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15 minutes ago, deech said:

1 Million gallons of raw sewage flowing down to White Rock Lake.

So it's gonna look the same as usual?

Shits normal. Guess Collin county aye bad Mexican or something

And then on its way down to Houston
Waco first
6 hours ago, Newdoc said:

So it's gonna look the same as usual?

Yeah but it will smell like your mom's anus. 

4 hours ago, Updawg said:
4 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:
And then on its way down to Houston

Waco first

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Er'rbody's gonna have some niceass tomaters in about 3 years.

1 hour ago, phdhorn said:

Er'rbody's gonna have some niceass tomaters in about 3 years.

But they will taste like shit.

1 hour ago, phdhorn said:

Er'rbody's gonna have some niceass tomaters in about 3 years.

Think I'll stick to the heirlooms......

  • 5 years later...
25 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Is this also the WTF is wrong with you Dallas thread?

 

I mean the driver put on their hazard lights....what else you expect them to do?

14 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I mean the driver put on their hazard lights....what else you expect them to do?

Ill take this driver over the drivers that put their hazards on for rain. 

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

Is this also the WTF is wrong with you Dallas thread?

 

Could have been a Cyber Truck coming from getting washed. That will be next week.

On 6/23/2024 at 4:14 PM, Pancho said:

Is this also the WTF is wrong with you Dallas thread?

 

That's out by DFW Airport. So more like WTF is wrong with you Coppell/Irving. 

2 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

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Agreed.  I mean, you can't give a fella a whompin' stick and expect him NOT to whomp someone.

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Agreed.  I mean, you can't give a fella a whompin' stick and expect him NOT to whomp someone.

I'm talkin about Vic Mackey's girl holding on to a vehicle doing 40+ down the highway with the door open for at least 1/4 mile before the video ends.  Can't believe she held on that well.   

  • 1 month later...
On 6/23/2024 at 4:39 PM, Surly Bevo said:

I mean the driver put on their hazard lights....what else you expect them to do?

99.9999% that the caddy's computer put on the hazard lights shortly after the hit and run was committed. 

Lol, probably a 50-50 chance the mom is gonna disagree that her little angel (probably named Kayden or Braeden) might have lied and will lead a charge to have the other guy put in jail.

4 hours ago, fuggled said:

No kidnapping.  The guy stopped because the kids were throwing stuff at this vehicle.

https://www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/dallas-police-investigate-alleged-attempted-kidnapping-neighbors-believe-it-was-something-else/

 

That was my first thought watching it.  There was a 100% chance those boys did something to piss the guy off.   I love that their moms and other moms who watch the news actually believed the kidnapping bullshit.  Groups of roaming preteen boys are some of the most obnoxious humans on earth, following close on the heels of roaming groups of teenage boys.

4 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

Weird that he ran back to the car and the car sped away. Kids that age are little punk ass bitches. There’s a big group of them that fuck with my house constantly because they like my 6th grade daughter. 

We used to have some neighborhood boys doing the same thing, for the same reason.  It's not that difficult to put the fear of god into them if you don't give a shit what their parents might say to you.  Most young boys these days act the way they do because they've never been afraid of anything before.  That makes them foolish, as the world is full of things that can hurt you if you're an idiot.  I don't know why we stopped raising boys to understand this, but we did.    I may not be the most popular guy in my neighborhood, but the teen boys stay clear of my place now, as do the cyclists. 

Prong Horn is like that 90 year old that lives on Nextdoor and believes every chain email his stupid ass family members send him. 

11 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

Weird that he ran back to the car and the car sped away. Kids that age are little punk ass bitches. There’s a big group of them that fuck with my house constantly because they like my 6th grade daughter. 

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