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#101

Alright who's ordering one?

VANILLA LOBSTER MILKSHAKE at @CanesBaseball: Lobster Tail, Vanilla Ice Cream, Vanilla Syrup + Butter 🦞🧈 (Cred: @MarkLightShake)

 

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#103
Today's first pitch will be delayed as we wait for some weather to move out of the area.#HookEm https://t.co/hQSohXvgJg

 

#104
1 minute ago, Horny Bull said:
Today's first pitch will be delayed as we wait for some weather to move out of the area.#HookEm https://t.co/hQSohXvgJg

 

Well kiss my black ass!

#105

Big Tex is dry heaving at the sight of that thing.

We deep fry everything and it's awesome.  Y'all shove a sea cockroach into your ice cream.  Nasty motherfuckers.  We're gonna win.

#111
26 minutes ago, Horny Bull said:
Today's first pitch will be delayed as we wait for some weather to move out of the area.#HookEm https://t.co/hQSohXvgJg

 

We don’t have a 3rd baseman?!

#112
4 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

LHN or Espn+ today? 

Both. 

#116
2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Well, that'll teach me to make dinner plans for 5 hours after our scheduled first pitch.  God dammit.

Same boat. Fuck you, date night!

#118
On 5/30/2023 at 2:50 PM, BERT said:

I'm ready for all the rain delays!!

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#120

There's a tropical storm forming up in the Gulf right now, too, so hold on tight

Tropical Storm Arlene formed in the Gulf of Mexico on Friday, making it the first named storm of the 2023 Atlantic hurricane season. Arlene was 265 miles west of Fort Myers, Florida, in the early afternoon and was moving south toward Cuba. https://t.co/20ucdQIkF4

 

#123
16 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Back to beisbol. WoB tomorrow and if that doesn't work Buffalo Bros. Then salsa Limón if we shit the bed and I have to get rowdy. And by rowdy I mean get asked to leave for making fun of the unt health science goobers or even worse...aggies.

Herbie drunk and unhinged in FW + Weather Delay = Someone may need to alert the authorities.

 

#125

Arlene?  Isn't that where Hank Hill lived?  

Is that 3:00p start time, EDT or CDT?  And I swear to god, quit fucking using "CST.  If you don't know how to correctly use ST/DT, just write CT.  

Also, we really do need somebody to play 3b.  I appreciate wanting to have two designated hitters to put up offense against a good offensive team like Louisiana, but that leaves a gaping hole the size of South Austin's Mom.  

#126
1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

 

Is that 3:00p start time, EDT or CDT?  And I swear to god, quit fucking using "CST.  If you don't know how to correctly use ST/DT, just write CT.  

Probably start around 800pm GMT.

#129

I'm in Yakutsk, Russia watching a satellite feed off of a iPhone 4 in a hunting shack. What time here will it start here?

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#130
1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I'm in Yakutsk, Russia watching a satellite feed off of a iPhone 4 in a hunting shack. What time here will it start here?

Ask the approaching bears. 

#131
15 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Central or Eastern?

Central. If we start at 3 and finish the game that would be great.

But it seems there is a tropical storm forming so who knows?

#134

So I wonder what would happen if this TS just completely fucked the whole week for this regional. Would they move it? 

#135
16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm in Yakutsk, Russia watching a satellite feed off of a iPhone 4 in a hunting shack. What time here will it start here?

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#136
14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm in Yakutsk, Russia watching a satellite feed off of a iPhone 4 in a hunting shack. What time here will it start here?

Shortly after you retake Kamchatka.  But you're dicking around trying to hold New Guinea with 3 new troops every turn.  

#139

That fucking tropical storm is 400 miles from Miami, or almost as far away from the Super Regionals as the Canes will be when we skull fuck them.

#140
3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Georgia Mountain Time?

are those the guys that sing the "College Gameday" theme song?  

If this thing flares up at peak heat 5/6pm local time.  There's a chance, Miami/Maine don't get in their game tonight.  Which means somebody's playing two games tomorrow and maybe two games Sunday.  All the more reason to fuck up the Rajun Cajuns.

 

#141

I've completely misjudged my alcohol consumption.

 

Only one thing for it, accelerate consumption and end up in a stripers apartment at 4am...while her boyfriend tickles my balls and I plow her polluted cum wallet without a condom.

 

Thanks Miami. 

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UPDATE!Our expected first pitch is scheduled for 2:46 PM CT. #HookEm https://t.co/EIFF0smHaG

 

#145
7 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

So I wonder what would happen if this TS just completely fucked the whole week for this regional. Would they move it? 

The Marlins' retractable roof park is not far away, and the domed Trop in Tampa is another choice.

Who cares what time they play if you put the games around the MLB teams, if they're even there this weekend?

#146
25 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm in Yakutsk, Russia watching a satellite feed off of a iPhone 4 in a hunting shack. What time here will it start here?

Bonjour

#149
1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

The Marlins' retractable roof park is not far away, and the domed Trop in Tampa is another choice.

Who cares what time they play if you put the games around the MLB teams, if they're even there this weekend?

They’re hosting the A’s this weekend 

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