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#201

I missed the news that we found a shirt sponsor. I knew it would happen but it’s still a bummer.

But if adding the sponsor helped us find the back of the net, add 5 more.

#202
20 hours ago, morehornsepower said:

Wait...are we actually allowed to score 2 goals in a single game?  

Or win back to back games.

Look out, City, Poch has it figured out!

Edited by ztejas

#204
On 10/3/2023 at 1:28 PM, ztejas said:

Or win back to back games.

Look out, City, Poch has it figured out!

Nope.

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#206
1 minute ago, RichUT said:

At this point we will happily take an own goal.

I'll take a phantom pen.

#208

4 goals? In one game? Is such a thing even possible?

In all seriousness, Sterling is an easy choice for MoM. He’s been in the middle of everything good today. It’s great to see.

#209
1 minute ago, RichUT said:

Is such a thing even possible?

Anthony Bourdain Yes GIF by Ovation TV

I was watching and saw Raheem's goal - flipped away right before Jackson scored.

We look good. The passing looks really smart. 

  • 2 weeks later...
#210

Bit of a Derby today, innit?

We're on big boy NBC. 1130 CT.

Your Chelsea side today! 🔵@ParimatchUK | #CheArs

 

 

Edited by ztejas

#213

Can we buy a fucking keeper Jesus Christ. Spend all this fucking money and we have this JAG in net. 

#214

Brentford - 1

Collection of players who look as if they just met but cost South America's GDP - 0  (at home)

Edited by TexArcher

#215

2-0 up on Arsenal to losing to Brentford at home.

We have less heart than a dead possum melting on the side of the highway. 

  • 3 weeks later...
#222

A well earned 0 points at Goodison today.

I feel like I should get a gift card from the Megastore for sitting through the whole two hours worth.

#224

I've never seen a team with this much talent (or should I say "talent") be this fucking horrendous. 

I mean it's downright impressive how bad they are at this point. The two teams I watched play for the MLS cup yesterday would have made Everton sweat those 3 points more. 

#226

Alrighty, let's see if we can get all 3 points, at home, from the worst team in the top flight.  Maybe?  Yeah?  Try, at least?

#229
First back to back home Premier League wins for Chelsea since October 2022 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔵 Nicolas Jackson has now 7 goals and 1 assist in 16 Premier League games on his first season in UK.🔵 Cole Palmer makes it 6 goals and 2 assists in 15 Premier League games.

 

#230

The bright side of this match being in 4k is that I can watch our total ineptitude in stunning clarity.

#232

Dumb yellow on Sterling for simulation means we will be down Palmer and Sterling vs. Palace in our next match. Super.

Why does the accumulation of yellow cards suspension still exist? Is it changing player behavior in any way?

#233

Maybe Boehly will drop dead of a brain aneurysm.

I mean we can only hope. 

#236

Insomnia's got me here early for the Chelsea nightmare.  Maybe we'll win.  Hell with it.

Edited by TexArcher
I'll take credit for that goal with my negativity.

  • 4 weeks later...
#241
3 hours ago, morehornsepower said:

I missed it also...sounds like more missed opportunities... :/

I tried to watch at work - forgot that they just replay the game and there's no ET/pens.

Villa has been in crazy form this season, too - going to be hard to steal a win on the road. 

Edited by ztejas

#243

Caicedo thru ball to Palmer, one-time finish, lovely.

Palmer now with 12 goals in his last 21 apps.  Kid is good and getting better.

Annnnnnnnnnd Chelsea give it right back, because Chelsea.

Edited by TexArcher

#246

We are a fucking joke. It's hard to take this club seriously or support it under this ownership. 

#248

Speaking of our amazing owners, looks like they made another outstanding hire:

https://theathletic.com/5251686/2024/02/05/todd-kline-tottenham-chelsea/

 

Tottenham Hotspur’s chief commercial officer Todd Kline has resigned from his post and, after a period of gardening leave, will join Chelsea.

Kline joined Spurs three years ago, with one of his main aims to secure naming rights for the stadium. As the “About Me” section of his LinkedIn page says: “Tottenham have appointed a former NFL executive as the club’s first chief commercial officer to aid the search for a lucrative naming-rights partner for their stadium.”

He leaves with that not having happened, and on Monday morning Spurs put a statement on their website saying: “Todd Kline has resigned from his post at the club and has been placed on a period of garden leave with immediate effect.”

Kline instantly set about raising standards after being appointed, but a number of members of the commercial department left following his arrival. Some left without jobs to go to, and as The Athletic reported last year, there were question marks about his leadership.

Kline’s new role at Chelsea has not yet been confirmed but it will be a senior position within the business operations.[/spolier]

Edited by RichUT

#249
47 minutes ago, RichUT said:

Speaking of our amazing owners, looks like they made another outstanding hire:

https://theathletic.com/5251686/2024/02/05/todd-kline-tottenham-chelsea/

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Tottenham Hotspur’s chief commercial officer Todd Kline has resigned from his post and, after a period of gardening leave, will join Chelsea.

Kline joined Spurs three years ago, with one of his main aims to secure naming rights for the stadium. As the “About Me” section of his LinkedIn page says: “Tottenham have appointed a former NFL executive as the club’s first chief commercial officer to aid the search for a lucrative naming-rights partner for their stadium.”

He leaves with that not having happened, and on Monday morning Spurs put a statement on their website saying: “Todd Kline has resigned from his post at the club and has been placed on a period of garden leave with immediate effect.”

Kline instantly set about raising standards after being appointed, but a number of members of the commercial department left following his arrival. Some left without jobs to go to, and as The Athletic reported last year, there were question marks about his leadership.

Kline’s new role at Chelsea has not yet been confirmed but it will be a senior position within the business operations.[/spolier]

Can he play keeper? 

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