May 29, 20232 yr I am looking for a tallboy-sized can koozie(sp?) with a hard plastic inner lining. I don't want one of the floppy, foldable types of koozies, and I also don't want a Yeti-style one that involves or requires any sort of gasket to secure the can in place. Something like this, with a soft foam exterior surface and a can-sized, smooth plastic liner that makes insertion and extraction simple and immediate.
May 31, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, deadshank said: You can’t use a brown paper bag like every other bum does? That's offensive. We don't refer to people as bums. The proper nomenclature is unkoozied.
June 1, 20232 yr 13 hours ago, deadshank said: You can’t use a brown paper bag like every other bum does? Bum? I believe you mean commuter.
June 1, 20232 yr I use one kind of like this I got off Amazon and it's great. Edited June 1, 20232 yr by RPM this one fits skinny cans and longnecks
June 1, 20232 yr Author 3 hours ago, RPM said: I use one like this I got off Amazon and it's great. I don't want one that requires or involves a gasket mechanism, and that one is for skinny cans, not tallboys (16.9 oz cans - same diameter as normal, just taller), but I appreciate the suggestion.
June 1, 20232 yr That was as close as I could find in a quick search. The one I have fits tallboys. I drink Monster energy drinks out of it every night at work. Here's an RTIC. They work fantastic. Edited June 1, 20232 yr by RPM
June 1, 20232 yr Author Right on! I bit the bullet and just bought one of the Yeti tallboy versions. I searched fairly exhaustively before even starting this thread, and I have come to the conclusion that the koozie industry has likely moved on to more expensive, Yeti-style Veblen goods with higher profit margins than the "coated floating foam" style of my 25 year old Snap-On koozie. And if a version of what I want is actually in production, it's impossibly difficult to find online...
June 1, 20232 yr Author 14 minutes ago, RPM said: The cans stay colder and come out much easier. While uncommon, the plastic insert in my foam version makes insertion and extraction a totally painless process compared to those without.
June 3, 20232 yr Author Well, the Yeti is a fucking bust. Piece of shit gasket doesn't reach down far enough, and the can is unacceptably rattly without it. Glad I foolishly ripped the packaging stickers off before testing it first.
June 5, 20232 yr Author 17 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said: Can't you just trim the gasket a bit? No, for two reasons. First, it's not tall enough to "snug" the can up where it tapers. Second, I returned it to Amazon.
June 6, 20232 yr Author 16 hours ago, WithoutAClue said: would either of these koozies work? expensive cheap Rolling the dice on a 17oz version of the Cheap. Thanks!
June 7, 20232 yr Author 22 minutes ago, Steel Shank said: This is intense. Yeah, I guess Beer didn't like that I gave up on him or her!
June 8, 20232 yr Author On 6/6/2023 at 11:20 AM, Prepuce of Doom said: Rolling the dice on a 17oz version of the Cheap. Thanks! Great success!
June 10, 20232 yr Author 31 minutes ago, Elvis said: I'm curious how long it takes you to drink that? I'll create a spreadsheet and get back to you.
June 24, 20232 yr Author I fucking give up. Liquid Death just recently enlarged their cans, and of course, this coozie doesn't fit them.
June 25, 20232 yr This thing claims to be compatible with 24/25 ounce cans and 22 ounce bomber so it might be worth a look on your part. BruMate Hopsulator Juggernaut
June 27, 20232 yr 24/25 oz can with some stuffing in the bottom should hold your 20oz can. I’ve never seen a 20 oz specific koozie.
June 29, 20232 yr I have one of these courtesy of Canada Dry. https://frostbuddy.com/products/universal-buddy-2-0?variant=42097647091867 https://canadadrysipintosummer.com/index.php
June 30, 20232 yr The Woozie Can Cooler Probably not exactly what you are looking for but it has the advantage of being able to keep your smoking necessities nearby as you sip your beverage.
June 30, 20232 yr The whole point of liquid death was to have a sweet looking can for sober people to hold at the bar. This coosie nonsense is antithetical to the brand.
June 30, 20232 yr Author 2 hours ago, seven said: The whole point of liquid death was to have a sweet looking can for sober people to hold at the bar. This coosie nonsense is antithetical to the brand. No, the whole point is to murder your thirst without using plastic.
August 16, 20232 yr https://7collection.com/products/good-day-for-a-slurpee®-can-cooler Unfortunately not sized for your tallboy cans but if you need something like your koozie in your original post 7-11 has got you covered.
August 19, 20232 yr LD has a new slaughter bottle but you better get on it fast: https://liquiddeath.com/products/reusable-slaughter-bottle-black
August 19, 20232 yr I'm confused. They literally sell koozies on their website. Nevermind. They're the kind you don't like. Edited August 19, 20232 yr by TexasHooch
December 12, 20241 yr If you are looking for something that will keep you beverage cold and store your chew, The Chewzie might be perfect for you. The Chewzie
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