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#153
1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

They will never admit that besides bama, the rest of the conference is a fraud.  Even after Texas absolutely skull fucked uga worse than any SEC team, he still said the Big 12 can’t stop anyone.  Baylor shit on Vandy and had put up more yards on them than any sec team.  Osu shit on mizzou.  Pretty sure Texas and okie state held mizzou to lower point totals than 90% of the SEC.  

Texas and ou would be the #2 and #3 team in the SEC.  osu, tech, tcu, isu, Baylor would stack up well against 2/3 of the bottom dwellers

#154

Fresh off the grill...

Somebody should call in a wellness check for that dude.  I don't think he got the SEC memo.

Edited by Cajun

#157
8 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Fresh off the grill...

Somebody should call in a wellness check for that dude.  I don't think he got the SEC memo.

I owe that dude a beer for bringing facts 

#158
24 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

 

I'm not saying Finebaum is a dickhead but I hear he buttons up his collar to hide the circumcision scar...

  • 3 weeks later...
#162

Oh, yes, damned straight I'd like to get my hands on the little slice of awesomeness.

Perfect for a little FB trolling.

#165

That tweet makes it seem better than it was. He basically said Herman and Jimbo are both top coaches but Herman has an easier path so he would take Herman short term but maybe Jimbo long term. The phone line with Clem was dead.

 

Edit: Of course Machinator beat me to it.

  • 3 years later...
#167

Not going to start a separate thread, but gotdam, I had to post.  I almost never listen to his shit on the radio, but when I do, if his callers aren't the most inbred, toothless, slack-jawed yokels on earth I don't know who is.  It is almost like it's a bit.  But these are real people.  And much like Finebaum himself, it's all SEC , all the time.  

Texas should fit right in. 

#168
13 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Not going to start a separate thread, but gotdam, I had to post.  I almost never listen to his shit on the radio, but when I do, if his callers aren't the most inbred, toothless, slack-jawed yokels on earth I don't know who is.  It is almost like it's a bit.  But these are real people.  And much like Finebaum himself, it's all SEC , all the time.  

Texas should fit right in. 

I laughed.

#169
On 11/7/2022 at 6:04 PM, Sbbruin said:

 the most inbred, toothless, slack-jawed yokels on earth I don't know who is.  

Texas should fit right in. 

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#170
On 11/7/2022 at 5:04 PM, Sbbruin said:

Not going to start a separate thread, but gotdam, I had to post.  I almost never listen to his shit on the radio, but when I do, if his callers aren't the most inbred, toothless, slack-jawed yokels on earth I don't know who is.  It is almost like it's a bit.  But these are real people.  And much like Finebaum himself, it's all SEC , all the time.  

Texas should fit right in. 

I haven't listened to his show in years but when I did my first thought was his call screener made that show and needed a raise.

 

csb literally very first time I turned it on (Sirius/XM sometime in 2010) some Alabama fan (in an almost unintelligible dialect) was referencing the Rose Bowl and saying how HS players from Texas were soft and overrated, Colt wasn't really hurt, and Bama's QB would have played through a similar injury. Like a car crash, that level of idiocy is hard to turn away from.

 

 

edit: for Bruin's benefit I'll note the Bama QB in that game went to Southlake Carrol HS.

Edited by GringoSalado

#171
On 11/7/2022 at 6:04 PM, Sbbruin said:

Not going to start a separate thread, but gotdam, I had to post.  I almost never listen to his shit on the radio, but when I do, if his callers aren't the most inbred, toothless, slack-jawed yokels on earth I don't know who is.  It is almost like it's a bit.  But these are real people.  And much like Finebaum himself, it's all SEC , all the time.  

Texas should fit right in. 

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#173
On 11/7/2022 at 6:04 PM, Sbbruin said:

Not going to start a separate thread, but gotdam, I had to post.  I almost never listen to his shit on the radio, but when I do, if his callers aren't the most inbred, toothless, slack-jawed yokels on earth I don't know who is.  It is almost like it's a bit.  But these are real people.  And much like Finebaum himself, it's all SEC , all the time.  

Texas should fit right in. 

His callers are fake

He's a weenie

Nobody cares

#174
On 11/7/2022 at 6:04 PM, Sbbruin said:

Not going to start a separate thread, but gotdam, I had to post.  I almost never listen to his shit on the radio, but when I do, if his callers aren't the most inbred, toothless, slack-jawed yokels on earth I don't know who is.  It is almost like it's a bit.  But these are real people.  And much like Finebaum himself, it's all SEC , all the time.  

Texas should fit right in. 

Wait until you meet some of your new neighbors in rural Michigan. It's all of this, but covered in motor oil.

Edited by ultimaton

#175
10 minutes ago, ultimaton said:

Wait until you meet some of your new neighbors in rural Michigan. It's all of this, but covered in motor oil.

The butt fucking will go a little more smoothly for Sbbruin, then.

  • 6 months later...
#177
On 11/16/2018 at 9:00 PM, Macanudo said:

Phyllis from Mulga still lives, right?

With a heavy heart, wishing a final farewell to Phyllis Chapple-Perkins. Known to so many as The Bama Avenger…The First Lady of the Finebaum Show…or, simply, Phyllis from Mulga.An unforgettable force of a woman, she helped define this show as a place where college football…

 

#179

This cunt stain is now on afternoon radio in Tulsa because of ou. I haven’t been that mad about the move until I heard this dick pimple’s voice infecting my eardrums.

Edited by 'stache

#180
20 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
With a heavy heart, wishing a final farewell to Phyllis Chapple-Perkins. Known to so many as The Bama Avenger…The First Lady of the Finebaum Show…or, simply, Phyllis from Mulga.An unforgettable force of a woman, she helped define this show as a place where college football…

 

Phyllis was truly unhinged and the band leader of fringe lunatic Bama fans. She was entertaining and will be missed. Phyllis vs Tammy from Clanton (Auburn super fan) made for some very funny radio. Tammy passed away in 2018. I'd make a SEC life expectancy joke here, but it would be distasteful. 

I still have no idea why the SEC Network airs 20 hours of Finebaum every week. When Pawl is out of town, they'll show a re-run. It's maddening in the offseason and occasionally entertaining during the season. 

#181
21 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
With a heavy heart, wishing a final farewell to Phyllis Chapple-Perkins. Known to so many as The Bama Avenger…The First Lady of the Finebaum Show…or, simply, Phyllis from Mulga.An unforgettable force of a woman, she helped define this show as a place where college football…

 

Phyllis from Mulga?

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  • 2 years later...
#186
On 5/11/2023 at 3:54 PM, 'stache said:

This cunt stain is now on afternoon radio in Tulsa because of ou. I haven’t been that mad about the move until I heard this dick pimple’s voice infecting my eardrums.

This is impressive.

I do not believe I have ever read the terms, "cunt stain" and "dick pimple" being used in consecutive sentences.

Most impressive indeed.

#187
On 1/2/2019 at 4:44 PM, sushihorn said:

I'm not saying Finebaum is a dickhead but I hear he buttons up his collar to hide the circumcision scar...

Someone should send him this t-shirt….

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#188
14 minutes ago, Lidig8r said:

This is impressive.

I do not believe I have ever read the terms, "cunt stain" and "dick pimple" being used in consecutive sentences.

Most impressive indeed.

I work with a guy occasionally whose name is Richard Whitehead, we all call him dick pimple, I know, cool story bro.

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