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The entire thread is too slow, it got posted earlier this morning, with a Brisket tag in the Ukraine thread.

Brisket literally just texted me asking how to say threesome In Finnish, the name of A Nordic fixer, $137 in cash, and a Helsinki radio jammer 

8 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Brisket literally just texted me asking how to say threesome In Finnish, the name of A Nordic fixer, $137 in cash, and a Helsinki radio jammer 

That’s not enough cash 

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3 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Literally right after Brisket showed up at her doorstep to profess his love. Well done, @Brisketexan!

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3 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Literally right after Brisket showed up at her doorstep to profess his love. Well done, @Brisketexan!

This is how she greeted him.

"Welcome to Inland!"

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That’s what I like about Brisket & the Finns (great band name, btw).  Discretion.  Yeah he was just there and pulled a Say Anything.  But did they hop on the back row a westbound plane a la “the graduate”. ?   No, they kept it civil.  Kept it tidy.  Very clean.  Very smooth.  
 

he and his lovely wife flew home, declared a few vegetables and curios.  Days later, Finnish PM issued a press release after she was already on her way to their home under an assumed name with nothing more than a toothbrush, an airtight backstory, and a electricity adapter for a product that shall not be named. 

19 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Literally right after Brisket showed up at her doorstep to profess his love. Well done, @Brisketexan!

"I believe in America you call it, 'The fever of the sausage.'"

25 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Literally right after Brisket showed up at her doorstep to profess his love. Well done, @Brisketexan!

There are no coincidences.

I won't say anything further.

As they say in Skanda: “I brought my whore to the shore!  I regret nothing!  Nothing!”

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