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wc day 14 :: will the boys from brazil survive a russian assault

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  • Kringelbert Fishtybuns
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    Ok, the footage of the Mexicans and the Korean Consulate General in Mexico City is awesome   Coreano hermano Ya eres Mexicano

  • Fuck El Tri!!!

  • I'm here for the Mexico heartbreak.

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meme: germany has advanced from group in every tournament since 1954

meme: someone big always crashes out of group

italy are not here

argentina, france and spain are through

england are no longer massive until they prove otherwise

uruguay are not massive but they have 2 stars on their crest and they are through

portugal are not massive and have no stars on their crest

the dutch are not here

that leaves Brazil and Germany......

I’m preparing for the worst. Hope that I’m wrong. This tournament has been too good to be true for Mexico. It’s bound to be the one where Mexico doesn’t advance to the next round for the first time in my lifetime. 

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group-crashers since the expansion to 32 in 98.....

14: Italy, Portugal, Spain

10: France, Italy

06: none

02: Argentina, France, Portugal, Uruguay

98: Spain

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12 minutes ago, JNip said:

I’m preparing for the worst. Hope that I’m wrong. This tournament has been too good to be true for Mexico. It’s bound to be the one where Mexico doesn’t advance to the next round for the first time in my lifetime. 

Mexico need an early goal to give the Koreans some hope.  Get that early goal, and you should be fine.

Conversely, early goals from Germany and Sweden and, welp, your morning is not going to be pleasant.

The best thing for Mexico is 0-0 and 0-0 at medio tiempo.

The knots in my stomach have been there since Germany scored that last second goal. The sense of impending doom will not go away.  Hoping for the best but Mexico seems to be that team just like the Falcons and the Browns.

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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uruguay are not massive but they have 2 stars on their crest and they are through

...

FIFY

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1 hour ago, kingkoopa6 said:

SONALDO HAT TRICK!

that sonaldo of a bitch

1 hour ago, DanTheHorn said:

The knots in my stomach have been there since Germany scored that last second goal. The sense of impending doom will not go away.  Hoping for the best but Mexico seems to be that team just like the Falcons and the Browns.

Kroos goal has me down since it happened. I could taste the next round, 30 seconds left. Ugh. I’m hoping for a 0-0... both strong defenses but I’m scared of Sweden in the air. 

2 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Fuck El Tri!!!

Pinche chicano este. 

Well up and trying to get the HD stream going because DirectTV Telemundo is not HD and it sucks.

Another goddamn meeting this morning so won’t get to see the early games. But going to leave early to meet up family to watch Brazil. This team...damn it, they need to wake up. I wonder which Brazil shows up today.

Make sure you mute the phone on your lap

Did that yesterday, but unfortunately today I have to lead the meeting.
1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

 I wonder which Brazil shows up today.

The one where Neymar falls down a lot?

you can be damn sure, at the end of the match, Neymar will be crying... either because they moved on... or because hes going to be murdered when he gets home

31 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

The one where Neymar falls down a lot?

Continuously nailed by ruskie snipers? 

7 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

meme: germany has advanced from group in every tournament since 1954

meme: someone big always crashes out of group

italy are not here

argentina, france and spain are through

england are no longer massive until they prove otherwise

uruguay are not massive but they have 2 stars on their crest and they are through

portugal are not massive and have no stars on their crest

the dutch are not here

that leaves Brazil and Germany......

If forced to take one, I'd take Brazil getting the boot if somebody goes. Germany is not losing to South Korea. Personally, I think they both go through with the thought we've already had our big "Group" upsets with Italy and Netherlands (realize they've never won it all) not even qualifying.

The best part of today is that mexico can get eliminated. Would be so great is those piss throwing cockroaches dont make it after all this brouhaha.

I just don't know what I think of Sweden--they look like they might be good, but I am still skeptical.  I fully expect Mexico will beat them reasonably handily.

So how does Mexico get eliminated? They lose by 2 and Germany wins? 

15 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

So how does Mexico get eliminated? They lose by 2 and Germany wins? 

 

Doesnt have to be Germany by two, it just needs to be a GD that takes Mexico from its +2 GD to a 0 or -1 GD with Germany, putting them tied for second and then the head to head will eliminate Mexico all other things being in Sweden's favor.

5 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

So how does Mexico get eliminated? They lose by 2 and Germany wins? 

That'd do it.

Lose by 1 and Germany wins by 1 and could have a three-way tie (depending on the GF/GA).

or because hes going to be murdered when he gets home


“You guys have fun back at home. I’m just going to go ahead and get my own plane directly to Paris.”
16 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

So how does Mexico get eliminated? They lose by 2 and Germany wins? 

They lose by 1 and Germany wins by 1 as long as long as Mexico does not outscore Germany.

They lose by 1 and Germany wins by 1 as long as long as Mexico does not outscore Germany.

So, big wins by Germany and Sweden should do it easily!

so are we going to be stuck with the fake Andres Cantor announcing the mexico game?   gonna assume since its fox, the answer is yes

Those cougar high bleachers in Ekaterinburg are ridiculous.

7 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

so are we going to be stuck with the fake Andres Cantor announcing the mexico game?   gonna assume since its fox, the answer is yes

answer is yes, telemundo OTA it is

Sweden with a golden opp there.... fucked it up

Edited by AUS-97HORN

I really hate Germany, but under the assumption that they will win handily - I would much rather lose Sweden from the next round.  They have been vomit inducing to watch.

Man that is an weak early yellow.

4 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Germany goes back to the retarded lineup.  Gah.

Minus Boateng... they are prob still better

6 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Germany goes back to the retarded lineup.  Gah.

Low is playing both Ozil and Khedira again today.  Man that seems to be either the height of arrogance or tempting fate.

Mexico got hosed there.

Edited by Kringelbert Fishtybuns

Germany playing the bend, possibly break, defense here...  fuck guys, get your head out of your asses

8 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

so are we going to be stuck with the fake Andres Cantor announcing the mexico game?   gonna assume since its fox, the answer is yes

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