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    Strange caption by the ESPN U graphics team, but accurate nonetheless...

  • Let's get through Coral Gables before we start worrying about aggy. 

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    I will never root for aggy to win in any situation. Fuck them forever. This Texas team gives no shits home/road. We go chop down tree, then on to UT-Omaha. 

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This fucking ump better be giving us those high strike calls

Just now, OU Sucks said:

This fucking ump better be giving us those high strike calls

Yeah that was pretty damn high

Those aren’t strikes in the top of the zone

there's no way Kennedy is comfortable in that stance

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Those aren’t strikes in the top of the zone

Yeah that was well above the numbers.  Hope he's consistent.

Could do without a Miami baseball alum telling me how that pitch locked gg up when he was just taking a ball high.  Two that ab that high. 

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Stationary chick behind HP is freaking me out.

That's my future wife. And she's looking fine as hell tonight. 

Miami fans upset that the ball 10 inches outside and 8 inches high wasn't called a strike.  Morons.

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Strike zone is worrisome.

Not when our pitchers have accuracy issues.  As long as it's called both ways.

Just now, ztejas said:

That's my future wife. And she's looking fine as hell tonight. 

We taking black top with the side boob action. 
I noticed that as soon as I turned on the game.

 

#dirtyoldman

From that lineup it looks like we're playing the Domincan U21 squad tonight. 

I thought Fraser was going to have to pull that guy in the first inning. 

Super insightful commentary that Miami has a chance to come back from down 2 over the next 9 innings.  How much are they paying these fuckwits?

2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

EK hasn't had that batting stance all year right?

No that is new probably in the last week or so....he's been late to everything closed in like that.

42 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Jesus fucking Christ I'm so glad that dipshit isn't running Texas basketball anymore. 

We couldn't fire him in his second season for beating his wife, because, well, Shaka can't beat anything. 

Just now, Dnaguy said:

We taking black top with the side boob action. 
I noticed that as soon as I turned on the game.

 

#dirtyoldman

She's at every game. She does something for the team but no one has given me a name yet. Maybe I'll snoop later. 

Sometimes she has some stiff with her. (Yep - there he is)

Maybe something with pitching data?

3 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

I thought Fraser was going to have to pull that guy in the first inning. 

Back from the dead?

Good job running forward on a ground out.  WTF is wrong with these people?

You have to turn that faster Daly. Fuck me. 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

From that lineup it looks like we're playing the Domincan U21 squad tonight. 

Miami has a grand total of 0 players from the Dominican republic on their roster.

We're fucked if LBJ doesn't get this together. That needed to be a K.

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Miami has a grand total of 0 players from the Dominican republic on their roster.

Helo shut the fuck up. 

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