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  • How can one person be such a failure of a human being …. Mitch McConnell is the reason why the United States hasn't passed a renewed Voting Rights Act. He is the reason why the United States hasn

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1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Lulz waving Russian flags and chanting Moscow Mitch. 

Prepare for another whiny speech tomorrow on the Senate floor.  I'm sure this rustled his jimmies.

No respite for any of these bastards. Huckabee Cruz MoscowMitch. None  

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No way Mitch would lie about something like that to avoid public appearances.

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Damn, his wife doesn't fuck around.

I bet she does, though. 

Rand’s neighbor strikes again! 

Or ANTIFA

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

No respite for any of these bastards. Huckabee Cruz MoscowMitch. None  

And Red Don.

The Democrats need to be hammering his ass on TV every day about the bills he's refused to bring to the floor. Every fucking day. 

I feel like I'm on of the only people that gets this, but makes me laugh regardless.

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That’s a shame.



Tripped. Likely story.

I heard he was blowing Putin and missed a stroke.

Although at his age any day you miss a stroke is a good day.

No way the fucking treason turtle isn't faking it.

Tomorrow morning, one of the injured El Paso victims is gonna make it into work on Monday and tweet, "Continue to work and heal up from home MoscowMitch, I'll be at my desk if you need anything."  

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I would of preferred a fractured hip and several fractured ribs for Moscow Mitch. 

Supposedly the "meme wars" have really taken off with this MoscowMitch thing, but this fucking millennial generation with the turtle pics and all that.  C'mon guys, do some fucking research.  The true goldmine of MoscowMitch humor is just sitting there, waiting undercover to be activated, just a mere 300 miles from the Kentucky border.  

Yakov Smirnoff is in Branson, Missouri...just 300 miles from Kentucky.  Waiting to help, "In Soviet Moscow, they break shoulder for you."  It's the comedic gold that McConnell voters love.  

Good, and I want the gang to make the 3-hour drive down to Kentucky from Hawkins, IN and confront this Russian asshole!  

 

Now that is a fucking good one.

10 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He’s a spineless bitch 

Probably why he broke his shoulder. It didn't have anything to connect to and was vulnerable just quivering there in his gelatinous torso. 

The only thing I’m disappointed about is that he landed on his shoulder instead of his fucking skull.

 

this guy is a toxic douchebag whose trying to keep the whole country stuck in the 1950’s as long as he possibly can. 

11 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Mitch is the worst. Total sociopath. 

 

Amy don't be a pussy.  Go after him.  

Lawlessness!! teeheehee. Suck it libs.

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On NPR last week there was a story about how McConnell overcame a 40 point deficit to overtake and defeat the incumbent Kentucky senator. He hired Roger Ailes who thought up a campaign attacking the incumbent because of the votes he missed in the Senate.

The ad had bloodhounds searching in vain for the opponent. The opponent became a laughing stock and was unseated.

It would be so sweet if that's coming around for Moscow Mitch. He is offered up as the epitome of what is bad about the GOP much like they used Tip O'Neill back in the 80's.

DNC, use this tool! (Double entendre intended.)

 

20 hours ago, mdmost said:

The Democrats need to be hammering his ass on TV every day about the bills he's refused to bring to the floor. Every fucking day. 

You mean like Republicans did to Harry Reid?  Go ahead. Doesn’t make a shit. 

Every time this thread get bumped I check it like its Christmas morning hoping for news of Moscow Mitch’s death.  Sigh....

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

But Harry Reid!

No not that.

More of a, if it makes you better then ok, but it will have no effect. 

Maybe he'll go out like Rasputin.

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When the body was retrieved two days later from the river, it appeared as if Rasputin had tried to claw is way out from the ice. He died from drowning after being unsuccessfully poisoned, shot three times and beaten. He was buried in secret to avoid desecration. Thus ended Grigory Yefrimovich Rasputin.

Moscow Mitch would likely require secret burial for the same reason.

31 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

You mean like Republicans did to Harry Reid?  Go ahead. Doesn’t make a shit. 

Voters don't care about process.   But they might care about the substance of what's being blocked from the floor. 

 

 

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That reporter is quite rude.

2 hours ago, elguapo said:

 

 

Most of those kids will be living in a trailer in the next few years.

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