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Young woman accused of using machete, ordering man to have sex with her

 

A 19-year old woman in Montana has been charged with wielding a machete in order to force a man to have sex with her.

Court documents allege that Samantha Ray Mears entered the residence of an ex-boyfriend while he was not home. When the man returned home, Mears reportedly confronted him with a machete, ordered him to get on the bed, and remove his clothes.

The man told police that he felt he could not leave the room without being hurt by Mears.

Mears then removed her pants, climbed on top of the man, and engaged in intercourse, according to court documents.

The man told police that Mears continued holding on to the machete during intercourse.

The two began arguing, and the victim pretended to call an acquaintance but actually called 911, and was able to slowly back out of the room and escape.

She also reportedly bit the victim on the arm, and officers noted a bite mark on his arm.

The victim was able to provide officers with photos of Mears on the bed wielding the machete.

Prosecutors requested that bond for Mears be set at $50,000.

Mears, 19 years old, has been charged with two felonies: aggravated burglary, and assault with a weapon. She has also been charged with the following misdemeanors: unlawful restraint; partner/family member assault; and two counts of criminal mischief.

There is no word yet on whether additional charges - such as sexual intercourse without consent - may be filed.

2 minutes ago, llanoflash said:

guess he could get a boner with a machete in his face. 

 

Man....I remember being 19.

4 minutes ago, llanoflash said:

guess he could get a boner with a machete in his face. 

 

At 19, boners were an almost perpetual state of being.  

12 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

At 19, boners were an almost perpetual state of being.  

Or just having a dick to begin with. I’d check your T levels.

16 minutes ago, llanoflash said:

guess he could get a boner with a machete in his face. 

 

You've never had a fear boner?

 

Luckily this dude had a lunatic ready to keep him from having to spank it. 

After they had sex, the man reportedly tried to push Mears off of him, but she bit him on the arm, and continued trying to have sex with him. They began to argue, the man said, and Mears ripped a large piece of trim off the wall and urinated on the bed.

 

Not as hot as the crazy bitch in Austin who stabbed a girl just to see what it felt like to kill someone (she didn't), but not bad.  And seriously, just go with it for minute or two, then wrestle the machete away from her and kick her ass out the door.  Fucking millennials...

I mean seriously, at some point shes got going beg you to take her from behind. Options begin to present themselves.

3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The victim was able to provide officers with photos of Mears on the bed wielding the machete.

 

He was so afraid he got pictures of the naked lady with a machete 

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3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

He was so afraid he got pictures of the naked lady with a machete 

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Yeah... I'm wondering if he has a camera set up in there the whole time. Remember, he's the sort of guy who would go out with this nutter in the first place.

He was so afraid he got pictures of the naked lady with a machete 
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Dude took “this is worthless without pics” f’n seriously. Respek.

So, where are these pics of her in bed with the machete?

On 6/26/2018 at 8:08 PM, UTCzech III said:

Not as hot as the crazy bitch in Austin who stabbed a girl just to see what it felt like to kill someone (she didn't), but not bad.  And seriously, just go with it for minute or two, then wrestle the machete away from her and kick her ass out the door.  Fucking millennials...

Both girls are very average looking to hideous. How this pansy couldn’t just wrestle away the machete is astounding. 

2 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Fear boners are the best! BE BEST!

*fearections

Interesting how there are no rape or sexual assault charges in the initial release.

On 6/26/2018 at 8:08 PM, UTCzech III said:

Not as hot as the crazy bitch in Austin who stabbed a girl just to see what it felt like to kill someone (she didn't), but not bad.  And seriously, just go with it for minute or two, then wrestle the machete away from her and kick her ass out the door.  Fucking millennials...

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48 minutes ago, Stoogey said:

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Hideous. 

On 6/26/2018 at 6:33 PM, Aphelion said:

You've never had a fear boner?

Sounds like an aggy thing. Were you in the corp of cadets?

 

3 hours ago, F250 said:

Sounds like an aggy thing. Were you in the corp of cadets?

 

ISWYDT.

I lived in Glasgow 1986-87 so this hcth.  I can see this happening. 

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