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Because I have some things to say.

It is called lulz...probably fits OPs sex life.  I say have at it.

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I just jizzed on an Eskimo.  

I was NOT involved.

It’s Sunday morning...where is the gif thread?

i just need to know where to put the new SJU thread. 

1 minute ago, Hefeweizen said:

Where do your mom jokes go?

Same place we put all of our dicks, in your mom.

Just now, Patricio Swayze said:

Same place we put all of our dicks, in your mom.

well, nice to know she's getting taken care of

She's been dead for 33 years, that's gross.  But whatever gets you off you sexy bald jiujitsu ballerina.

1 minute ago, Hefeweizen said:

She's been dead for 33 years, that's gross.  But whatever gets you off you sexy bald jiujitsu ballerina.

Per the terms of service, I can not fully list all the things that get me off.

Is there a spoiler function and can somebody direct Topper how to use it?  Geez man, I just had lunch.

So is this or is this not the BBW thread?

I has confuse

Edited by Capt

yeah... can we just leave ursula behind with dead shaggy.  does anyone want that shit posted on the new shag?  my eyes bleed every time her pics are posted.

2 hours ago, victory88 said:

yeah... can we just bring ursula`s behind to new shaggy.  I  want it posted on the new shag! my touch myself every time her pics are posted.

Fify

10 minutes ago, Cleo McDowell said:

Has anyone invited Fitlump?

Saw her in the Spring Training thread doing rope drill to Benny Hill music.

I feel like a kid in the first day of school, and this is the one subject I know I will like.

2 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

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Damnit! I wish I had thought of that.

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