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I am looking for a tallboy-sized can koozie(sp?) with a hard plastic inner lining. 

I don't want one of the floppy, foldable types of koozies, and I also don't want a Yeti-style one that involves or requires any sort of gasket to secure the can in place. 

Something like this, with a soft foam exterior surface and a can-sized, smooth plastic liner that makes insertion and extraction simple and immediate. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, deadshank said:

You can’t use a brown paper bag like every other bum does?

That's offensive.  We don't refer to people as bums.  The proper nomenclature is unkoozied.

13 hours ago, deadshank said:

You can’t use a brown paper bag like every other bum does?

Bum?  I believe you mean commuter. 

I use one kind of like this I got off Amazon and it's great.

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this one fits skinny cans and longnecks

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3 hours ago, RPM said:

I use one like this I got off Amazon and it's great.

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I don't want one that requires or involves a gasket mechanism, and that one is for skinny cans, not tallboys (16.9 oz cans - same diameter as normal, just taller), but I appreciate the suggestion. 

That was as close as I could find in a quick search. The one I have fits tallboys. I drink Monster energy drinks out of it every night at work. Here's an RTIC. They work fantastic.

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Right on! 

I bit the bullet and just bought one of the Yeti tallboy versions. 

I searched fairly exhaustively before even starting this thread, and I have come to the conclusion that the koozie industry has likely moved on to more expensive, Yeti-style Veblen goods with higher profit margins than the "coated floating foam" style of my 25 year old Snap-On koozie.

And if a version of what I want is actually in production, it's impossibly difficult to find online... 

The cans stay colder and come out much easier.

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14 minutes ago, RPM said:

The cans stay colder and come out much easier.

While uncommon, the plastic insert in my foam version makes insertion and extraction a totally painless process compared to those without. 

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Well, the Yeti is a fucking bust. 

Piece of shit gasket doesn't reach down far enough, and the can is unacceptably rattly without it. 

Glad I foolishly ripped the packaging stickers off before testing it first. 

 

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Drink faster and your beer won't get warm.

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17 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Can't you just trim the gasket a bit?

No, for two reasons. 

First, it's not tall enough to "snug" the can up where it tapers. 

Second, I returned it to Amazon. 

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22 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

This is intense.

Yeah, I guess Beer didn't like that I gave up on him or her!

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On 6/6/2023 at 11:20 AM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Rolling the dice on a 17oz version of the Cheap. 

Thanks! 

Great success! 

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I'm curious how long it takes you to drink that?

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31 minutes ago, Elvis said:

I'm curious how long it takes you to drink that?

I'll create a spreadsheet and get back to you. 

  • 2 weeks later...
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I fucking give up.

Liquid Death just recently enlarged their cans, and of course, this coozie doesn't fit them. 20230624_160912.thumb.jpg.9b97658ed29de51abb2cf39be58d152f.jpg

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Have you tried taking a couple sips then put the ring on?

24/25 oz can with some stuffing in the bottom should hold your 20oz can.  I’ve never seen a 20 oz specific koozie.

The Woozie Can Cooler

Probably not exactly what you are looking for but it has the advantage of being able to keep your smoking necessities nearby as you sip your beverage.

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The whole point of liquid death was to have a sweet looking can for sober people to hold at the bar. This coosie nonsense is antithetical to the brand. 

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2 hours ago, seven said:

The whole point of liquid death was to have a sweet looking can for sober people to hold at the bar. This coosie nonsense is antithetical to the brand. 

No, the whole point is to murder your thirst without using plastic. 

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I'm confused.  They literally sell koozies on their website.

 

Nevermind. They're the kind you don't like.

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  • 1 year later...

If you are looking for something that will keep you beverage cold and store your chew, The Chewzie might be perfect for you.

The Chewzie

TheChewzie Beer Koozie for Chew

Beer Koozies for Bottles

 

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