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  • OU Sucks
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    Strange caption by the ESPN U graphics team, but accurate nonetheless...

  • Let's get through Coral Gables before we start worrying about aggy. 

  • hookemATL
    hookemATL

    I will never root for aggy to win in any situation. Fuck them forever. This Texas team gives no shits home/road. We go chop down tree, then on to UT-Omaha. 

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Just need to make sure the hotness behind home plate stays. About all that is interesting right now. 

3 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Flores knew he hit that one out off the bat. 

so did GG... he was jumping up and down on 3rd with the hands up

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Won't matter when we put up double digits in the first few innings tonight.

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No lead is big enough for me to assume a win. But I'm way closer to that assumption than I was. 

Time for Hurley to cruise to the end while the offense tears at the tender underbelly of the Miami bullpen

Edited by Pato del Muerto

Are there 3 better outfielders on another team than Texas?  Don’t think so.

Be interesting to know when we last had nine or more in an inning before that one. Any stat nerds in here have that handy?

Edited by Wishbone

Let's go reverse "Shock the Nation" on these bitches. 

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And Hurley is dealing on top of it.

That's how you pick up your starting pitcher. 

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Be interesting to know when we had nine or more in an inning. Any stat nerds in here have that handy?

April 37th, 1638

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

And Hurley is dealing on top of it.

Alright maybe not.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Just jumped up on Thomas

Yeah that's a tough play. Hard to fault a 2nd year guy there. 

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Are there 3 better outfielders on another team than Texas?  Don’t think so.

Porter Brown can be an adventure in LF but Center and Right make up for it by being fucking amazing. As a whole it's a real strong OF.

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Be interesting to know when we had nine or more in an inning. Any stat nerds in here have that handy?

Pretty sure we did it last year.  Maybe against Citadel. 

They really going to make that poor bastard from Miami talk to them down 9-3 in a post season elimination game? 

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Let's go reverse "Shock the Nation" on these bitches. 

Uno Reverse GIF by MOODMAN
 

instead of giving the shocker, you’re receiving ? 

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Let's go reverse "Shock the Nation" on these bitches. 

I’d be ok with getting 15 unsportsmanlike penalties 

Miami's coach looks like he just saw his dog get run over.

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

They really going to make that poor bastard from Miami talk to them down 9-3 in a post season elimination game? 

Lol, I was thinking the same thing 

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

Did he just say "Niner"???

Maybe he’s calling from a walkie talkie? 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Was he calling from a walkie-talkie?

DAMNIT!!!!!!

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