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This was all due to lack of prayer in our nation’s outlet malls.  When you take God out of our discount shopping centers, you’re just left food courts and water features ripe for evil to take hold.  

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    You religiously 2A fuckwits want this. Y’all are cowards and cunts.

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Looks like he caught one in the face. Someone’s a good shot. 

46 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

It’s truly amazing there is zero willpower by those who can effect change to effect change. This may become a one-issue vote for me. 

It's a nation of cowards.

23 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

Pretty sure Jesus said the same thing.

3 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

This was all due to lack of prayer in our nation’s outlet malls.  When you take God out of our discount shopping centers, you’re just left food courts and water features ripe for evil to take hold.  

My dude. You haven't even BEGUN to talk about ALL of the unlocked doors! Just sitting there!!! Each of those businesses should be sued for negligence for not barring their doors at all times against a mass shooter

To be safe from now on I’ll only shop in the finest ateliers in Europe. 

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

My dude. You haven't even BEGUN to talk about ALL of the unlocked doors! Just sitting there!!! Each of those businesses should be sued for negligence for not barring their doors at all times against a mass shooter

We need to harden the food court.

6 minutes ago, YChang said:

To be safe from now on I’ll only shop in the finest ateliers in Europe. 

Nah you can go to a mall in Europe....they don't have these problems over there.

7 minutes ago, YChang said:

To be safe from now on I’ll only shop in the finest ateliers in Europe. 

I honestly feel safer out with the poor county folks. I recommend the Terrell outlets.

28 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

This was all due to lack of prayer in our nation’s outlet malls.  When you take God out of our discount shopping centers, you’re just left food courts and water features ripe for evil to take hold.  

Shopping centers can follow the lead of Republicans in the legislature and propose bills that would require them shoppers as young as eight to go through training that will teach them how to render aid during mass shootings. Don’t tell me we’re not exceptional.

41 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

This was all due to lack of prayer in our nation’s outlet malls.  When you take God out of our discount shopping centers, you’re just left food courts and water features ripe for evil to take hold.  

this is partially true, but at discount stores we are left with Discount God, an inferior less powerful deity. 

Been trying to get more updated information on the news on this latest shooting tragedy…it’s been almost 8 hours and it seems more odd than usual how little information is actually leaking out. Checking all the sources I would normally check but many aren’t updated…it just seems odd to me but maybe the reporting is slow bc Saturday night? Or LE isn’t sharing?  

We're gonna need to start defining mass shooting to be at least 20+ killed otherwise this board is gonna get filled with news threads no one cares about 

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10 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

We're gonna need to start defining mass shooting to be at least 20+ killed otherwise this board is gonna get filled with news threads no one cares about 

Charles Whitman just got cut

 

 

 

 

 

Think about that for a second....

27 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Been trying to get more updated information on the news on this latest shooting tragedy…it’s been almost 8 hours and it seems more odd than usual how little information is actually leaking out. Checking all the sources I would normally check but many aren’t updated…it just seems odd to me but maybe the reporting is slow bc Saturday night? Or LE isn’t sharing?  

The fucking losers who do this shit seem to want some sort of infamy.

Unfortunately for them and for all of us, this is so commonplace now that the general public won't even remember this happened by Tuesday.

The footage she captured is worth watching. I do hope that people will view this and maybe it changes a mind or a heart or two. That’s all I guess I can hope for at this point. Been following her Tweets as she seems to have more information than most. Also the Tweet I am sharing isn’t her most current or up to date one. It is incredible (incredibly sad) that she was able to get this footage. 

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22 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

We're gonna need to start defining mass shooting to be at least 20+ killed otherwise this board is gonna get filled with news threads no one cares about 

yes, the current definition qualifies 4 wounded as a mass shooting. It's too weak, a simple family squabble gets there , or even a boring school shooting with minor wounds on 4 innocent bystanders. THE DEFINITION SUCKS ASS!!

Need to have at least 5 dead. 

This was all due to lack of prayer in our nation’s outlet malls.  When you take God out of our discount shopping centers, you’re just left food courts and water features ripe for evil to take hold.  

Sadly this was the exact fucking response from the piece of shit that represents McKinney.
2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

This was all due to lack of prayer in our nation’s outlet malls.  When you take God out of our discount shopping centers, you’re just left food courts and water features ripe for evil to take hold.  

Lack of doors IMO

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Fuck, man. Fuck. What the fuck are we doing? Just going to pretend like there's nothing we could possibly do forever?

10 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Fuck, man. Fuck. What the fuck are we doing? Just going to pretend like there's nothing we could possibly do forever?

Now starts the running the clock method where we deflect (mention Chicago, California, liberal cities) so ppl Forget and we move on to the next topic until the next shooting (less the. A week).

Yeah, but there are bums who poop in the streets of San Francisco!   Hell hole. 

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More information:

FBI agents and Dallas police officers arrived at the suspected shooter's home in Dallas to investigate and interview family members.

Multiple sources say this is the home where the suspected shooter lived along with his parents.

The agents have been inside talking to his family. They have also asked for a translator.

FBI agents showed up Saturday evening, neighbors said, and have been there ever since. They say the suspected shooter is in his 30s and has lived here for as long as anyone can recall.

They say he drives a gray Charger that was always parked in front of the home -- except in the last few weeks, when they noticed he had not been around. 

Neighbors say they don’t recall any police activity or problems at the residence. 

At this time, the suspect's name is not being released at this time because his identity and connection to the shooting in Allen has not yet been officially confirmed. 

But neighbors say the suspect always wore some kind of security guard uniform, although no one says they ever saw him with any kind of weapon. They say he was very quiet, but they say they did notice certain unusual and quiet behaviors.

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6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Cato Institute.  You know that radical left-wing arm of the communist party.

Their study concludes that the ten 'freest' nations are Switzerland, New Zealand, Denmark, Estonia, Ireland, Finland, Canada, Australia, Sweden, and Luxembourg.  All nations with some form of legal, private gun ownership.  All Christian nations that don't have mandatory prayer in school.  Yet they all have a tiny, tiny fraction of the gun violence per capita that we have.  I'm guessing the one factor they have most in common besides freedom and guns is we celebrate stupid laws enacted by stupid people to give other stupid people stupidly access to stupid amounts of firepower.  Apparently in other countries, that kinda thing is considered embarrassing.  

I gotta count on you guys to stop a tyrannical government when your tac-vested, heavily armed gravy seal ass can't protect a fucking shopping mall or elementary school?  You guys could fuck up a cup of coffee and you're the front lines of the Texas Revolution?  Jesus fucking Christ.  Can some of you even clean your weapons without breaking a hot sweat and panting? 

Notice anything else about those free countries?

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59 minutes ago, Slacks said:

Notice anything else about those free countries?

Universal healthcare 

 

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5 hours ago, Slacks said:

Notice anything else about those free countries?

Their citizens don't a declining life expectancy?

They have a reliable power grid?

Their governments mandate paid time off and maternity leave?

6 hours ago, mdmost said:

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Been thinking about the US and our policies.  If we can't have reasonable protections, and politicians are frozen pandering to the fringes of their parties, perhaps there is a non political tool to be wielded.

The horror that is randomly visited upon our countrymen does not seem to be priced into the economy.  I think American disfunction should be piped into living rooms/social media across Europe and the world.  When travel/tourism/educational travel start to tank (rightfully so) I think it will have a greater effect on our policies than sporadic outrage and pain shared by one isolated community after another.  I mean it can't have less of an effect, right?

 

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4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Universal healthcare 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Their citizens don't a declining life expectancy?

They have a reliable power grid?

Their governments mandate paid time off and maternity leave?

Yep. We made it so that many Americans have nothing left to lose, then armed them. 

Before you enter any structure, commercial or private, it's prudent to fire at least two rounds through the door frame prior to entering. Play it safe. Fire twice in the air if you agree. 

9 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Yeah.  allegedly that guy is dead. 

I was just screwing around calling him the alleged dead guy because the article I read kept talking about him as the alleged shooter.

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34 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Before you enter any structure, commercial or private, it's prudent to fire at least two rounds through the door frame prior to entering. Play it safe. Fire twice in the air if you agree. 

As I walk through the battlefield of life, I make sure to always train my laser site on the vitals of the nearest threat. Yesterday, for example, I grabbed a coffee from a local shop. My red dot hovered on the barista’s forehead the entire time I was ordering. You can never be too careful.

When the transaction was over, I reached for the cup with my free hand while careful to keep the muzzle pointed at my potential murderer behind the counter, and then slowly backed away to retrieve cream and sugar. There was some gray hair there, taking her sweet time. She might have been mixing her coffee or, equally likely, she might have been plotting an ambush. I quickly reevaluated the tactical situation, calculating that this elderly woman was now the greatest present threat to my safety. I maintained a safe distance with my weapon at the ready, all the while scanning the shop for nascent threats — college students, hipsters, young parents and their roaming toddlers were all within strike range. I needed to remain on high alert if I had any chance to escape this viper’s nest. The old woman left without firing on me. I was lucky, this time

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11 hours ago, victory88 said:

Why is anyone allowed to have a weapon like that?  You don’t need that for hunting or to protect yourself.  It’s up to you guys that own guns to vote and get this shit under control.

It’s nothing but a semi-auto rifle. It’s indistinguishable from a hunting rifle other than cosmetic features. 

That post made me think. I'm rubbing my temple with a revolver, deeply pondering.

1 minute ago, B00M said:

It’s nothing but a semi-auto rifle. It’s indistinguishable from a hunting rifle other than cosmetic features. 

Username did stuff

before I can comment I am waiting for the Governor, Lt Gov and Junior Senator from Texas to issue statements about there not being a gun issue.

God bless democracy (or maybe it should be democrazy)

9 hours ago, JohnnyRage said:

I honestly feel safer out with the poor county folks. I recommend the Terrell outlets.

That's interesting. If you find a really good store please mark the building with a z pattern of bullet holes so I'll know which ones are worth checking out. I'll fire a few rounds into your mailbox to let you know if I also enjoyed them. 

43 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

 

Yep. We made it so that many Americans have nothing left to lose, then armed them. 

This here is the problem. Life in the US is extremely stressful, from start to finish, for at least half of the population, and this is trending in the wrong direction with inflation and politics. Being poor, bullied, having mental health issues or just not being able to meet expectations and being unable to afford to change any of it… It makes people snap. And if you have a clean (enough) record, a reliable firearm costs about the same as an uninsured trip to a general doctor… where they’ll tell you to see a specialist you can’t afford that can’t make an appointment with you for months anyway. Capitalism and competition thrives in the firearm industry to keep prices down, but we’ve made medical care and mental health treatment unobtainable for many. 

20 minutes ago, B00M said:

It’s nothing but a semi-auto rifle. It’s indistinguishable from a hunting rifle other than cosmetic features. 

You are a shitty Hunter if you need a high-velocity, high-capacity, high rate-of-fire firearm.  Maybe try fishing

1 minute ago, GW Hayduke said:

You are a shitty Hunter if you need a high-velocity, high-capacity, high rate-of-fire firearm.  Maybe try fishing

Shoot at the fish? 

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10 minutes ago, B00M said:

This here is the problem. Life in the US is extremely stressful, from start to finish, for at least half of the population, and this is trending in the wrong direction with inflation and politics. Being poor, bullied, having mental health issues or just not being able to meet expectations and being unable to afford to change any of it… It makes people snap. And if you have a clean (enough) record, a reliable firearm costs about the same as an uninsured trip to a general doctor… where they’ll tell you to see a specialist you can’t afford that can’t make an appointment with you for months anyway. Capitalism and competition thrives in the firearm industry to keep prices down, but we’ve made medical care and mental health treatment unobtainable for many. 

What is your solution?

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1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:


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I wonder if all of our militia members can see where this is headed?

I’m going to be there taking selfies and heckling these fucking pussies when they’re lined up to turn in their toys.

2 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I wonder if all of our militia members can see where this is headed?

I’m going to be there taking selfies and heckling these fucking pussies when they’re lined up to turn in their toys.

You will be gumming your vegetables or dead by then. 

4 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


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If there’s one group of people for whom that advice surely won’t backfire, it’s all the husbands posting on TexAgs!

6 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

What is your solution?

I think we'll eventually get to a point where popular places like the mall will have security checkpoints. There are beaches in China you can't access without going through a metal detector and showing ID/passport. Sad to think that way but it feels inevitable 

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