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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Are you a washed up former player that you're wife wants to get out of the house?

Do you frequently drift away from relevant game commentary to discuss whatever you please?

Are you completely incapable of calling an objective game and remaining professional throughout 9 innings?

Send your resume to the folks at ESPN - we may have a job for you!

email address? 

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Just now, WBT said:

Good thing they didn't start this guy

well he does have 6 inches on either side of the plate.

Just now, Helobious said:

email address? 

I never said you weren't funny.

One pitch one out. Nice. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

 

Their dude at 2nd is a pimp, too. 

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1 minute ago, WBT said:

Good thing they didn't start this guy

I thought we had a solid chance when I saw the starter was a RHP. 

So what funky LH pitcher is in the portal?

We need to find him and sign so we can have him pitch in inter-squad games for times like this...🤷‍♂️

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

How about our right handers?

GG has 2 hits, DC has 1, and someone else got one as well

 

*against this guy

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5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

He ain't done. 

I don't fuck around in the postseason, boys.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

GG has 2 hits, DC has 1, and someone else got one as well

Flores RBI single 

Just now, Valmy77 said:

We are going all the way with LBJ it seems.

Right now 106 pitches....threw 112 against Kansas.

I just turned absolutely primal for that strikeout. 

Y'all really just fucked that up. 

Unreal. 

Just now, chemHORN said:

Nolan Ryan says when you get to pitch 200 then we'll talk.

Yep, Nolan tells stories about 210-pitch games for the Angels, if not the Astros, too.

That dumbass almost helped us out running into the last out at 3rd

LEBARRON JOHNSON IS A MOTHERFUCKING GOD

What a great outing by LBJ!

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