May 14, 20232 yr https://www.theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten-out-1819574958
May 14, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, luke duke said: https://www.theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten-out-1819574958
May 14, 20232 yr Man, if South Austin’s moms walls could talk! Hey, is that a pop-up story book? We should sell that (next to the Thujone coffee table book), and add the proceeds to the wreath fund!
May 14, 20232 yr 9 minutes ago, General Specific said: Man, if South Austin’s moms walls could talk! Hey, is that a pop-up story book? We should sell that (next to the Thujone coffee table book), and add the proceeds to the wreath fund! This bad boy has been burning a hole in my wallet for too dang long. I'm in for one copy.
May 15, 20232 yr My wife went down on me in our closet to avoid the kids after 3 margaritas as a celebration of our parental status… this interchange happened via text right after …
May 15, 20232 yr When I was a kid I hated it when my birthday fell on Mother's Day, mom got to chose where to eat not me 🙄 plus choose on her b day. Now that I'm old , I don't care because , being a mom isn't always easy.
May 15, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Bevoette said: When I was a kid I hated it when my birthday fell on Mother's Day, mom got to chose where to eat not me 🙄 plus choose on her b day. Now that I'm old , I don't care because , being a mom isn't always easy. Yep, I was born on mother's day, and fell on mother's day this year.
May 15, 20232 yr 8 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said: Yep, I was born on mother's day, and fell on mother's day this year. I’m sorry, we’re you able to get back up?
May 15, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I’m sorry, we’re you able to get back up? Lol, barely....
May 16, 20232 yr 18 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said: Yep, I was born on mother's day, and fell on mother's day this year. Happy Birthday twinsie lol
May 16, 20232 yr My ex-wife’s birthday fell on Mother’s Day occasionally. The day required two presents. There was no combining the two.
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