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I want to Punch this aggy pitcher in the the mouf. 

3 minutes ago, Jimbob said:

Aggy pitcher chews like a cow

Like an abnormally slack-jawed cow. 

Just now, markstanco said:

Conversation with an aggy customer:

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Damn dude you fuckin told him. 

So Stanford’s home bullpen has a port o’ john covered by a blue tarp. I know they have 45 varsity sports, but surely they can spring for a bathroom. 

I’m so very conflicted in watching this game

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HOLY FUCK I'M RIDING IN A LUGGAGE RACK!!!!!!!!! 

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

So Stanford’s home bullpen has a port o’ john covered by a blue tarp. I know they have 45 varsity sports, but surely they can spring for a bathroom. 

They tore down the last one. Just haven’t built the required gender neutral human waste repository for successful sanitation structure yet.

8 minutes ago, Welshy said:

I want to Punch this aggy pitcher in the the mouf. 

And that would be different from the rest of their pitching staff how?

Just now, Cajun said:

And that would be different from the rest of their pitching staff how?

This kid doesn’t know how to pitch and chew gum?

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

They tore down the last one. Just haven’t built the required gender neutral human waste repository for successful sanitation structure yet.

I heard the last one was deemed potentially offensive to the indigenous peoples of Oceania and they had to do something about it. 

4 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

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high five texas am GIF by Texas A&M University
 

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I see your gifs and raise you a video...

 

Just now, Dnaguy said:

This kid doesn’t know how to pitch and chew gum?

And that would be different from the rest of their staff how?

6 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So Stanford’s home bullpen has a port o’ john covered by a blue tarp. I know they have 45 varsity sports, but surely they can spring for a bathroom. 

The Pac 12 has terrible stadiums.

Aggy catcher has a glory hole in the back of his pants.  The jokes continue to write themselves.  

Just now, ztejas said:

I heard the last one was deemed potentially offensive to the indigenous peoples of Oceania and they had to do something about it. 

You joke but Stanford is actually a very large land owner in Northern California and…..

https://oga.stanford.edu/stanford-lands
 

https://archaeology.stanford.edu/about/land-acknowledgement#:~:text=We start with a recognition,has been since time immemorial.

4 minutes ago, Welshy said:

HOLY FUCK I'M RIDING IN A LUGGAGE RACK!!!!!!!!! 

Guess what the first thing these aggy baseball players do when they arrive at their hotel?  Wheeeeeeeeee.

2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

A dying conference.

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Jesus this Tatari commercial is like if a MBA student ejaculated all over a business consultant during a Six Sigma conference Bukaki session.

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

never gets old...what a bunch of rubes.

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The Pac 12 has terrible stadiums.

But they have amazing weather. 

The plethora of outdoor distractions leads to less investment in amenities for college sports teams than in other parts of the country.  

Just now, dcar00 said:

never gets old...what a bunch of rubes.

Here comes the guano cloud, whoop!!

Just now, WBT said:

Here comes the guano cloud, whoop!!

Erogenous and Nitrogenous!

Remember that nutjob aggy pitcher a few years back? Talking to himself before each pitch or some weird shit. This guy has those vibes. These are the strangest people. 

3 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

But they have amazing weather.

Umm, dude...

This is shaping up to be an epic aggy loss. 

1 minute ago, Horn117 said:

Remember that nutjob aggy pitcher a few years back? Talking to himself before each pitch or some weird shit. This guy has those vibes. These are the strangest people. 

Keeping livestock satisfied is a pressure packed lifestyle brah.

 

How was Laviolette not drafted/signed?! He’s 6’6’’, hit 21 homer, 18 stolen bases as a freshman against a SEC schedule. I don’t think he needs college ball. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

How was Laviolette not drafted/signed?! He’s 6’6’’, hit 21 homer, 18 stolen bases as a freshman against a SEC schedule. I don’t think he needs college ball. 

Some kids elect to go to college to try and improve draft position and make more $$$ 

17 minutes ago, Cajun said:

And that would be different from the rest of their pitching staff how?

Let's not split hairs. This is the aggy I can see. I want to punch him.

Are there other aggys I want to punch? Sure.

...but this guy starts off the punch train. 

3 hours ago, WBT said:

Indiana St gets to host a Super now.  Too bad TCU is going to steamroll them.

Good start for the Hoosiers.

Looks like TCU will be doing the hosting of the Super.  Special Olympics has Terre Haut all booked up next weekend.

 

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19 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Guess what the first thing these aggy baseball players do when they arrive at their hotel?  Wheeeeeeeeee.

FASTER! FASTER!

3 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Some kids elect to go to college to try and improve draft position and make more $$$ 

And Also to get massive amounts of 18-22 y old college strange.

2 minutes ago, TCU Alum said:

Looks like TCU will be doing the hosting of the Super.  Special Olympics has Terre Haut all booked up next weekend.

 

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That’s fucking retarded.

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1 minute ago, TCU Alum said:

Looks like TCU will be doing the hosting of the Super.  Special Olympics has Terre Haut all booked up next weekend.

 

Terra Haute should try to accommodate both.  Palo Alto did this weekend, after all.  

Did they change the rule that once a baseball player enrolls at a 4 year school he has to stay for 3 years?

2 minutes ago, TCU Alum said:

Looks like TCU will be doing the hosting of the Super.  Special Olympics has Terre Haut all booked up next weekend.

 

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1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

And Also to get massive amounts of 18-22 y old college strange.

That’s fucking regarded.

FIFY

10 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Some kids elect to go to college to try and improve draft position and make more $$$ 

Well no shit, but some team should have gone over slot and signed him. I’m looking at you Astros. 
 

edit: Looks like he kept his name out of the draft. Crazy. 

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2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

And Also to get massive amounts of 18-22 y old college strange.

That’s fucking retarded.

Jesus that's funny

4 minutes ago, TCU Alum said:

Looks like TCU will be doing the hosting of the Super.  Special Olympics has Terre Haut all booked up next weekend.

 

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Good for them. 

4 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

And Also to get massive amounts of 18-22 y old college strange.

That’s fucking retarded.

I normally neg people who use the r-word, but not when they make me laugh this hard.

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