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3 minutes ago, Stringer said:

So. Many. Commercials.

Christ.

 

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

FYI featured group with X is showing a lot of Fowler's shots on usopen.com.

 

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  • I played the north course a few years back.  LACC is one where caddies are required.  By the end, I could tell the caddy just wanted me to pick it up and get the fuck out.  It's a bitch of a course. 

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Although I'll say this lady doing coverage is just... fucking... terrible. Someone's drunk uncle from Modesto would be better. 

16 minutes ago, Stringer said:

So. Many. Commercials.

Christ.

No shit! I’ve been watching Cocaine Bear on Peacock and switching back to watch golf

DVR is the best invention since probably the polio vaccine

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Fuck I really hope Rickie wins this shit!

Jordan out, Scottie probably out. Win this shit Rickie!

Back 9 is brutal. Would not surprise me to see X and Rickie fall off and leave McIlroy and Clark in the final pairing tomorrow.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

So fucking weird for the network change to be at 7 pm. 

It's fucking retarded but whatever. Do they show a bunch of tape delay stuff? Because otherwise the main broadcast is just "hey here's 7 holes from the last guys on the course".

2 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Back 9 is brutal. Would not surprise me to see X and Rickie fall off and leave McIlroy and Clark in the final pairing tomorrow.

If that happens you may as well hand Rory the trophy. These two need to be at least 2 shots clear.

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

Back 9 is brutal. Would not surprise me to see X and Rickie fall off and leave McIlroy and Clark in the final pairing tomorrow.

Was watching earlier and the guy interviewing Rory, who played the back 9 first, said to him “your shot a 36 on the back and then a 30 on the front- what did you do to get your round back on track?” And he was courteous but the answer was pretty much the front 9 is much easier.  

which that guy should be well aware of as it’s been talked about pretty much the entire two day of the tournament once the scores started getting posted. 

3 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It's fucking retarded but whatever. Do they show a bunch of tape delay stuff? Because otherwise the main broadcast is just "hey here's 7 holes from the last guys on the course".

If that happens you may as well hand Rory the trophy. These two need to be at least 2 shots clear.

You're forgetting about the Saturday Rory Collapse.

Followed by the Sunday Rory Backdoor Top 5 at a major.

5 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

You're forgetting about the Saturday Rory Collapse.

Followed by the Sunday Rory Backdoor Top 5 at a major.

I've said multiple times I think he needed to see someone else get 5. 

His game is as complete as it's been this week in a major since 2014. I promise you if they fuck around he's going to take this. 

9 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I've said multiple times I think he needed to see someone else get 5. 

His game is as complete as it's been this week in a major since 2014. I promise you if they fuck around he's going to take this. 

He better get a big lead then 

Jesus tittyfucking christ can that fucking skeeter fogging plane run the fuck out of gas already. 

Fuck nbc for this terrible coverage with too many commercials!!! 

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Christ this is like a redux of the Masters thread. They're showing every shot of Rickie and X on the featured groups stream on the US Open website (with minimal ads).

Fucking olds. 

Or if you want to watch Scottie then watch that featured group stream. 

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That’s all I’ve watched. 

Rory and Scottie groups specifically. Been great so far, all things considered. 
 

The only thing I’ve noticed/missed is the additional  spot for how far out they are on their remaining shots. Nice to look up and see it vice hoping an announcer will say. 

God:

Alright Rory. The stage is set. You have your motivation. You have your game. The course suits you. The US Open is in front of you. I can't give you anything else. 

Rory:

What stands in my way?

God:

Midlife crisis Rickie Fowler. And he's playing like prime Tom Watson. 

Rory:

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I didn’t think this course was a fit going in but it actually may take a lot of his decision making out of it, which is a positive. 

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

I didn’t think this course was a fit going in but it actually may take a lot of his decision making out of it, which is a positive. 

I saw a model that projected he'd be really good here. 

Schaufelle is fucked. Thanks for playing. 

Tomorrow's going to be interesting. Rory should be the heavy favorite but he has a lot to prove. We'll see if Rickie can stay hot.

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14 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Rickie's scorecard:

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Yeah that shit makes me nervous for him going into tomorrow. 

But he's looking great so far. God really would taunt me by having Rory lose yet another one to a guy that I like that doesn't have a major. 

On 6/14/2023 at 3:33 PM, Wally Fairway said:

Oh and I forgot - my sidebet on this event is the FIGJAM does not make the cut

 

On 6/14/2023 at 3:38 PM, LTtxfan said:

FIGJAM missing the cut seems like easy money. 

 

FIGJAM heckled at 2023 U.S. Open on birthday, misses cut  😂😂😂

Story by Josh Peter, USA TODAY 

LOS ANGELES — On Phil Mickelson’s 53rd birthday, the legendary golfer was loudly heckled for the second day in a row at the 2023 U.S. Open.

The heckler appeared to reference the reported $200 million Mickelson got to join the Saudi-backed LIV Golf league and leave the PGA Tour, according to two tournament volunteers with Mickelson’s group.

The outburst Friday came when Mickelson and his group were walking from the 14th green to the 15th tee box at Los Angeles Country Club, according to volunteer walking scorer Chris Watts and volunteer scoreboard toter Matthew Miller.

Mickelson, who shot a 4-over 74 and missed the cut at 3 over, did not stop to speak with reporters. Mickelson, who has finished runner-up six times at the U.S. Open, has long been a crowd favorite and has made no secret of his desire to win the only major he’s missing from his portfolio.

Padraig Harrington, who along with Keegan Bradley played in the group with Mickelson, said the incident lasted for 15 to 20 seconds and he thought the heckler was the same one from Thursday.

The man on Thursday wore a sombrero, according to published reports.

“Not today,’’ Harrington told reporters. “Just had a wig on today. … Definitely looked like the same guy.’’

On Thursday, according to published reports, the heckler stood up at the grandstand at the ninth green and blurted out something about “red lipstick and nine-inch heels” and a “Victoria’s Secret sponsorship.’’ The rant ended before security escorted him away.

On Friday, according to Watts, the fans countered the heckler by loudly wishing Mickelson “Happy Birthday.’’

It was a theme of the day, with about a dozen fans at the first tee box singing “Happy Birthday’’ before Mickelson started his second round, according to Miller.

Mickelson continued to acknowledged fans with a thumbs up, tip of the cap or an occasional grin.

 

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Birdie... Birdie finish for Schauffele 💥💥

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10 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Based on the early returns, it appears that the USGA toughened up the course considerably. 


meh, they dried it out 

hack move when you’re course is getting lit up 

I wasn't a huge fan of Ricky when he first came onto the scene, but he's become much more likable for me these days.  Maybe it's because I have to respect that he's grinding to get back or because I really want to bang his wife.  Anyway, if Scottie is out of it I wouldn't mind seeing Ricky win one.

10 minutes ago, Hate said:

I wasn't a huge fan of Ricky when he first came onto the scene, but he's become much more likable for me these days.  Maybe it's because I have to respect that he's grinding to get back or because I really want to bang his wife.  Anyway, if Scottie is out of it I wouldn't mind seeing Ricky win one.

Yeah, she's definitely hot...

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/golf/top-3-swimsuit-photos-of-rickie-fowlers-wife-allison-stokke/ar-AA1cBnVO

Ricky’s wife is the hot pole vaulter chick who made the rounds on the intertrons a while back?

10 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Ricky’s wife is the hot pole vaulter chick who made the rounds on the intertrons a while back?

It's understandable why his game dropped off, isn't it?

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27 minutes ago, Hate said:

I wasn't a huge fan of Ricky when he first came onto the scene, but he's become much more likable for me these days.  Maybe it's because I have to respect that he's grinding to get back or because I really want to bang his wife.  Anyway, if Scottie is out of it I wouldn't mind seeing Ricky win one.

 

10 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Ricky’s wife is the hot pole vaulter chick who made the rounds on the intertrons a while back?

Y'all must not be bowlers. 

Ricky was all hyped. A career avg player, at best 

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8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Ricky was all hyped. A career avg player, at best 

Top 5 finishes in every major in 2014 and 4 Ryder Cup appearances would put him well above average.

There's a reason why he's always in the conversation for the "Best player to never win a major".  I guess Xander is in that conversation now.

9 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

There's a reason why he's always in the conversation for the "Best player to never win a major".  I guess Xander is in that conversation now.

At least he has that gold disc hanging around. 

16 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Top 5 finishes in every major in 2014 and 4 Ryder Cup appearances would put him well above average.

There's a reason why he's always in the conversation for the "Best player to never win a major".  I guess Xander is in that conversation now.


5 pga wins 

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Interesting read …

Been brought up and discussed starting with post #93 in this thread. 

Lacc tax talk not going away

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+700 seems like shitty value for Scottie. 

Say Rory had just won the PGA. What do we think he's getting? Even money? +180?

14 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

I like Min Woo Lee. Championship DNA. Plus i wanna bang his sister.

Rules. And while she has a boyfriend, since she plays on the LPGA, you know experimentation is inevitable  

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CeNtUrY cItY - drink 

LA weather - drink 

Lionel Ritchie - drink 

dead by the leaders 

Here we go. Gonna be another great weekend. 
 

we shall see how dry they let the course get to try and freeze the scoring. 

14 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


meh, they dried it out 

hack move when you’re course is getting lit up 

It pissed like a motherfucker Wednesday night/Thursday morning. Plus marine layer and no wind. Not much the super can do with that. It was always supposed to be fast and dry. Just wasn't. 

18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Here we go. Gonna be another great weekend. 
 

we shall see how dry they let the course get to try and freeze the scoring. 

I’d like a dry green, Mr. Quoc, a very dry green. A very dry, arrid, barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowl of a green. I want a green that could be declared a disaster area.  Make me such a green.

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