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6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If they do, it wouldn’t be used for food prep. 

[gestering wildly at this board] Who are you kidding? With this group, their gender reassignment assembly line will make Chili's world famous for Vienna sausages.

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    Hank Kingsley

    Texans watching Allred fuck Ted Cruz on the debate stage tonight. 

  • I was at a friends house watching the UT game and there were other "friends" there that were aggy waiting for our game to end. One of those transgender prisoner commercials came on - now mind you I wa

  • bolverk
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    Hey, motherfucker, YOU repeatedly claim to have all kinds of connections in the TX GQP. It's not MY responsibility for YOUR party to put up someone who isn't a "walking piece of toxic human shit" agai

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15 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'm sure the folks at Chili's have a cleaver

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13 minutes ago, MidTexHorn said:

Send your kids to my wife’s school to get them reassigned. They’re doing that shit daily there. 

hopefully not in the room where they keep the litterboxes! 

4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

[gestering wildly at this board] Who are you kidding? With this group, their gender reassignment assembly line will make Chili's world famous for Vienna sausages.

Won’t they need those for the female to male surgeries?

I still have my Texas DL for 2 more weeks, am i still eligible for my government funded sex change? 

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Republicans are the only ones who can save us from the hellscape that is Republican controlled Texas.

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On 11/3/2024 at 8:31 AM, Player said:

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“Keep Texas, Texas” -says dipshit who doesn’t know how to store his cowboy hat.

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2 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Go to prison or join a JV girls volleyball team. 

No thanks, I have no desire to have my ass kicked.

Guess the the temptation of the fly was too much for the lizard under his human skin suit.

5 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

What is it with Republican politicians and flies?

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Chili’s is for Harris.  If Allred somehow pulls this off, it’s high end steakhouse time.  

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8 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Chili’s is for Harris.  If Allred somehow pulls this off, it’s high end steakhouse time.  

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My aunts vote for Allred over Cruz came entirely from her switching from Trump to Kamala. She downticket votes.

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Dare I comment in CR this close to an election….

Is Allred good? Maybe.  Don’t care.

Do the “R”s deserve to be punished for letting DJT take over the party?  Yes.

Cruz deserves his fate for not punching DJT for calling his wife ugly and accusing his dad for being involved in the JKF assassination.

I watched the 60 Minutes piece on the Texas abortion ban, which is absolutely infuriating, and as the father of a young daughter, makes me feel like the clock is ticking for this state to either get its shit figured out or my family to find a new home.

Anyways, I did appreciate that the commercial break immediately after that included one of Allred’s ads that calls it the “Ted Cruz Abortion Ban”. Maybe there are enough 60 Minutes viewers who are historical R voters and the message will get through to some. I don’t see how you can watch that segment and not be completely fucking embarrassed by our state. New Mexico even dunked on us.

It’s crazy how much more I despise Ted Cruz than Donald Trump even though I know Trump is magnitudes shittier.

 

 

On 11/2/2024 at 11:52 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

It’s so weird. Why does he talk like that? 

 

I think its because he's paralyzed and his diaphragm doesn't work, or work the way its supposed to. 

 

41 minutes ago, MrBig said:

It’s crazy how much more I despise Ted Cruz than Donald Trump even though I know Trump is magnitudes shittier.

 

For the same reason I despise aggy more than I despise blowU-- aggy and weasel face are a stain on Texas. 

 

6 hours ago, MrBig said:

It’s crazy how much more I despise Ted Cruz than Donald Trump even though I know Trump is magnitudes shittier.

I have enough hate for all those rotten motherfuckers. 

7 hours ago, MrBig said:

It’s crazy how much more I despise Ted Cruz than Donald Trump even though I know Trump is magnitudes shittier.

Maybe because Ted Cruz represents Texas?

What gets me is how Ted Cruz is utterly irrelevant. 

Heavy rain in Houston this morning. I’m taking it as a sign that we’re washing Cruz down the storm sewer.

17 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Heavy rain in Houston this morning. I’m taking it as a sign that we’re washing Cruz down the storm sewer.

Gonna clear up around noon... but I am concerned about people who would have voted on before work in the big cities. A bunch are going to sit it out since "doesn't count".

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

FUCK YOU TED CRUZ!

 

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37 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Gonna clear up around noon... but I am concerned about people who would have voted on before work in the big cities. A bunch are going to sit it out since "doesn't count".

That evil fuck Paxton went and made it rain!

1 minute ago, Rex Kramer said:

My thinking entirely. Cruz was cowardly complicit in the Trump hijack of the GOP. Plus his commercials are the most ridiculously over the top of any election cycle ever. 

And he's a giant pussy that does nothing for Texans

On 11/4/2024 at 1:17 PM, Valmy77 said:

They do surgery daily at your wife's school?

Of course. That’s what Allred told them they should do. 

I do appreciate that the GQP has realized that in order to help Ted Cruz, they need to have more ads not featuring Ted Cruz.  

17 hours ago, boilerhorn said:

Cruz deserves his fate for not punching DJT for calling his wife ugly and accusing his dad for being involved in the JKF assassination.

Among other things.

6 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

My thinking entirely. Cruz was cowardly complicit in the Trump hijack of the GOP. Plus his commercials are the most ridiculously over the top of any election cycle ever. 

Yeah, that whole running off to Cancun during the freeze and disputing the certification of the 2020 election were totally fine.

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an older man sits at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a sign that says us 66

Just stopping in on Election Day to say Fuck Ted Cruz. 

Doesn't look like Texas showed up again and we're sending Cruz back to DC. Just not enough turnout in Dallas and Houston. I could be wrong but there's not much good news for Democrats that I'm seeing.

3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Doesn't look like Texas showed up again and we're sending Cruz back to DC. Just not enough turnout in Dallas and Houston. I could be wrong but there's not much good news for Democrats that I'm seeing.

Wat?

Dude I've seen live broadcasts from both cities with lines stretching for blocks. That and some rap dude is driving a convoy of busses around houston to take people to vote.

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2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Wat?

Dude I've seen live broadcasts from both cities with lines stretching for blocks. That and some rap dude is driving a convoy of busses around houston to take people to vote.

Not Big Tony

It's the aggregate numbers - some say that Texas may not even equal 2020 turnout. Houston MIGHT have a surge late since it rained earlier, and that could depress turnout, but I wouldn't be optimistic.

8 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Doesn't look like Texas showed up again and we're sending Cruz back to DC. Just not enough turnout in Dallas and Houston. I could be wrong but there's not much good news for Democrats that I'm seeing.

I've always assumed Texas stays R this election, but as of 3:05pm Harris County was reporting more than 200,000 voters from today. In 2020 the total number of election day ballots in the presidential race was 200,898. Now of course that was COVID year so a higher percentage voted early but there seem to be plenty of election day voters.

I don't think there will be enough but I don't understand where the turnout comment above is coming from.

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I've always assumed Texas stays R this election, but as of 3:05pm Harris County was reporting more than 200,000 voters from today. In 2020 the total number of election day ballots in the presidential race was 200,898. Now of course that was COVID year so a higher percentage voted early but there seem to be plenty of election day voters.

I don't think there will be enough but I don't understand where the turnout comment above is coming from.

I misread - it was the rate of turnout, not the total.

Anyway I'm being a debbie downer just to get ahead of any optimism. I'd rather be wrong and very pleasantly surprised. 

Yeah I don't get that tweet either. As of 3pm Harris County is slightly ahead of 2020 election day's total. Same for Dallas and Tarrant. He is comparing 2024 at 3pm to 2020 final total election day numbers.

I mean it seems like decent turnout to me. They've still got all 4 hours with all the after work voters to go if these updates were at 3pm. Again, we should expect the raw total numbers to be higher than 2020 because of COVID and a moderate voting population increase (about 7.5% in these counties) but they are on pace for higher numbers.

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1 hour ago, Nivek said:

I do appreciate that the GQP has realized that in order to help Ted Cruz, they need to have more ads not featuring Ted Cruz.  

Shit, you know it’s bad when the guy in the wheelchair has been seen in more ads for Cruz than Cruz has,

"Collin Allred wants drag shows on US Military bases". 

Can we all agree that the end of political ads will be welcomed by 100% of the voting population?

Cruz trailing Trump by about 4 in large markets. Unfortunately that means he'll probably trail by 3 or so statewide and win by 2-3. Early hot take from me.

In my rural ass county, Ted and Trump are both down about 10% in the early voting numbers.  Usually around 90 and are at 80 after the early votes.  I've never seen the election day numbers here swing it more than 5 points either way.

Fuck you, Rafael, you Canadian piece of shit cocksucking cuck!!

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Fuck you, Rafael, you Canadian piece of shit cocksucking cuck!!

You have a way with words, sir.

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God damn, this is like watching Texas play.

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