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Mueller would never run because it would appear very unseemly if his investigation takes down Trump. Well, I don't think he'd run but I know he shouldn't.

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    No it doesn't, this is absurd selfishness on a grand scale. Nobody is getting punished. My wife and I paid off our student loans, and you know what I think about younger people or even those in our ge

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    i’ve really enjoyed the 900 posts from bt explaining how bernie people aren’t aggressive, obsessive, and very-online.  truly a learning experience. 

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    3rd or 4th thread but whos counting.  Name recognition and ability to collect money is most important to the Democratic Party. They aren't trying to win 2020, they are trying to rebuild and colle

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57 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

White Hispanic?

 

 

One of the leaders of the South American wars against Spain was named Bernardo O'Higgins. 

41 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Mueller would never run because it would appear very unseemly if his investigation takes down Trump. Well, I don't think he'd run but I know he shouldn't.

That dude just oozes rectitude. No way he runs. 

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I believe it was one o them currently popular ironical statements.

I was wondering what that whooshing sound was when I read it.  Now I can see it when I look up.

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

White Hispanic?

I think Beto is just a nickname. 

I could be wrong.

 

A Republican Senator or governor changes parties and creates a centrist coalition. Kasich or Sasse would be examples of who I'm thinking about.

Sally Yates isn't ready for prime time. She needs to get into politics at a lower level and learn the ropes then run for president. 

1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

A Republican Senator or governor changes parties and creates a centrist coalition. Kasich or Sasse would be examples of who I'm thinking about.

Sally Yates isn't ready for prime time. She needs to get into politics at a lower level and learn the ropes then run for president. 

How are Kasich or Sasse centrists? 

They are political people so I figure they'll build a coalition and lead it by what that majority wants. I can't think of a prominent Democratic Senator with similar name recognition who isnt long in the tooth.  Maybe more Dem Governors who might be able to do this.

2 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

They are political people so I figure they'll build a coalition and lead it by what that majority wants. I can't think of a prominent Democratic Senator with similar name recognition who isnt long in the tooth.  Maybe more Dem Governors who might be able to do this.

I don't know how pro-life Republicans can do that. For me, a centrist Republican is pro-choice.

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He is not.  He was denied membership. 

He's still more Hispanic than Ted Cruz.

Running. She is. 

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It's a great sign that Republicans are all hog-wild about racial purity tests and putting brown kids in concentration camps.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

 

Title: Please Make Me President Next Year

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

He is not.  He was denied membership. 

He's still more Hispanic than Ted Cruz.

Those pochos were scared Beto would speak to them in Spanish, and they wouldn't be able to answer.

Kamala will be just like Obama - all hat and no cattle.  I'd take Bernie, Warren, and even Gillibrand even though she's likely a fraud as well.  

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

He is not.  He was denied membership. 

He's still more Hispanic than Ted Cruz.

And probably more Native American than Warren.

After a few beverages with some family members who run in some higher-level Dem circles this past week, I shared my take that the Dem nominee in 2020 will be Hillary Rodham Clinton.  Because if there's one thing the Dems have proven skill at, it's shooting themselves in the dick.  They started to argue back pretty strong....but then came around to saying that they certainly couldn't guarantee that it wouldn't happen.

Yep.  Hillary 2020.  "I'm with her.  Again.  Like it will do any fucking good."  Makes for a long bumper sticker, but I see it happening.

Brisket: we have to get rid of Trump

also Brisket: brings up Hillary 2020 

stahp 

the field is shit right now which means a Trump victory. Some unknown needs to rise up in the next 12 months but it's not happening. Get used to Trump through January 2025.

can't remember if i read it here or some other website, but Kasich as a Democrat would be the perfect middleground to overthrow Trump. As Shaq is the Big Diesel, Kasich is the Big Compromise , a perfect 50th percentile to get the liberals and soft conservatives over to the Dems. He'll win Ohio too and probably the other Rust Belt States. Pick VP from Florida and it's a done deal. 

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3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Running. She is. 

The dems aren’t going to put up another white woman to run. Dems should look at Rachel Dolezel if they want a black woman to run.  

58 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

After a few beverages with some family members who run in some higher-level Dem circles this past week, I shared my take that the Dem nominee in 2020 will be Hillary Rodham Clinton.  Because if there's one thing the Dems have proven skill at, it's shooting themselves in the dick.  They started to argue back pretty strong....but then came around to saying that they certainly couldn't guarantee that it wouldn't happen.

Yep.  Hillary 2020.  "I'm with her.  Again.  Like it will do any fucking good."  Makes for a long bumper sticker, but I see it happening.

With that ginger Kennedy as her running mate. 

28 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Brisket: we have to get rid of Trump

also Brisket: brings up Hillary 2020 

stahp 

I ain't ENDORSING it -- I'm just telling you I see it coming.  I see the shitstorm.

22 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I ain't ENDORSING it -- I'm just telling you I see it coming.  I see the shitstorm.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I ain't ENDORSING it -- I'm just telling you I see it coming.  I see the shitstorm.

That can't happen. It can't or we all may as well vote Trump. GAG! fuck me, now I'm sick.

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

After a few beverages with some family members who run in some higher-level Dem circles this past week, I shared my take that the Dem nominee in 2020 will be Hillary Rodham Clinton.  Because if there's one thing the Dems have proven skill at, it's shooting themselves in the dick.  They started to argue back pretty strong....but then came around to saying that they certainly couldn't guarantee that it wouldn't happen.

Yep.  Hillary 2020.  "I'm with her.  Again.  Like it will do any fucking good."  Makes for a long bumper sticker, but I see it happening.

Not even the Dems are that dumb. I mean, I know they are, but not this time... 

1 hour ago, Austin Orange said:

The dems aren’t going to put up another white woman to run. Dems should look at Rachel Dolezel if they want a black woman to run.  

Fail.

3 hours ago, Fozzz said:

Kamala will be just like Obama - all hat and no cattle.  I'd take Bernie, Warren, and even Gillibrand even though she's likely a fraud as well.  

That all hat and no cattle dude was an outstanding president. 

2 hours ago, Orca of Peace said:

can't remember if i read it here or some other website, but Kasich as a Democrat would be the perfect middleground to overthrow Trump. As Shaq is the Big Diesel, Kasich is the Big Compromise , a perfect 50th percentile to get the liberals and soft conservatives over to the Dems. He'll win Ohio too and probably the other Rust Belt States. Pick VP from Florida and it's a done deal. 

I would vote for Trump

1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Not even the Dems are that dumb. I mean, I know they are, but not this time... 

Anyone sitting around drinking and resigning them to Hillary v3.0 in 2020 should consider AA

Anyone sitting around drinking and resigning them to Hillary v3.0 in 2020 should consider AA

Yeah...no WAY they’d be dumb enough to nominate someone who is loathed and could lose to Trump.
On 6/26/2018 at 11:19 AM, Mapache said:

Too young?

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And you thought Hollywood was lazy. 

14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Yeah...no WAY they’d be dumb enough to nominate someone who is loathed and could lose to Trump.

Honey, the only people who want to redo 2016 in 2020 are Republicans and masochists. 

Let. Her. Go. 

https://www.newsweek.com/2020-candidates-democrats-bernie-sanders-elizabeth-warren-fresh-face-kamala-1028991

A majority of Americans, 58 percent, said failed 2016 Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton is bad for the party, with only 22 percent of self-reporting Democrats saying she’s been a positive force. Nearly three-quarters of African-American voters surveyed in the new Rasmussen questionnaire said a “fresh face” is required in the 2020 election in order to defeat the Republican president, with 65 percent of white voters echoing the same belief.

 

 

 

https://www.newsweek.com/2020-candidates-democrats-bernie-sanders-elizabeth-warren-fresh-face-kamala-1028991
A majority of Americans, 58 percent, said failed 2016 Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton is bad for the party, with only 22 percent of self-reporting Democrats saying she’s been a positive force. Nearly three-quarters of African-American voters surveyed in the new Rasmussen questionnaire said a “fresh face” is required in the 2020 election in order to defeat the Republican president, with 65 percent of white voters echoing the same belief.
 
 
 

She wasn’t terribly popular among Dems in 2016. It didn’t matter. It’s still her turn.

Death.
Taxes.
Democratic electoral ineptitude.

Certainties.
3 minutes ago, Orca of Peace said:

https://www.newsweek.com/2020-candidates-democrats-bernie-sanders-elizabeth-warren-fresh-face-kamala-1028991

A majority of Americans, 58 percent, said failed 2016 Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton is bad for the party, with only 22 percent of self-reporting Democrats saying she’s been a positive force. Nearly three-quarters of African-American voters surveyed in the new Rasmussen questionnaire said a “fresh face” is required in the 2020 election in order to defeat the Republican president, with 65 percent of white voters echoing the same belief.

Yeah, she's not running.

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


She wasn’t terribly popular among Dems in 2016. It didn’t matter. It’s still her turn.

Death.
Taxes.
Democratic electoral ineptitude.

Certainties.

“Terrible hot takes by Brisket” also a certainty. 

Let it go. You’re becoming obsessed talking about her in 2020. 

49 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

Try to figure out a way to get Landrieu to run and you can put whomever as VP—Harris, Warren, HIckenlooper

Ask the people of New Orleans what they really think about Landrieu. He took down the statues and made those pretty speeches even as he was, and continues to, destroy African American neighborhoods via allowing Airbnb absentee owners to buy up block after block

Hillary won’t run in 2020 but I totally expect her to be appointed Attorney General to own the Trumpkins.

“Terrible hot takes by Brisket” also a certainty. 
Let it go. You’re becoming obsessed talking about her in 2020. 

Meh. I’ve never been obsessed with her, I ain’t now.

But if you think the Dems are too smart to shoot their dick clean off, you’ve been paying zero attention.
1 minute ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Ask the people of New Orleans what they really think about Landrieu. He took down the statues and made those pretty speeches even as he was, and continues to, destroy African American neighborhoods via allowing Airbnb absentee owners to buy up block after block

Mitch is not popular in Louisiana.  I’m glad he did the right thing with the statues but other than that I really don’t see the appeal.

He’s not a qualified POTUS candidate, especially when it comes to foreign policy, which will be more important than ever for the next president 

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Meh. I’ve never been obsessed with her, I ain’t now.

But if you think the Dems are too smart to shoot their dick clean off, you’ve been paying zero attention.

don't be strange

4 hours ago, realgreggym said:

And probably more Native American than Warren.

Custer was more Native American than Warren.

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