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Just now, Horn80 said:

What the hell was in those milkshakes?

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2 minutes ago, zlavydra said:

Damn. Don't think we've squared this guy up yet. 

Where's @Fletch?

Right here. Finally got back to my place. Was watching the game on my phone 

someone get these 2 fools a fucking soda or something so they shut the fuck up

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

What the hell was in those milkshakes?

Not these, and they have the sads about it:

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"Only down six, he's been able to keep Texas at bay."

Lulz.

Just now, zlavydra said:

Nice AB by DC. Aided by ump not fucking up.

the pitcher being pissed that the 3rd ball wasnt called a strike is ridic. it was low and clearly outside. yet he acted like he had been screwed by the ball call

wtf is with the dude behind the left handed batters box?  sweet outfit bro. 

1 minute ago, MIkeHoncho said:

wtf is with the dude behind the left handed batters box?  sweet outfit bro. 

It's his Schtick.  Dress flashy and sit motionless for 3 Hours. 

Edited by ClubWhatever

Ehhhhh I think that’s a swing - but I’ll take it 

Edit nope not a swing

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1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

What if we score 15 this inning?  

Yes, I'm a few ranch waters in.  

I’ll take 9.

I thought he'd offered, too, but that looks like a check swing and a good call, or at least a call that can't be overturned.

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

alright Porter, we just need any sort of event that gets you on base 

as I said, any kind of event that gets you on base.  lol   way to take one for the team. 

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

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What are we doing here?

Baseball, who?

"Everything is the same color in that area."

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Time to finish this, EK.

Finally bringing the lefty.

Edited by zlavydra

1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

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Who gives a shit if he swung or the ball hit him or anything else in the world.

Just now, zlavydra said:

Time to finish this, EK.

he worries me with this crazy stance hes been batting in for like 4 weeks now

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