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Have to say, flooding the zone with women and women doctors talking about the horrific impacts of Dobbs and tagging it the Ted Cruz Abortion Ban is probably the best thing Allred could be doing right now. 

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  • Hank Kingsley
    Hank Kingsley

    Texans watching Allred fuck Ted Cruz on the debate stage tonight. 

  • I was at a friends house watching the UT game and there were other "friends" there that were aggy waiting for our game to end. One of those transgender prisoner commercials came on - now mind you I wa

  • bolverk
    bolverk

    Hey, motherfucker, YOU repeatedly claim to have all kinds of connections in the TX GQP. It's not MY responsibility for YOUR party to put up someone who isn't a "walking piece of toxic human shit" agai

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Hearing from the husbands of the two Texas women forced to die by Ted would be compelling TV.

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It’s hilarious how Ted Cruz doesn’t appear in his own ads. It’s clearly purposeful and probably a smart move. The worst pitch for Ted Cruz is Ted Cruz himself. 

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51 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

It’s hilarious how Ted Cruz doesn’t appear in his own ads. It’s clearly purposeful and probably a smart move. The worst pitch for Ted Cruz is Ted Cruz himself. 


 

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5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It's pathetic when you see hot wheels commercials for Cruz.....you know their internals and shit have to be crazy to have the governor running ads

Not sure the ads with Abbott repeatedly saying "Texas" in the most annoying fucking way possible are going to win Cruz many votes though.

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“Keep Texas Texas by voting for a soy boy from Canada.”

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Just now, Gap03 said:

Not sure the ads with Abbott repeatedly saying "Texas" in the most annoying fucking way possible are going to win Cruz many votes though.

Keep texas Texas by electing the Canadian, not the guy from Dallas that played football at a Texas university and then for a Texas nfl team before representing a Texas district in congress. 

They always act like that somehow Texas has been Republican forever, and all true Texans are Republicans, as if all history prior to 1994 never happened.

28 minutes ago, Gap03 said:

Not sure the ads with Abbott repeatedly saying "Texas" in the most annoying fucking way possible

It’s so weird. Why does he talk like that? 

10 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

It’s so weird. Why does he talk like that? 

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say he probably suffered some traumatic brain injury at some point in his life. 

Keep Texas Texas sounds so stupid and idiotic. I wish someone would wheel Abbott over a fucking cliff.

I hate it too. I was born here and have lived here my entire life and I’m nothing like these cunts!

4 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

Keep Texas Texas sounds so stupid and idiotic. I wish someone would wheel Abbott over a fucking cliff.

I wish someone would wheel him into the middle of a remote forest and then aggy bonfire him.

5 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

Keep Texas Texas sounds so stupid and idiotic. I wish someone would wheel Abbott over a fucking cliff.

Or just wheel him under a tree and let his natural predator work. 

Nothing makes me want to vote against someone more than having Greg Abbott endorse them.

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“Keep Texas, Texas” -says dipshit who doesn’t know how to store his cowboy hat.

10 minutes ago, Player said:

“Keep Texas, Texas” -says dipshit who doesn’t know how to store his cowboy hat.

And thinks sauce is the most important part of Texas BBQ.

Texas was invented in 1994 to these people.

14 minutes ago, Player said:

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“Keep Texas, Texas” -says dipshit who doesn’t know how to store his cowboy hat.

Or spell “Allred.”

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

LL Red J?

 

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This kid looks a bit like Gums Scott, who pissed off Dana Bash this AM.

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12 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

It’s hilarious how Ted Cruz doesn’t appear in his own ads. It’s clearly purposeful and probably a smart move. The worst pitch for Ted Cruz is Ted Cruz himself. 

 

Cruz is closing with a bill against “AI Porn deepfakes”. 
 

he is just such a weird fucking guy. 

29 minutes ago, LTbear said:

welp time to masturbate GIF

Im Out GIF

13 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

Keep Texas Texas sounds so stupid and idiotic. I wish someone would wheel Abbott over a fucking cliff.

He’s really saying Keep Texas dumb, sick, poor and white. 

3 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Cruz is closing with a bill against “AI Porn deepfakes”. 
 

he is just such a weird fucking guy. 

Yes.  Yes he is.

 

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My God, if Allred pulls this off and Harris wipes the floor with the dotard's ass to the tune of >320 EC votes I might eat at Chilis every night for an entire month.

Thanksgiving dinner?  Ultimate Smokehouse Combo por favor.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

My God, if Allred pulls this off and Harris wipes the floor with the dotard's ass to the tune of >320 EC votes I might eat at Chilis every night for an entire month.

Thanksgiving dinner?  Ultimate Smokehouse Combo por favor.

 

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It's nice to think that Allred can beat Cruz, but you know that Paxton will engage in whatever fuckery he needs to make Cruz win.

5 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

It's nice to think that Allred can beat Cruz, but you know that Paxton will engage in whatever fuckery he needs to make Cruz win.

He's already trying to tell Federal election monitors to go pound sand

17 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

It's nice to think that Allred can beat Cruz, but you know that Paxton will engage in whatever fuckery he needs to make Cruz win.

I mean he bragged that he stole Texas from Biden in 2020...

Crazy that he is still in office after that.

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If Allred wins where is everyone going for their gender reassignments or do we have to join the military first? 

Pretty sure you have to be a public school attending illegal immigrant in the military to get your free gender reassignment surgery.

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

If Allred wins where is everyone going for their gender reassignments or do we have to join the military first? 

Go to prison or join a JV girls volleyball team. 

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

If Allred wins where is everyone going for their gender reassignments or do we have to join the military first? 

I'm sure the folks at Chili's have a cleaver

Now that Brickhorn pointed out Cruz not being in his own ads, I can't stop laughing about it.  Don't remember seeing another campaign where that happened.  Dude is so hated his own campaign people know that putting him in his ads will just piss people off even more.

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

If Allred wins where is everyone going for their gender reassignments or do we have to join the military first? 

I'm too old for the military.  I think you can get your gender reassignment at Walgreens.  They talk walk-ins.

5 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

If Allred wins where is everyone going for their gender reassignments or do we have to join the military first? 

Send your kids to my wife’s school to get them reassigned. They’re doing that shit daily there. 

Just now, MidTexHorn said:

Send your kids to my wife’s school to get them reassigned. They’re doing that shit daily there. 

They do surgery daily at your wife's school?

Yeah, without the parents knowledge.  I know it's true because I saw it on tv.

5 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'm sure the folks at Chili's have a cleaver

If they do, it wouldn’t be used for food prep. 

But it is already being done with Cruz in office. It appears there is nothing left for Allred to do. 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If they do, it wouldn’t be used for food prep. 

And where exactly do you think their ground beef?

On 11/2/2024 at 10:25 PM, BrickHorn said:

It’s hilarious how Ted Cruz doesn’t appear in his own ads. It’s clearly purposeful and probably a smart move. The worst pitch for Ted Cruz is Ted Cruz himself. 

"It will only hurt our numbers if we remind people you exist"

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

But it is already being done with Cruz in office. It appears there is nothing left for Allred to do. 

Republicans are the only ones who can save us from the hellscape that is Republican controlled Texas.

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Please thank your school nurses who have put off being anesthesiologists and surgeons in the private sector.

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