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Pretty much should be open and shut I would think.  But then again, nothing matters.

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    I’m so sick of the Dems = identity politics line. Identity politics is the ONLY thing the GOP can run on because they have no actual popular policies. Dems are out there running on health care plans a

  • How can one person be such a failure of a human being …. Mitch McConnell is the reason why the United States hasn't passed a renewed Voting Rights Act. He is the reason why the United States hasn

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14 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

She's getting a check from the Brisket clan.

It's really a campaign theme that writes itself.  Vote for someone who has actually fought for American, not someone who's fought against it.  Vote for someone who has worn the flag on a uniform, not wiped their ass with it.  Vote for someone who took an oath to defend this country and backed it up with her life, not someone who took an oath and backed it up with lies.

7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you still write checks to political candidates?

Well, metaphorically.  I wish we did.  That would be much slower and more deliberate.  Instead, we just click the "donate" button on a site, suck the money out of our Paypal account, and call it done.  It may get to be an expensive habit.

But they'll all still take a check, too....

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, metaphorically.  I wish we did.  That would be much slower and more deliberate.  Instead, we just click the "donate" button on a site, suck the money out of our Paypal account, and call it done.  It may get to be an expensive habit.

But they'll all still take a check, too....

I'm really looking forward to casting my 1st vote in a Kentucky election for McGrath...actually I guess it will be my second...I plan on voting for the Dem candidate for Governor in November.

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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 

It's really a campaign theme that writes itself.  Vote for someone who has actually fought for American, not someone who's fought against it.  Vote for someone who has worn the flag on a uniform, not wiped their ass with it.  Vote for someone who took an oath to defend this country and backed it up with her life, not someone who took an oath and backed it up with lies.

And sadly, one that will not resonate with the majority of that state.  Because R.

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you still write checks to political candidates?

Yep. Then I mail it to them c/o “the campaign treasurer.” Usually takes about a month for them to get it cashed. 

 

I really really wish Mitch McConnell had problems..but sadly he doesn’t and will win re-election easily.

4 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

I really really wish Mitch McConnell had problems..but sadly he doesn’t and will win re-election easily.

If we’re lucky, his shoulder still hurts.

12 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

I really really wish Mitch McConnell had problems..but sadly he doesn’t and will win re-election easily.

unfortunately, so will Trump.

26 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

unfortunately, so will Trump.

I am concerned that he will. But even if he doesn't/didn't, he isn't leaving. Look at how Lewandowski behaved yesterday. That contempt and brazeness doesn't just disappear, it gets embedded. People who admired that behavior get stronger in their support as an outlet for their woes. Yecchh.

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3 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

Note: I still think most Republicans, Moscow Mitch included, have Trumps' back for now, but if one were a Republican Senator, and one was tired of Trump's shenanigans, and you wanted to gin up support for impeachment, it might not be a bad thing to hit back at Trump with the Kurds.  Just grind away at that unpopularity rating.

When push comes to shove, Lindsey will be firmly in Trump's pocket. Don't get your hopes up. 

7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

When push comes to shove, Lindsey will be firmly in Trump's pocket. Don't get your hopes up. 

They are all in, for sure.

They are going to fight this, vote for Trump and then cheat like heck during the election, if the numbers don't support them.

2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

They are all in, for sure.

They are going to fight this, vote for Trump and then cheat like heck during the election, if the numbers don't support them.

They will fight against this, but whether they vote for Trump depends, in large part, on the polling data.

And, more importantly, whether Pence is implicated.  If Pence is skating clear of this, don't think they won't ditch Trump, prop up Pence, and then tell the Trumpkins "support the reelection of President Pence, or else you will get President Warren who will take your healthcare away and raise your taxes" and probably toss in comments that Warren would be listening to AOC/Bernie/etc.

I suspect many Senate Republicans would love to have Pence as President right about now - he would give them everything they want, and he wouldn't be fucking up their deals and making them defend his dumbass actions.

I agree, even if caused problems down the line with the current supporters of Trump, I think they would take those odds. The only thing that would possibly gum up the works would be a massive recession prior to 2020. Even then, I don't believe there are enough Senate seats that will flip and if that (recession) happened, whomever is in office will come off looking horrible (regardless of their ability) since a lot of folks vote based off of appearance(s) over substance (and reality). That might cause the Democrats to lose more seats because people will be hearing all those 'tax' buzzwords over the media.

  • 3 weeks later...

I LOVE that ad. The fact that it’s done like the credits of “The Americans” and heavily features Miss Swamp Thing Elaine Chao is ~chef’s kiss~.


  • 1 month later...

Dude should probably get his liver function checked out. He looks like he's been mainlining his states most well known beverage. 

He looks like a mortuary school practice cadaver.

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13 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He looks like a mortuary school practice cadaver.

If only.

History -- presuming there's literacy in the future -- will be most unkind to him.  He is evil and craven on a level not seen in any recent memory.  He is selling out our country and our political system for transitory, ephemeral power.  

He is fucking scum, and I would drive 1,000 miles out of my way for the pleasure of shitting on his grave.  Seriously, they're going to have to bury him in a secure location, with cameras, full-time security, the whole deal. 

 

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Seriously, they're going to have to bury him in a secure location, with cameras, full-time security, the whole deal. 

I feel there will be multiple people from the current R party that will fit this bill.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

I feel there will be multiple people from the current R party that will fit this bill.

That's fine.  I can eat a LOT of bad chili.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

That's fine.  I can eat a LOT of bad chili.

Hormel with beans?

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Hormel with beans?

I'm thinking cincinnati chili, extra beans, topped with cabbage, followed by a hot cuppa coffee.  These guys merit the most explosive shit that I can muster.

Anyone visiting any of these traitors graves would be well advised to wear a Hazmat suit.  It will be like a supersite for some 

Petition to change thread title to "Republic Has a Mitch McConnell Problem".

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

That's fine.  I can eat a LOT of bad chili.

<Intercom squawks> Jade, please report to Brisket's ledge. Jade to Brisket's ledge, please.

34 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Petition to change thread title to "Republic Has a Mitch McConnell Problem".

Agree.  Moscow Mitch has a lot of things, but problems ain't one of them.

4 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Agree.  Moscow Mitch has a lot of things, but problems ain't one of them.

Oh, he has problems. Keeping his majority is a big one. That is not in the bag at all.

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm thinking cincinnati chili, extra beans, topped with cabbage, followed by a hot cuppa coffee.  These guys merit the most explosive shit that I can muster.

Add some asparagus to your meal for the coup de grace at the end.

Just now, Mrs Whiggins said:

Add some asparagus to your meal for the coup de grace at the end.

He doesn't deserve the honor of my piss.



Dude should probably get his liver function checked out. He looks like he's been mainlining his states most well known beverage. 


Let he who is without sin cast the first stone

Moscow Mitch is a true traitor to this country. 

Brainstorming witnesses?  Yeah, it takes a real cadre of elite minds to think of calling the people who have firsthand knowledge of what actually occurred.  What crack team of legal minds could come up with such a thing?

8 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

That's a punchable face if I ever saw one.

38 minutes ago, bolverk said:

That's a punchable face if I ever saw one.

Ever seen Ted Cruz?

17 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

Ever seen Ted Cruz?

Yes, at the airport, and I could barely restrain myself. It was a visceral reaction.

9 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Its well past time for these traitors to be removed by force. 

1 minute ago, Jack Straw said:

Its well past time for these traitors to be removed by force. 

Pfft. There haven't even been riots. Americans are too fat and pilled out to do anything.

On 12/13/2019 at 1:54 PM, Brisketexan said:

History -- presuming there's literacy in the future -- will be most unkind to him.  He is evil and craven on a level not seen in any recent memory.  He is selling out our country and our political system for transitory, ephemeral power.  

He is fucking scum, and I would drive 1,000 miles out of my way for the pleasure of shitting on his grave.  Seriously, they're going to have to bury him in a secure location, with cameras, full-time security, the whole deal. 

 

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10 hours ago, Goredho said:

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I've driven farther to do less....so hell yeah.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I've driven farther to do less....so hell yeah.

You know, I always figured you'd lead us in a mass suicide jump off the ledge. But your leading us in taking a mass surly-shit off of it onto McConnell's grave seems more apropos for some reason.

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