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2 minutes ago, salonghorn said:

I like the 6.81 ERA

I don’t. Usually means he’ll throw up about 6 scoreless innings against us. 

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1 minute ago, salonghorn said:

I like the 6.81 ERA

If he throws he same meat as Ligon, even better. Why would DiMare not start any LHP with a pulse?

27 minutes ago, Hammerin Hank said:

At this point the no 3B thing has to be intentional, right?

i mean, they have to know at this point, right?  If it's some kinda internal motivation, I'm all for it.  Otherwise, it's the richest athletic department on Earth with fucking Joey Buttafuoco in charge of writing copy.  

2 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

I don’t. Usually means he’ll throw up about 6 scoreless innings against us. 

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1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

i mean, they have to know at this point, right?  If it's some kinda internal motivation, I'm all for it.  Otherwise, it's the richest athletic department on Earth with fucking Joey Buttafuoco in charge of writing copy.  

Yeah, surely people are tweeting back at them about 

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

i mean, they have to know at this point, right?  If it's some kinda internal motivation, I'm all for it.  Otherwise, it's the richest athletic department on Earth with fucking Joey Buttafuoco in charge of writing copy.  

OR sloth. Anyone told Crystal?

 But shit, if this fuckup rides us to Omaha...I say we have 8 DH's and a guy named Toby by late-June.

The real 3B was the friends we made along the way. 

7 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

I don’t. Usually means he’ll throw up about 6 scoreless innings against us. 

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What if third base never really existed and it was just this agreed upon false reality we all had with South Austin's mom?  

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

What if third base never really existed and it was just this agreed upon false reality we all had with South Austin's mom?  

Man you’re calling a lot of people out right now

4 minutes ago, Hammerin Hank said:

Are we on one of the regular ESPN channels, or do I have to fire up the app?

ESPN U evidently pickle ball is more important on normal ESPN than playoff college baseball….

29 minutes ago, zlavydra said:

If he throws he same meat as Ligon, even better. Why would DiMare not start any LHP with a pulse?

I’m not sure they have another lefty that’s pitched more than a few innings 

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

ESPN U evidently pickle ball is more important on normal ESPN than playoff college baseball….

Pretty obscure matchup, though. It's only the two programs with the most CWS appearances in history. 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Pretty obscure matchup, though. It's only the two programs with the most CWS appearances in history. 

Do you even pickleball, bro?

15 minutes until they announce the rain delay?

44 minutes ago, salonghorn said:

I like the 6.81 ERA

Let’s push it to 10.

The weather report reads just like an old timey baseball report on South Austin's Mom, "THIS JUST IN!" 

35 minutes ago, Deej said:

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Dogs don’t lie…..

13 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’m not sure they have another lefty that’s pitched more than a few innings 

Chris Scinta, imagine he will be warming up quickly in this game.

17 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

ESPN U evidently pickle ball is more important on normal ESPN than playoff college baseball….

Pickleball is the fastest growing participant sport in the country.

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Pickleball is the fastest growing participant sport in the country.

Well its a sport for lazy people for the most part so I am not surprised. Singles can get a little cardio intensive, but doubles is a joke. And it makes it easier for neighboorhoods to say fuck tennis courts and build multiple tiny pickleball courts. 

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Well its a sport for lazy people for the most part so I am not surprised. Singles can get a little cardio intensive, but doubles is a joke. And it makes it easier for neighboorhoods to say fuck tennis courts and build multiple tiny pickleball courts. 

It was a line from a TV show. 

Not here to argue.

Sebastian the Ibis?  Been thinking about this shit since we got robbed in the Elite 8.  It's the dumbest fucking mascot, even worse than Yell Leaders.  Fuck 'em.  We ride.  Now.  In Coral Gables.  Rain or No Rain.  Nor November Rain.  They are fucked.  We're doing this.  We're doing this tonight.  They're going down.  I'm fucking tired of everything about Florida.  Fuck 'em all.  Let Russian warheads from Cuba clean it up once we win.  Let's fucking do this.  WE GO

2 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Well its a sport for lazy people for the most part so I am not surprised. Singles can get a little cardio intensive, but doubles is a joke. And it makes it easier for neighboorhoods to say fuck tennis courts and build multiple tiny pickleball courts. 

It’s ping pong on steroids. 

4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

These threads always remind me how many chuckle dicks we have in this fanbase that cant get access to basic channels

The bigger question is access to pickleball.

24 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Pretty obscure matchup, though. It's only the two programs with the most CWS appearances in history. 

Neither are SEC SEC SEC thus irrelevant 

Why is there not a god damn app that is good for college baseball scores?  d1baseball.com is the best I can find and it's mediocre at best

Nice Witt! So what are we looking at here as a reasonably best case scenario pitch count?

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Not here to argue.

That's okay, just the other day I completely forgot where I was also. Happens more often with age I'm afraid.

Witt didn't look in total control but that's a badass wait to start out.

Witt needs to get the fastball down but his breaking stuff is great so far

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