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Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Why was GG putting gear on?

I think he's fine.   probably scared/shocked him.  He turned at the last second.  he didn't look woozy at all when he got up or running to first.

GG back in. Pimp. I'm liking this SoCal pipeline. 

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

GG back in?  How does that work?

I was wondering how the umps forced us to pull him in the first place?

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

Wow. That's a bad precedent to set.

Hit a guy in the head and he's forced out of the game? 

That'll be abused to knock the best hitters out of games now.

Just hit them in the head and they're forced out by the concussion protocol "rule".

Unless, it's just used by umps against Texas starters.

"But he barely got hit." - Helobious

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Why was GG putting gear on?

Can you return to base ball game when you get pulled?

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Can you return to base ball game when you get pulled?

Evidently.  If you are beaned. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

I was wondering how the umps forced us to pull him in the first place?

there must be a rule that if you get hit by pitch you can come back in.

You stupid fucks repeatedly quoting Helo are about to really fucking piss me off more than this fucking strike zone. Fucking stop it you stupid fucking fucks. Fuck.

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

But you are stupid.

Stupid is an understatement. 

27 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yep. The only thing that would make it better is if I was there at the Disch watching.

Well we’ve had some magic happen on the road thinking Arizona state, Florida state, ole miss. Some of those supers but still.

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

And people say I’m stupid…

And they are 100% correct.

That's more like it, LBJ!

Go get him a couple more.  Fuck these guys.

Damn. Had my own rain delay here at home.

Pretty good rainstorm just rolled through western Hays county, Missed the bottom half of the 2nd and got internet and  TV  back just in time to see GG plunked. Lucky he had the face guard or that could have been much worse. 2nd baseman saved them from us having a HUGE inning.

Let's keep it going!

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

He was evaluated for concussion protocol and determined to be ok....he can return.

Q: What state are you in?
A: A sucky one
Q: What was the pitcher's name that hit you?
A: Dickface
Okay, you're good to go.

1 minute ago, Herbie Hancock said:

You stupid fucks repeatedly quoting Helo are about to really fucking piss me off more than this fucking strike zone. Fucking stop it you stupid fucking fucks. Fuck.

Make me, fucker!! 
 

 

fuck

People quoting Helo are the equivalent to Gabby Sanchez color commentating.

1 minute ago, Herbie Hancock said:

You stupid fucks repeatedly quoting Helo are about to really fucking piss me off more than this fucking strike zone. Fucking stop it you stupid fucking fucks. Fuck.

Calm Down Chill Out GIF by Justin

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

And people say I’m stupid…

The evidence speaks for itself. 

I think that we basically inserted Duplantier Jr. as a pinch runner because GG got to 1st under his own power. Once he was cleared concussion wise he was reeligible. 

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

People quoting Helo are the equivalent to Gabby Sanchez color commentating.

Be better if it was Gabby Johnson in the booth 

3 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

Damn. Had my own rain delay here at home.

Pretty good rainstorm just rolled through western Hays county, Missed the bottom half of the 2nd and got internet and  TV  back just in time to see GG plunked. Lucky he had the face guard or that could have been much worse. 2nd baseman saved them from us having a HUGE inning.

Let's keep it going!

monty python scratch GIF

It is in the NCAA rulebook that every team must have a funky lefty on their roster who throws out of his mind for multiple innings against Texas.

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

People quoting Helo are the equivalent to Gabby Sanchez color commentating.

 

1 minute ago, BERT said:

Be better if it was Gabby Johnson in the booth 

 

Or Dirty Sanchez.

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

I wonder how many people in the stands have handled a kilo.  

Never been to a canes baseball game, but i did have the pleasure of attending the last football game at the Orange Bowl. They lost 48-0 to a  meh UVA team. The whining was incredible. 

5 minutes ago, petscii said:

And they are 100% correct.

Helo walked right into that one.

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

I wonder how many people in the stands have handled a kilo.  

A lot of these Dominicans in the field probably have. 

Be better if it was Gabby Johnson in the booth 

I would rather watch Don Johnson wearing a fucking Speedo than have to deal with nine of you chucklefucks all quoting the same helo post.

Oh, good.  There is rain within 50 miles of my house so DirecTV has decided to crap the bed.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Oh, good.  There is rain within 50 miles of my house so DirecTV has decided to crap the bed.

Can you not watch online? 

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