruz is the weak link in the GOP chain in terms of losing a seat. I could see other senate campaigns sending over money to help him. 

His colleagues don’t even like him. They aren’t sending him money 

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Allred should film an ad with him lifting weights, looks at the camera and says “So Greg Abbott, you want some of this too?” Then flex like a mf. 

I think it should be Allred chopping down a tree instead.

5 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

I wish another tree branch would fall on Abbott.

Branch? I wish the entire aggy bonfire would fall on him. While burning!

9 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

According to that link, 16% of Democrats approve of Ted. Shows you how much of the electorate is uninformed. I don't understand what criteria some use in these polls. "Uh, I'm alive so I guess my senator is doing a good job."

Not a chance that’s correct. Doubtful 16% of Texas pubs like Cruz. 

Anyone else get the mailer from the libertarian attacking Cruz? 

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When will Ted Cruz man up?

When his wife is attacked? NO

When Texas freezes?  NO

When our border is overrun with illegals and criminals?  AGAIN, NO

The border attack from a libertarian confuses me but the wife attack line brought the lulz.

Saw the libertarian candidate’s ad tonight attacking Ted Cruz. Holy shit.

25 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Saw the libertarian candidate’s ad tonight attacking Ted Cruz. Holy shit.

I can’t find video of the ad, but I assume this is what you’re talking about.  Need to find this.  Ted Brown doing dirty work for Colin Allred.

 

On 10/28/2024 at 8:44 PM, Burt said:

Branch? I wish the entire aggy bonfire would fall on him. While burning!

I hate it when Hot Wheels rolls out on the field with the captains for the coin toss. The guy next to me got super pissed when he overheard me saying to my friend on the other side that having him roll out there with his too big cowboy hat didn’t exactly convey a sense of strength. 

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Just because this deserves to be a standalone image:

 

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The other Ted vying for Texas senate is demanding a mysterious pop-up Super PAC stop blasting out mailers and campaign ads supporting him

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cuck-king?  More like a cuck-jester imo

I suppose Lobo would have appreciated that one.  Too bad he didn't name Heidi's lovers.  

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45 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Just because this deserves to be a standalone image:

 

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this one was solid, not as good as the above

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Those ads are Lobo approved.

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On 10/20/2024 at 10:54 PM, Ted Lange said:

Caught this ad in my hotel in Virginia tonight, while watching Jets Steelers game.  Much more enjoyable than the nonstop trans commercials we get in Texas

 

 

 

 

 

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4 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

This is just tee’d up for Lobo (RIP).

Not on Ted, obviously.

10 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Not on Ted, obviously.

For Boebert maybe?

Lulz at childless dog guy

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

For Boebert maybe?

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Got this mailer today

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27 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Got this mailer today

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Clip that fucking thumbnail!

Jesus.

1 minute ago, bolverk said:

Clip that fucking thumbnail!

Jesus.

Will pass that along to Mrs C-Man 🤣

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1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Will pass that along to Mrs C-Man 🤣

Oops.

I'm seeing economy ads from fatass now, not truck-the-girl stuff. Guessing a forced depression run by the richest dipshit in the world isn't testing well. 

22 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Just because this deserves to be a standalone image:

 

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God damnit is it too late to switch my Allred vote over to this guy?

32 minutes ago, threesheets said:

I'm seeing economy ads from fatass now, not truck-the-girl stuff.

He’s behind. Or it’s very very very close 

43 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Will pass that along to Mrs C-Man 🤣

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1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Got this mailer today

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My wife got one too, she thought it was hilarious. Sent a pic to a bunch of her friends, got a lot of good laughs. Great viral material there for campaigning.

2 hours ago, bolverk said:

Clip that fucking thumbnail!

Jesus.

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That postcard is exactly how one needs to run a campaign in Texas.  

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