June 28, 20187 yr Jim and Sam were ripping on this guy this morning. Dispatcher: A guy's eating a burrito on your train? Sounds serious. We'll put our best guy on it
June 28, 20187 yr America is a lesser place because of the burrito eater. We could be so much nicer like singapore, but without the crazy stuff.
June 28, 20187 yr 17 minutes ago, Nuge said: Dude's gotta be on the spectrum, right? That's offensive to people on the spectrum. I'm told they don't want to be associated with that bitch. Edited June 28, 20187 yr by ulukinatme
June 28, 20187 yr 13 minutes ago, ulukinatme said: That's offensive to people on the spectrum. I'm told they don't want to be associated with that bitch. My bad.
June 28, 20187 yr 7 hours ago, baboso said: I bet that old fuck is an active member of his HOA also. And burrito boy is exactly why HOAs even exist.
June 28, 20187 yr 32 minutes ago, slorch said: And burrito boy is exactly why HOAs even exist. Kind of. I mean. Why don’t the rules apply to him? Mario Andretti or Vettle may be the the best race car drivers in the world but they can’t go faster then the speed limit legally. Why don’t people just follow rules of places you visit. This is actually a problem of entitlement. Now I wouldn’t have called the dispatcher and put on a show but the burrito eater was absolutely wrong.
June 28, 20187 yr I agree with you. The rule exists in public places like that because everyone doesn’t to smell that stinky ass burrito or any other kinds of food. Dude just sits there and crams it down his pie hole, oblivious to those around him. I disagree with calling the cops, but people ought to be able to KTFO of burrito boy until he complies. HOAs exist because of shitheads like burrito boy. Edited June 28, 20187 yr by slorch
June 29, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, FuckTrump said: Who the fuck are jim and sam? Jim Norton and Sam Roberts on SiriusXM weekday mornings. Channel 103 I think
June 29, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, BurntEyes said: Slorch gonna slorch. So you disagree that the behavior by burrito boy is self-entitled bullshit and exactly why we have to spend time policing what should otherwise be a peaceful commute on a gotdam BART train?
June 29, 20187 yr Sorry, I couldn’t support the dillhole calling the cops over a burrito. cops have bigger fish to fry...
June 29, 20187 yr Burrito boy should have followed the rule. Did he know it was a rule? If he didn't, and somebody politely pointed it out, maybe he'd have put it up. But it looks like Braying Aspergers Dillweed Alles-Muss-In-Ordnung-Sein Rules-God went straight to insults. Fuck it, I'd finish the burrito sloooowly and then turn myself in to the waiting authorities. But my people shot at the British. We're a little crazy that way.
June 29, 20187 yr 19 minutes ago, Zepol87 said: I'll be riding the BART some this weekend. Will report back CAN'T YOU SEE THE SIIIIIGN?
June 29, 20187 yr Rode the BART last week. A guy had diarrhea running down his leg and no one said shit. I guess there wasn’t a sign posted about that.
June 29, 20187 yr 29 minutes ago, CooterBrown said: Rode the BART last week. A guy had diarrhea running down his leg and no one said shit. I guess there wasn’t a sign posted about that. Probably the Burrito Boy, delayed effects.
June 29, 20187 yr Was expecting this video to culminate with a plea for someone to “call the amberlamps”!The concessions, like the rest of the coliseum, suck. Burrito bandit was smart to load up before going to that dump.
June 29, 20187 yr Maybe take Burrito dude’s burrito then tell him he gets it back at his stop. Or be passive aggressive and crop dust in his face?
June 29, 20187 yr The rule exists because of all the sudden jerking motions that the trains make. Who wants some food or drink to fly loose onto them. That said, dude did not need to go to ludicrous on the crazy scale.
June 29, 20187 yr It’s a BART train, a burrito is always going to be an olfactory upgrade. Super absorbent cloth seats and vomit/ the unwashed are bad combo.That said, I love Bart. Likely taking it to the A’s game Sunday- won’t be touching anything.
June 29, 20187 yr It’s a BART train, a burrito is always going to be an olfactory upgrade. Super absorbent cloth seats and vomit/ the unwashed are bad combo.That said, I love Bart. Likely taking it to the A’s game Sunday- won’t be touching anything. Want to grab a beer at the game? I wasn't going to go but I think my boss is making it a thing
June 29, 20187 yr Want to grab a beer at the game? I wasn't going to go but I think my boss is making it a thingIs this code for buttseks?
June 29, 20187 yr Author 28 minutes ago, luke duke said: Is this code for buttseks? in california they wouldnt have to masquerade it with euphemism
June 29, 20187 yr this probably belongs in the suicide/depression thread but maybe there's a reason white people commit more suicides. white people have all kinds of self induced angst and shit. this is another example. getting all riled up about shit that won't matter one fucking bit when he gets off the train/subway. does this motherfucker scream at everyone exceeding the speed limit when he's driving? https://afsp.org/about-suicide/suicide-statistics/
June 29, 20187 yr Author 2 hours ago, crash_davis said: this probably belongs in the suicide/depression thread but maybe there's a reason white people commit more suicides. white people have all kinds of self induced angst and shit. this is another example. getting all riled up about shit that won't matter one fucking bit when he gets off the train/subway. does this motherfucker scream at everyone exceeding the speed limit when he's driving? https://afsp.org/about-suicide/suicide-statistics/ suicide is racist.
June 29, 20187 yr What ever happened to a simple but firm "If you do that I will cut you."? Or just assuming that the other guy was strapped. It made for a more polite society.
June 29, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, 52-80 said: suicide is racist. It brings on many changes I can take or leave it if I please
July 1, 20187 yr Don’t ride public transit if you walk through those doors thinking everyone is going to abide by the rules. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
July 1, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Homesickhorn said: Don’t ride public transit if you walk through those doors thinking everyone is going to abide by the rules. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Then it would be OK with you if someone KTFO of burrito boy, right? Because thunderdome... If rules don't matter, then they don't fucking matter... Edited July 1, 20187 yr by slorch
July 1, 20187 yr 22 minutes ago, slorch said: Then it would be OK with you if someone KTFO of burrito boy, right? Because thunderdome... If rules don't matter, then they don't fucking matter... Isn't S&H Green Stamps trademarked? Let's kick your ass.
July 1, 20187 yr Just now, Stoogey said: Isn't S&H Green Stamps trademarked? Let's kick your ass. I'm not the one suggesting rules don't apply. I'm also hardly profiting from my avatar. Most people don't even remember the sumbeeches.
July 1, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, slorch said: I'm not the one suggesting rules don't apply. I'm also hardly profiting from my avatar. Most people don't even remember the sumbeeches. User name checks out.
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