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    Strange caption by the ESPN U graphics team, but accurate nonetheless...

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3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Can't wait until a machine calls strikes. 

Box of lasers.

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

speaking of.  no box on TV for college?

Could you imagine having to defend calling a ball that's a foot below the box a strike?

He has one more in him. Don't you fucking dare Pierce. 

Just now, BachelorTrek said:

Box of lasers.

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Just now, SameSame said:

And I'm thankful for it, personally can't stand the box.

I like seeing which umps are good.  It makes me a feel better when they are right. 

LBJ did everything he could.  up to the bats and pen to make it good.

LBJ has been an absolute gem tonight.  I don't know how many pitches he has left, but I'm terrified of going to our 'pen.

Going to the 8th. 

Kind of curious to see if we stretch LBJ. Wish we had Cole Quintanilla back to send out there.

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Lebarron had a great fucking night 

He ain't done. 

I think he can go another, but with 3 4 5 due up I also think it’s time to sit him if they have confidence in anyone in the pen. 

14 minutes ago, zlavydra said:

Until he loses it. No need to hold back.

He’s got the ball going into the 8th or pierce should be relieved of game time decision making. We don’t have the pen to pull him.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He has one more in him. Don't you fucking dare Pierce. 

I think it may be more important to have our relief start a fresh inning.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I think he can go another, but with 3 4 5 due up I also think it’s time to sit him if they have confidence in anyone in the pen. 

VERY short leash.

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I think he can go another, but with 3 4 5 due up I also think it’s time to sit him if they have confidence in anyone in the pen. 

We don’t.

Damn, if EK doesn't bunt that straight to the pitcher he probably beats it out

Just now, dcar00 said:

I think it may be more important to have our relief start a fresh inning.

They can start a fresh inning in the 9th.

This ump is calling a 1993 Gregg Maddox braves game here. Christ

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think he can go another, but with 3 4 5 due up I also think it’s time to sit him if they have confidence in anyone in the pen. 

Don't have confidence, tell LBJ to let his nuts hang and send him out there. 

Just now, OU Sucks said:

They can start a fresh inning tomorrow in the 8th inning of the clinching game when we're up by 12.

fixy

this fucking backup pitcher has fucked us since he got in.

 

good for him.  bad for us

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

That ss has a gun

Their left side of the IF is nails.

Are you a washed up former player that your wife wants to get out of the house?

Do you frequently drift away from relevant game commentary to discuss whatever you please?

Are you completely incapable of calling an objective game and remaining professional throughout 9 innings?

Send your resume to the folks at ESPN - we may have a job for you!

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That ss has a gun

 

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Their left side of the IF is nails.

Their dude at 2nd is a pimp, too. 

Good thing they didn't start this guy

fuck this ump.  he is so fucking awful.  that is a ball when LBJ is pitching.

Just now, ztejas said:

Are you a washed up former player that you're wife wants to get out of the house?

Do you frequently drift away from relevant game commentary to discuss whatever you please?

Are you completely incapable of calling an objective game and remaining professional throughout 9 innings?

Send your resume to the folks at ESPN - we may have a job for you!

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Just now, chemHORN said:

Our left handed hitters have no answers for this dude

How about our right handers?

catcher literally leaning out with both knees on the fucking ground catches a ball

 

called a strike. 

Amazing how great you can pitch when anything is a strike.

Announcers: "greatest relief job ever!!!"

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