May 12, 20232 yr Author 23 minutes ago, Deej said: You stumbled on to one of Nicole's serial killer traps. But....it did NOT catch me. Rock-solid proof of my innocence. Mark it down. 7 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said: Funny how all this allegedly happened while only Brisket was there to see it. That's why I took a pic. And I can't photoshop for shit, so you know it's for real. Scout's honor (even though I was only a cub scout for a couple of years and quit after that because I wanted to do shit like go in the woods with a knife and a book of matches and have to survive for a weekend, but no, all our activities were arts and crafts and that stupid pinewood derby shit).
May 12, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: That's why I took a pic. And I can't photoshop for shit, so you know it's for real. Scout's honor (even though I was only a cub scout for a couple of years and quit after that because I wanted to do shit like go in the woods with a knife and a book of matches and have to survive for a weekend, but no, all our activities were arts and crafts and that stupid pinewood derby shit). Oh, I have no doubt that this is some phone and some book, possibly on a car, somewhere. Taking photos is also a standard skill of psychotic misanthropes. I am just waiting to see when this mad tale unravels.
May 13, 20232 yr If an Aggie had found these scene they would have taken both, and left a note that says "You left your phone on your car. I have it, it's in safe hands. Text me and I will return it."
May 13, 20232 yr Weirdest thing -- Hygge was my most recent Word of the Month. I found it in a Bill Bryson book (he was using it as an example of a word that we don't have a synonym for in the English language) and have been trying to work it into conversation.
May 13, 20232 yr Author Weirdest thing -- Hygge was my most recent Word of the Month. I found it in a Bill Bryson book (he was using it as an example of a word that we don't have a synonym for in the English language) and have been trying to work it into conversation. Go with fika and sisu for a trifecta of odd Scandinavian words.
May 13, 20232 yr Well, first you need to start with the significance of the numbers. 19:09, international dating would place that as September 19 or 9/19 - not a coincidence at all, this is a celebration of the publishing of the Unabomber's manifesto, clearly. 9 is representative of the end of the life cycle in the Hindu belief system and revered in their culture. Given the new age bullshit word hygge, this is clearly related. The choice of Danish as a cover for all this is curious, until I read about the Hells Angels MC in Denmark and I tied it all together. What you have here, clearly, is an anti technology motorcycle gang member and meth dealer that is versed in new ageism, the end of all things, and idolizes Ted Kacyznski. Stop being sheeple and open your eyes!
May 13, 20232 yr 13 minutes ago, BamaATL said: Well, first you need to start with the significance of the numbers. 19:09, international dating would place that as September 19 or 9/19 - not a coincidence at all, this is a celebration of the publishing of the Unabomber's manifesto, clearly. 9 is representative of the end of the life cycle in the Hindu belief system and revered in their culture. Given the new age bullshit word hygge, this is clearly related. The choice of Danish as a cover for all this is curious, until I read about the Hells Angels MC in Denmark and I tied it all together. What you have here, clearly, is an anti technology motorcycle gang member and meth dealer that is versed in new ageism, the end of all things, and idolizes Ted Kacyznski. Stop being sheeple and open your eyes! This is the kind of shit that keeps me coming back to Surly.
May 13, 20232 yr Brisket ripped one walking into the garage and this woman dropped everything and ran for her life.
May 14, 20232 yr GOLL is a co-conspirator. He admitted as much. Aiding and abetting. For all we know he drove the getaway car.
May 15, 20232 yr On 5/13/2023 at 6:44 PM, Surly Bevo said: Brisket ripped one walking into the garage and this woman dropped everything and ran for her life. She saw Eeyore coming and took off.
May 15, 20232 yr Car-owning woman (most likely) is still at work in the same building brisket is leaving. Her current lover, a lesbian shemale of Norwegian descent, has left the phone and the book at or on her car (depending upon which side of the windshield you see them), telling the owner of the car where and when they will meet later that evening, as well as the activities she intends to initiate, starting with hugging (hyggen). The most likely immediate destination, imho, is a Lutheran Church doing family things such as the afore-mentioned hugging.
May 15, 20232 yr I’m not trying to be proselytized at by Lutherans, but will stay if the hotdish is quality.
May 15, 20232 yr I'm going to be fairly suspicious checking life360 and see that my wife is in the parking garage for 30 minutes.
May 15, 20232 yr On 5/12/2023 at 4:05 PM, Brisketexan said: But....it did NOT catch me. Rock-solid proof of my innocence. Mark it down. That's why I took a pic. And I can't photoshop for shit, so you know it's for real. Scout's honor (even though I was only a cub scout for a couple of years and quit after that because I wanted to do shit like go in the woods with a knife and a book of matches and have to survive for a weekend, but no, all our activities were arts and crafts and that stupid pinewood derby shit).
May 16, 20232 yr On 5/13/2023 at 6:26 PM, BamaATL said: Stop being sheeple and open your eyes! DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH!!!!!!123!!112!!!!!
May 16, 20232 yr On 5/13/2023 at 4:26 PM, BamaATL said: Well, first you need to start with the significance of the numbers. 19:09, international dating would place that as September 19 or 9/19 - not a coincidence at all, this is a celebration of the publishing of the Unabomber's manifesto, clearly. 9 is representative of the end of the life cycle in the Hindu belief system and revered in their culture. Given the new age bullshit word hygge, this is clearly related. The choice of Danish as a cover for all this is curious, until I read about the Hells Angels MC in Denmark and I tied it all together. What you have here, clearly, is an anti technology motorcycle gang member and meth dealer that is versed in new ageism, the end of all things, and idolizes Ted Kacyznski. Stop being sheeple and open your eyes! Your newsletter. where send $9.95?
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