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34 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Same guy tweeted this earlier. Sound like her car went into a body of water on this private property. Still strange story.

 

 

 

 


 

If this was a drunk redneck or the avg surly poster, ‘I’m shocked he lived this long’

this is a very odd way for a billionaire to die  

on the flip side, female asian driver in a atv … the jokes write themselves 

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Concrete tank dams/low water crossings are a thing in that area. Maybe she drove off one and ended up in the stock tank. If the car rolled over into the tank (running water could have flipped it if it hit at the right angle) she could have drowned in a couple feet of water. 

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


 

If this was a drunk redneck or the avg surly poster, ‘I’m shocked he lived this long’

this is a very odd way for a billionaire to die  

on the flip side, female asian driver in a atv … the jokes write themselves 


I’d check the company finances.

Executive suicide usually and indicator that books are cooked or that significant assets are underwater.

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1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:


I’d check the company finances.

Executive suicide usually and indicator that books are cooked or that significant assets are underwater.

Like the CEO? 

Just now, Js1 said:

Like the CEO? 

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12 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:


I’d check the company finances.

Executive suicide usually and indicator that books are cooked or that significant assets are underwater.

 

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1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

Haricari?

As sure as God made green apples, one day Angelo Chao will be the next Secretary of Transportation under President Trump.  What's that?  I'm being told my producers that she's dead.  Well, we're gonna get her on anyway.  Hey Stoney, check out the guy in the sombrero!  They're here at Wrigley Field all the way from Blanco County, Texas.  You know, Mother's Day is coming up.  Might be a good time to get your mamma some Cubs box seats, maybe a case of Budweiser beer, or perhaps a new and non-submerged Buick automobile.   

On 2/20/2024 at 10:10 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

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Never officially ruled a suicide....

I mean, who hasn't loaded their SUV full of gas cans, and accidentally hit a bridge abutment at 90mph on a clear day?

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Not only do we have a Moscow Mitch problem, we also have a rogue, egomaniacal billionaire who think he has a right to shape and conduct US foreign policy.

Just so everybody knows, Nicole44 was nowhere near that low water area that night.  She was totally at Niagara Falls with her Canadian boyfriend who goes to a different school you wouldn't know anything about! 

2 hours ago, Satchel said:

Not only do we have a Moscow Mitch problem, we also have a rogue, egomaniacal billionaire who think he has a right to shape and conduct US foreign policy.

which one specifically are you referring to here? there's more than one

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

which one specifically are you referring to here? there's more than one

The worst one. Elon Musk

5 minutes ago, Satchel said:

The worst one. Elon Musk

The word "worst" has really lost all meaning in the GOP

29 minutes ago, Satchel said:

The worst one. Elon Musk

ah, the one that isn't home-grown. yeah, well, at least he can't be president (yet)

Stepping down as leader after election.

 

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Senate Minority Leader Ted Cruz

No guys, the Republican Party is fine

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Fuck you, Mitch

23 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Stepping down as leader after election.

 

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18 minutes ago, pacman said:

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Fuck you, Mitch

I hope his fucking parting gift is getting to watch everything he's worked to do implode.  Fuck this guy.  

good lord.  Mitch McConnell is no longer evil enough to be the face of the Republican party in the Senate.

Retiring before his patented screensaver moments become permanent?
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24 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

lot of news lately of mcconnell and trump negotiating for an endorsement.  i wonder if this is a sign that they won't get there.

That's my take. 

If he had shown the stones to convict Trump during the second impeachment, they could have barred him from running for office.  Trump destroys everyone who tries to help him eventually. 

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1 minute ago, Bateshorn said:

That's my take. 

Do you have a sense it may mean Mitch doesn’t think they’ll get a majority in 2025? He may be less bullish on Moreno and Sheehy winning in OH/MT (and PA/AZ/WI) and Trump winning for his VP to be a tiebreaker 

Just now, Js1 said:

Do you have a sense it may mean Mitch doesn’t think they’ll get a majority in 2025? He may be less bullish on Moreno and Sheehy winning in OH/MT (and PA/AZ/WI) and Trump winning for his VP to be a tiebreaker 

Yup, and without him in charge GOP senate fundraising is going to be fucked.

Hopefully he croaks before November.

 

That man was freaking really good at his job and fucked a lot of Americans in the process, just like the people who funded him intended.

One ruthless sob who could get shit done 

19 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

Retiring before his patented screensaver moments become permanent?
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Just playing the age old game of gif or jpg

Stepping down? The only thing he's stepping down from is life

 

Does anyone else get the sinking feeling that we'll be reminiscing about the good old days of Mitch McConnell in a few years?

7 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Does anyone else get the sinking feeling that we'll be reminiscing about the good old days of Mitch McConnell in a few years?

No. When he had the chance to do what was right, he didn't. His actions stole one (arguably two) SCOTUS seats. He could have ridded us of Donald Trump and didn't.

“It was a violent insurrection for the purpose of trying to prevent the peaceful transfer of power after a legitimately certified election from one administration to the next.” 

He may not be as "rah-rah" about the MAGA takeover of the party, but he is every bit to blame.

Um, so yeah:

 

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McConnell said he plans to serve out his Senate term, which ends in January 2027, our colleague Burgess Everett notes. But the decision to stay or go is likely to be affected by how his replacement would be selected.

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Just last week, a “Kentucky Republican legislator filed a bill … that would strip the governor’s authority to appoint a replacement US senator should a vacancy in that office occur,” the Lexington Herald Leader’s Austin Horn reports. “House Bill 622 from House Majority Floor Leader STEVEN RUDY, R-Paducah, would repeal the current law dictating procedure around gubernatorial appointments to fill a vacancy in one of the state’s two U.S. Senate seats. Instead, the bill calls for those vacancies to be filled via special election.”

 

 

 

 

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Fuck that puto

4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Um, so yeah:

 

 

 

 

 

 

If Kentucky can elect a dem governor, it can elect a dem senator.   

7 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

No. When he had the chance to do what was right, he didn't. His actions stole one (arguably two) SCOTUS seats. He could have ridded us of Donald Trump and didn't.

“It was a violent insurrection for the purpose of trying to prevent the peaceful transfer of power after a legitimately certified election from one administration to the next.” 

He may not be as "rah-rah" about the MAGA takeover of the party, but he is every bit to blame.

Exactly, but what about the current state of the GOP gives you comfort that the next guy won't be even worse?

2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Exactly, but what about the current state of the GOP gives you comfort that the next guy won't be even worse?

Oh, the next guy will be worse for sure. The question is will they be as effective.

3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Exactly, but what about the current state of the GOP gives you comfort that the next guy won't be even worse?

He/she will be, on the surface. But I'd think you'd be hard-pressed to find someone as crafty as McConnell.

I figure it will be like the House speaker where they just can't keep people in line.

 

Interesting day to make this announcement, with Hunter giving his testimony today 

27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If Kentucky can elect a dem governor, it can elect a dem senator.   

Nope.  Louisiana elected a Dem governor twice - they ain't going to vote for a Dem Senator. 

Tennessee voted for a Dem governor and then didn't want him for Senate.  Same with Montana.  And Hawaii (GOP).  And will happen again in Maryland too. 

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Stepping down? The only thing he's stepping down from is life

 

McConnell has never been human enough to be alive.

48 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Exactly, but what about the current state of the GOP gives you comfort that the next guy won't be even worse?

It will be another Mike Johnson type who will replace McConnell. So yes, much worse 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Do you have a sense it may mean Mitch doesn’t think they’ll get a majority in 2025? He may be less bullish on Moreno and Sheehy winning in OH/MT (and PA/AZ/WI) and Trump winning for his VP to be a tiebreaker 

I still think they are favorites to take the majority.  I just don’t think he wants to deal with Trump’s shit. Also, it gives him the the space to cut deals in the lame duck if Trump wins (like repealing/modifying the insurrection act)

Ladies and Germs, your new Senator from Kentucky... 

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We should give Mitch the send off he deserves

 

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