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  • VABuckeye changed the title to Abstinence speech at LSU
One margarita
two margarita 
three margarita
whore

We already established the whore part, now we’re just negotiating how many margaritas!

humble brag..........I have been to a lot of piano bar sing-a-longs in Louisiana that were salacious.  And this woman's was easily the most entertaining.  And the cheapest.

gotta admit, I wasn't expecting the NowThis shout out.

Yeah, I figured she was heading to three-hole town, in an order that would surprise us.  but I did not see the "usual suspects" plot twist there at the end.  Just figured it would end with hellfire and eternal damnation but took a left hook into never-ever land. 

Ed Orgeron was saying this for years. 

33 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Does @Nicole44 need a couple of margaritas?   I can only afford 2-4.  

Can you afford a six-pack of Smirnoff Ice Screwdrivers and having your dead body dumped in Town Lake?

We had a “Preacher Bob” on campus back in my day who did this stuff. I remember he had a song about Micky Mouse and every verse ended with something about gay buttsex. People thought he was trying to get someone to hit him so he could sue, I personally think there are just a ton of stupid assholes out there who use religion for attention.

12 hours ago, Deej said:

Can you afford a six-pack of Smirnoff Ice Screwdrivers and having your dead body dumped in Town Lake?

Don't tempt me with a good time.

She's out of touch with the whores of today. Those ho's just drink the tequila straight up.

I think her mother was an actress.  I thought this LSU woman looked familiar.  This is her mother's iconic role 30 years ago:

 

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