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1 hour ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I get the ruthlessness and anger, but resist the urge to become what you hate.

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    I’m so sick of the Dems = identity politics line. Identity politics is the ONLY thing the GOP can run on because they have no actual popular policies. Dems are out there running on health care plans a

  • How can one person be such a failure of a human being …. Mitch McConnell is the reason why the United States hasn't passed a renewed Voting Rights Act. He is the reason why the United States hasn

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All I'm saying is that relying on ends to justify means is an inherently fraught path to walk. One man's efficient justice is another's swift injustice. I don't trust anyone other than myself to make such judgements, and even I'm not that good.

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1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge and I knew we'd be getting into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I should probably update my quarantine playlist. 

This would be great

 

14 hours ago, LABEVO said:

This would be great

 

That would just be glorious, but what does that really mean?  Just that the majority of senators present would be Ds?  

14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That would just be glorious, but what does that really mean?  Just that the majority of senators present would be Ds?  

When you say D's do you mean Democrats or Dickheads?

5 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

When you say D's do you mean Democrats or Dickheads?

Low hanging fruit and not really clever.  But then, we're amidst an epidemic because republicans were never really smart.  DOTARD Grifter out front is a beacon.  

Here goes Moscow Mitch, dividing the country again on cnn

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So do we get banned if we say we're okay with Rand possibly given Moscow Bitch the covid, hypothetically speaking of course?

Mitch is a cockroach. He would survive a nuclear war.

1 minute ago, pacman said:

Mitch is a cockroach. He would survive a nuclear war.

He's a blazing cunt.  A blazing cunt who owns the Dems.  He makes them his bitch at every turn and they're fucking helpless against him.  Pathetic. 

22 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He's a blazing cunt.  A blazing cunt who owns the Dems.  He makes them his bitch at every turn and they're fucking helpless against him.  Pathetic. 

What's amazing is the guy is a fumbling idiot..that "speech" was about 3 sentences repeated 30 times to cover 10 minutes. My HS debate/speech teacher would have thrown me out of class of I ever presented that shit.

But, Mitch wins and Chuck did little to rebuttal.

How did Chuck not lead with, "The Republicans will give billions to big business and allow them to layoff as many workers as they want?"

Chuck didn't even mention that fact, which, along with the slush fund, are easily the largest soundbites of the bill.

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2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He's a blazing cunt.  A blazing cunt who owns the Dems.  He makes them his bitch at every turn and they're fucking helpless against him.  Pathetic. 

Sure. If Nancy Pelosi tells him he can.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Anytime this thread gets bumped I keep hoping for well... you know.

Gotta have a heart to die from a heart attack.  Once Putin drops, maybe turtle, Cheney and the rest of the heartless, soulless bastards will cease as well.  

On 3/23/2020 at 11:19 AM, pacman said:

Mitch is a cockroach. He would survive a nuclear war.

 

5 hours ago, pacman said:

 

Well now the cockroach won’t even have to run from the sunlight, with his new innovative sunscreen.  We can still hope for a giant shoe. 

I don't think he'll survive the next election, tbh.  If Trump wouldn't have come along and draw this enormous spotlight on all the graft in DC, then yeah, he'd survive.  But in a unforeseen way, I think the swamp will be drained by Trump's actions.  And I don't think Trump gives one crap about politics, he's just siphoned money from the public funds into his own, and developed his loving base to prop up his fragile ego.   

So either McConnell jumped on the grifting train hard because he knows he's on his way out and is doing a massive money grab, or he was blackmailed into it.  I think the former.

Will be interesting to see if any of his descendants decide they don't want to be associated with his dirty money or tainted name.   

I wish you were right, but I know you are 100% wrong.  Moscow Mitch will be around longer than any of us.

  • 2 weeks later...

Fantastic article and I will 100% buy the ex Mrs. McConnell’s book.


1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Fantastic article and I will 100% buy the ex Mrs. McConnell’s book.

 




That is tremendous. That part about how McConnell hates Trump is hilarious. 

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:




That is tremendous. That part about how McConnell hates Trump is hilarious. 

He is in love with power. He will blow anyone who lets him taste it. He is like Littlefinger without even the tiny bit of soul that Littlefinger possessed.

On 3/23/2020 at 11:39 AM, pacman said:

What's amazing is the guy is a fumbling idiot..that "speech" was about 3 sentences repeated 30 times to cover 10 minutes. My HS debate/speech teacher would have thrown me out of class of I ever presented that shit.

But, Mitch wins and Chuck did little to rebuttal.

How did Chuck not lead with, "The Republicans will give billions to big business and allow them to layoff as many workers as they want?"

Chuck didn't even mention that fact, which, along with the slush fund, are easily the largest soundbites of the bill.

Yes...he's a fumblin' idiot....so, what does that tell you about those folks following him that think he's smart?

  • 2 weeks later...

Chuck grassley of Iowa is 86

turtle mitch is only 78

 

i fear we will be stuck with this fucker for another 10+ years. 

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11 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

He's a devil.

It appears that Moscow Mitch’s own daughters despise him. What a legacy to leave behind. My children hated me, but at least i supportered and enabled one Donald Trump.

This shit keeps going on I bet you start to see assassinations a plenty.  I'm not saying I would do it, but I'd understand.

 

12 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

While the Kavanuagh bullshit may have fired up the base to keep the blue tsunami down to a blue wave, I think this kind of shit will just blow up in his turtle fucking face.  We saw Wisconsin voters risk their lives to vote these cunts out in the middle of a pandemic.  Keep showing this stuff right up against what these cunts said 4 years ago.  If that doesn't get the result we need, then we live in the society we deserve.

 

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

It appears that Moscow Mitch’s own daughters despise him. What a legacy to leave behind. My children hated me, but at least i supportered and enabled one Donald Trump.

hopefully he leaves behind a hard drive full of damming evidence just like that other asshole. 

Holy shit. That was greatness. I need a cigarette after watching that.

These deserve a space at The Smithsonian.

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And I’m sure he’ll say similar things when trump is blasting president Biden on twitter 30 times a day. 

Rand Paul’s neighbor needs to take his show on the road and punch Moscow Mitch is his saggy melty face.

14 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

He’s such a goddamned piece of shit.
 

Trump just accused TV pundit Joe Scarborough of murder in a tweet this morning.

Anxiously awaiting Mitch's statement that Trump's behavior was classless.

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On 5/11/2020 at 7:15 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Why does she have two official twitter accounts?

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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why does she have two official twitter accounts?

Most senators do.  One official senator account and one campaign account 

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