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  • Thermos H. Christ
    Thermos H. Christ

    I’m so sick of the Dems = identity politics line. Identity politics is the ONLY thing the GOP can run on because they have no actual popular policies. Dems are out there running on health care plans a

  • How can one person be such a failure of a human being …. Mitch McConnell is the reason why the United States hasn't passed a renewed Voting Rights Act. He is the reason why the United States hasn

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She got the wrong school.  Apparently there is more than one Liberty Christian Academy.  

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I’m intrigued. How does one join this “team Mitch?” They seem to be doing quite well.

I am reminded again how grateful I am for completing high school and college before the advent of social media. 

Smug dipshits doing dipshit stuff. 

I’m ordering a Moscow Mitch shirt. To hell with this guy and his cracked shoulder. Hopefully it hurts the rest of his life when he’s trying to carry around those shitty GOP healthcare plans with trump stink on them.

I'm grateful I went to public school and not some private "christian" brain wash factory.

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pencil dicks, this Klutch of Kavanaughs are.  One of them looks unfortunately a lot like Figurelli.

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I’m anti-doxing when it comes to high school kids doing stupid shit despite the fact that these particular high school kids are fucking idiots.

Rush did and managed to come out of it smelling like a rose.  GOP doesn't care about that kind of shit unless it is a democrat, in which case LOCK THEM UP! 

Oh I’m not hoping he gets addicted for the scandal - although that would be a bonus.

I’m just wanting him to suffer.

I still don't dismiss the possibility he didn't fall and this is all a ruse to hide.

4 hours ago, RPM said:

I still don't dismiss the possibility he didn't fall and this is all a ruse to hide.

Dismiss it?  Hell, there's a 99.9% chance that's exactly what happened. 

I'm ordering a Moscow Mitch at happy hour today.  It still comes in that copper mug like a Moscow Mule, still ginger beer, Russian vodka, lime, and then 2 parts shameful ruse.  

Levity aside, some enterprising Austin "Craft Cocktail" Bartender should get cracking on a Moscow Mitch drink recipe.   It would get that bartender/bar so much free publicity right now...

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3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I'm ordering a Moscow Mitch at happy hour today.  It still comes in that copper mug like a Moscow Mule, still ginger beer, Russian vodka, lime, and then 2 parts shameful ruse.  

Levity aside, some enterprising Austin "Craft Cocktail" Bartender should get cracking on a Moscow Mitch drink recipe.   It would get that bartender/bar so much free publicity right now...

 

The amount of bitters you'd need would make it unpalatable. 

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In a world where the professional political class didn't develop in order to grift taxpayers during their entire adult life to avoid having a real job, this would spur Mitch to retire. 

He's 77 years old.  Maybe go enjoy your remaining years. 

But he and his wife aren't done stealing from taxpayers to get rich(er).  Mitch has been on the taxpayer dole since 1975. 

22 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I'm ordering a Moscow Mitch at happy hour today.  It still comes in that copper mug like a Moscow Mule, still ginger beer, Russian vodka, lime, and then 2 parts shameful ruse.  

Levity aside, some enterprising Austin "Craft Cocktail" Bartender should get cracking on a Moscow Mitch drink recipe.   It would get that bartender/bar so much free publicity right now...

A mule but vodka replaced by Kentucky bourbon... May need to try that tonight, ya know, for science

I was thinking that, but it's appropriate that it should have Russian vodka in it.  But yeah, I was feeling the same...I've never really liked moscow mule drinks because I don't like ginger beer, but bourbon could actually kinda work.  Make a couple of tonight of varying types and try 'em out and post the results 'cause I think it could be good.  And I think we could be onto a money maker.  Maybe change up the glassware too from copper mug, I dunno . 

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9 minutes ago, Captainant said:

A mule but vodka replaced by Kentucky bourbon... May need to try that tonight, ya know, for science

That's called a Kentucky Mule, and it's been around for a while. 

so Mitch has been a mule for the Russians this whole time?  What has he smuggling in?  

so Mitch has been a mule for the Russians this whole time?  What has he smuggling in?  

Ignominy.
I'm ordering a Moscow Mitch at happy hour today.  It still comes in that copper mug like a Moscow Mule, still ginger beer, Russian vodka, lime, and then 2 parts shameful ruse.  

Levity aside, some enterprising Austin "Craft Cocktail" Bartender should get cracking on a Moscow Mitch drink recipe.   It would get that bartender/bar so much free publicity right now...

Here you go:

2 shots Kentucky Deluxe, pour over ice in a copper mug, top with Stoli ginger beer.

Garnish with a dollar bill stained with American blood.

 

Price- 30 pieces of silver.

 

I’m in!   Where to?

20 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Here you go:

2 shots Kentucky Deluxe, pour over ice in a copper mug, top with Stoli ginger beer.

Garnish with a dollar bill stained with American blood.

 

Price- 30 pieces of silver.

 

Can I steal this?

18 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

He’s high on OxyContin.

Hope he gets addicted.

That would explain why he always looks constipated. 

4 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

Douchebag doesn’t care.

This. Unfortunately, I've seen enough of Moscow Mitch to know he doesn't give a shit.  

 

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

This. Unfortunately, I've seen enough of Moscow Mitch to know he doesn't give a shit.  

 

Sociopathic turtle. Ugly ass motherfucker. 

 

He takes more pride in shutting down democrats than he does actually passing legislation that helps the American people. He’s a disgrace.

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Sometimes old people falling uncontrollably is a sign they might die soon 

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

This. Unfortunately, I've seen enough of Moscow Mitch to know he doesn't give a shit.  

He and Cheeto both get off on being assholes. Not a real great quality in a statesman -- now for a politician, maybe it's perfect.

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

This. Unfortunately, I've seen enough of Moscow Mitch to know he doesn't give a shit.  

 

It's not about getting Moscow Mitch to give a shit.  He's a sociopath who doesn't and won't ever give a shit.  It's about showing up.  And making a statement for the people who do give a shit.  And telling Moscow Mitch and his supporters that they will continue giving a shit and shaming Moscow Mitch.

At this point, we should all standing outside our elected representatives' offices nonstop.

7 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Sometimes old people falling uncontrollably is a sign they might die soon 

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44 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

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The only bad thing is what fucknut would replace him as senate majority leader?

the senate “leadership” group is Comprised of small minded senators from little insignificant states.

john thune - South Dakota.  More people live in my city then probably live in his state.

john barrasso- Wyoming. He’s from literally the most irrelevant state in the US.

john Cornyn- he’s the one exception. Big state guy with a very small mindset.

lindsey graham- South Carolina. This guy is too far up trumps ass, he never sees the light of day.

Chuck grassley - Iowa.  Is this guy dead yet?

 

good luck getting anything significant to change with these rejects waiting to take over from Mitch. If anyone of them gets control of the senate it will be a shit show, like it is right now.

 

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He doesn’t give a shit. He knows the path he is on and isn’t going to change because a few local protestors.

Cornyn is a pussy who just wants to keep his political power.  He would suck, but he lacks the conviction to be as effectively evil in a leadership position as McConnell.

On 8/6/2019 at 7:57 PM, Bama Chick said:


 

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Protests are starting to ramp up, not just billboards.

Seems like it's working.

McConnell campaign spread rumors he's ditching the fundraiser to get the protests called off.  They aren't biting.

 

While I appreciate people hounding Mitch in public, overall it’s a bad idea. If both sides, including the extremes start to find ways to harass political figures, they will eventually just stop interacting with the public.  

5 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

While I appreciate people hounding Mitch in public, overall it’s a bad idea. If both sides, including the extremes start to find ways to harass political figures, they will eventually just stop interacting with the public.  

I get what you're saying but I still want this cretin to hear "Moscow Mitch" every time he goes outside.  Like as soon as he just barely cracks the door "Moscow Mitch!"

8 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

While I appreciate people hounding Mitch in public, overall it’s a bad idea. If both sides, including the extremes start to find ways to harass political figures, they will eventually just stop interacting with the public.  

that is sound logic in normal times, be these ain't them. also, if you're not a treasonous coward I don't think you'll see many mobs at your front door.

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