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25 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Who the fuck names their son Gaby?

Someone who wanted a girl.

TEXAS FIGHT!

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The more I see the Miami jerseys the worse they get. 

Brought to you by Mossy Oak.

Kennedy need a series of therapy sessions with a professional.

Only something deep seeded in your childhood would make a man stand like that.

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Man EK looks terrible.  Just waving at balls right down the middle

He is a very streaky hitter. Just hope he gets out of it soon.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Been off the thread for a bit, can I assume @GreenspointTexas has caught all kinds of shit?


your best bet would have been to put him on ignore like 3 years ago. 

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The more I see the Miami jerseys the worse they get. 

.. but, not quite as bad as that Old English gibberish-looking shit they normally wear.

uh,  announcer dude... until Texas changes out a player, for the rest of the game, literally every single guy has "scored a run"

getting on base safely 8 straight times followed by a GS on the 9th guy guarantees everyone has scored a run (and right now, only 1 each)

6 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

I’m on it!!

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I knew I could count on you.

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The more I see the Miami jerseys the worse they get. 

I'm hoping that within the hour your eyes find permanent relief. 

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

uh,  announcer dude... until Texas changes out a player, for the rest of the game, literally every single guy has "scored a run"

getting on base safely 8 straight times followed by a GS on the 9th guy guarantees everyone has scored a run (and right now, only 1 each)

Does your math factor in the 3 guys that got out? Assuming they weren't all consecutive outs, a couple guys probably didn't cross the plate, and 2 guys probably crossed the plate twice

3 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Is this pitcher Dominican?

Dominicant 

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Does Bang Bros have a box at that stadium?

Stick around tomorrow for a ride on Captain Stabbin's boat.

31 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

I didnt know we were playing Army in this regional

This!

It is so fucking regarded when sports teams add camo to their uniform like it means that they are REALLY American. Much more American than their* opponents.

*proper use of “their”.

30 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

That’s right….. their** the boys from Austin, Texas.

**incorrect use of “their”. 

 

27 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Who the fuck names their son Gaby?

No one.

They name their son “Gabriel” and his friends and relatives shorten it to “Gaby”. It flows much better than “Gabrielito”.

I turned it off at 3-0 to go take care of something, and turned it back on now to see we somehow have 9 runs.  I can turn it back off if things start to get hairy again.  You're welcome.

Hurley going deep into counts and getting behind hitters.

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Bang bus is HQ'd in Miami.....

Understand The Good Doctor GIF by ABC Network

11 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

I’m on it!!

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Now THAT is a porkable booty.  Long live South Florida

1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

This!

It is so fucking regarded when sports teams add camo to their uniform like it means that they are REALLY American. Much more American than their* opponents.

*proper use of “their”.

**incorrect use of “their”. 

 

No one.

They name their son “Gabriel” and his friends and relatives shorten it to “Gaby”. It flows much better than “Gabrielito”.

I was told there would be no math or German.

Does your math factor in the 3 guys that got out? Assuming they weren't all consecutive outs, a couple guys probably didn't cross the plate, and 2 guys probably crossed the plate twice

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