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  • Hank Kingsley
    Hank Kingsley

    Texans watching Allred fuck Ted Cruz on the debate stage tonight. 

  • I was at a friends house watching the UT game and there were other "friends" there that were aggy waiting for our game to end. One of those transgender prisoner commercials came on - now mind you I wa

  • bolverk
    bolverk

    Hey, motherfucker, YOU repeatedly claim to have all kinds of connections in the TX GQP. It's not MY responsibility for YOUR party to put up someone who isn't a "walking piece of toxic human shit" agai

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I hope Allred asks Cruz to list 3 things that he’s accomplished for Texas.

Got a Ted Cruz text a little bit ago. I responded “ fuck you. You are a weak and pathetic leader. Fuck off”

 

he didn’t respond 

All hat and no cattle…go back to Canada ted

Ted Cruz is such a piece of shit. 

Can’t watch anymore of this. Too grossed out by Ted 

Why is Ted yelling? He's a foot from Colin 

i heard ted say thank you for that question just now and decided that was enough of his smarmy face for tonight

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The fact that Cruz will probably win says all you need to know about Texas. 

Too bad Allred has a shot at winning because I'd pay good money to see him Waterboy this fat fuck right across the stage.

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Alfred isn’t a killer.

Cruz is a cockroach that needs a killer to stomp him out.

Bc he will twitch and scurry and feed off the shit around him to keep going.

Hes hollow but resilient. He has no heart, he had no soul. But he doesn’t mind living off the dregs of existence.

That’s why Collin can’t win.

He can’t stomp his boot, twist it into the ground, and crush the worst piece of living shit that this world has to offer.

 

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Holy shit this closing statement from Cruz was nothing but masturbatory message board fodder that will actually make the most Librul lunatics want to vote for Allred.

"He'll end the filibuster! DC and Puerto Rico statehood to add 4 Dem senators! Make Illegal Aliens citizens and able to vote!"

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Left out Ted.  Not overly strong, but a nice dig.  I was hoping his record of blocking appointments for ambassadorships and the military would be brought up.  

How long before we see a parody account of Cruz's FactsaboutCollin, or whatever?

Fucking fantastic. Also the short clip of the moderator’s face at the end. Haha.

 

Allred is doing really well and Cruz just is burying himself in his unlikable stench

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Ok, Allred has some bangers tonight. 

 

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I like this Allred guy where’s he been the last year

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Texans watching Allred fuck Ted Cruz on the debate stage tonight. 

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GQP mouth breathers like Ted are so fucking pathetic. Just empty anti-immigrant racist rhetoric and Nancy Pelosi and Antifa SoCIALiSMM!!!

 

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

GQP mouth breathers like Ted are so fucking pathetic. Just empty anti-immigrant racist rhetoric and Nancy Pelosi and Antifa SoCIALiSMM!!!

 

What is frustrating is the average Texan hears Ted and thinks “I hear-ed them words before. They told me it’s bad so it’s bad.”

they don’t know pelosi’s actual beliefs, antifa is just one of many racist bogeymen, and Jesus Christ they have no fucking clue what socialism is. 

35 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

and Jesus Christ they have no fucking clue what socialism is. 

“We need to get rid of socialism!”

YEAAHHHHHHHHHH!

”We can start with social security, Medicaid and Medicare, VA loans, federal flood insurance, and we are going to stop bailing farmers out!

”NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFUUUCCCKKKKYYYOOOOUUUUU”

50 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Allred is in total control here

46 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I like this Allred guy where’s he been the last year

I bitched about his ads early on and seemingly going against his own party, and wondering what his angle was.

But over the last few weeks he seems to have ramped things up.  And tonight he put on a helluva show that made Raphael look weak.

Kudos to he and anybody that is helping guide him.  I don’t know if he’ll beat Cruz, but he sure as hell is going to make Ted, the Senate GOP PACs, and the RPT spend a lot of money in Texas that they didn’t want to spend.

Shame that very few people probably saw it, but would be nice if the undecideds did.

1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

Fucking fantastic. Also the short clip of the moderator’s face at the end. Haha.

 

Would have been cooler of Allred went into linebacker mode.

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41 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I bitched about his ads early on and seemingly going against his own party, and wondering what his angle was.

But over the last few weeks he seems to have ramped things up.  And tonight he put on a helluva show that made Raphael look weak.

Kudos to he and anybody that is helping guide him.  I don’t know if he’ll beat Cruz, but he sure as hell is going to make Ted, the Senate GOP PACs, and the RPT spend a lot of money in Texas that they didn’t want to spend.

Shame that very few people probably saw it, but would be nice if the undecideds did.

Even if very few people saw it, it looks like they probably got some good sound bites that will be played on the national news shows and can be chopped up into ads.

I had no idea this was happening tonight. Wouldn’t have watched anyway, but I would consider myself almost hyper-aware of most things election related these days and this flew right by me. Can’t bode well for the average joe voter who just started paying attention or might not start until the next week or so. 

 

13 minutes ago, royiv said:

Even if very few people saw it, it looks like they probably got some good sound bites that will be played on the national news shows and can be chopped up into ads.

Yes, Cruz is one of the best known senators nationally, due to his constant grandstanding.  Alot of those sound bites will be used by lots of late-night shows and social media pundits. 

Shitty meme is shitty but fuck it… 

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11 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Fucking fantastic. Also the short clip of the moderator’s face at the end. Haha.

 

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Which one of them doesn't believe marijuana is more dangerous than cocaine? That's who I'm voting for. If you stand on that lie you cant be trusted with anything.

9 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Thank god cruz wasnt at the state fair last saturday

Maybe he was waiting to attend the Georgia game?

/ducks

1 minute ago, tx ind said:

Maybe he was waiting to attend the Georgia game?

/ducks

Oh

dear

god

I've told you fucks multiple times on multiple threads. He was in my section when we played Bama 2 seasons ago. He's going to be there for GA. Texas is going to have to buck the curse. 

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7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I've told you fucks multiple times on multiple threads. He was in my section when we played Bama 2 seasons ago. He's going to be there for GA. Texas is going to have to buck the curse. 

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Is he “invited” by any particular donors that we know of?  If you willingly bring that smegmastain into DKR you need to be outed, shamed, and possibly crucified. 

4 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Is he “invited” by any particular donors that we know of?  If you willingly bring that smegmastain into DKR you need to be outed, shamed, and possibly crucified. 

Think it's a pretty safe assumption that he has a standing invitation from the highest levels of University leadership, if we are being honest.

Former WWE wrestler Bradshaw (Sweetwater, TX) is going after Ted. 

 

43 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Is he “invited” by any particular donors that we know of?  If you willingly bring that smegmastain into DKR you need to be outed, shamed, and possibly crucified. 

 

38 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Think it's a pretty safe assumption that he has a standing invitation from the highest levels of University leadership, if we are being honest.

I don't think he has a standing offer from University leadership. If he did he wouldn't be in my section. He'd be on the sidelines with Abbott or whatever box Hartzell watches the games from. 

He's invited by someone with tickets in our section. I don't know who the fuck that is, but I remember where his seats are...and where his secret service agents posted.

I mentioned elsewhere I saw Paxton in our section for Miss St . Someone gave him tickets, but he was wandering around by himself most of the first half where I saw him, alone and without people. Fuck that cross-eyed fuck. 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mentioned elsewhere I saw Paxton in our section for Miss St . Someone gave him tickets, but he was wandering around by himself most of the first half where I saw him, alone and without people. Fuck that cross-eyed fuck. 

you shoulda shoulder checked him and spilled beer on him

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I'm glad Allred shoved Cruz into a locker last night but I'm not going to allow myself to entertain that all the dumb fucks in this state who Cruz keeps taking a shit on won't go into that voting booth and choose someone else. They'll fall for the dumb hysteria of boys playing on girl's teams or transgender surgeries in the military. Because this state is just full of morons who would rather own the libs. 

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