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I dunno, maybe it's cucurella PTSD but 100 mil for a DM just feels nutty.

Fair enough. There’s a real debate to be had about the valuation regardless of his destination. I’m much more bothered by the amount of time wasted if he were to go elsewhere. If that were happening in my organization I’d be livid.

We have to buy him at this point and almost assuredly will. You worry about the price tag later I guess. 

Rice sort of set the market against our interests. 

I negotiate things for a living, and this negotiation has been flat out botched. We're going to end up paying an extra 10-15 mil because we fucked around with all those low ball offers. It's also going to cost us Tyler Adams. Adams was never going to be more than squad depth for us, but it turns out that squad depth is pretty important sometimes. 

Just a master class in how not to do this shit. 

Kova already on as a sub for City. Seeing him in that jersey is really fucking weird.

Comfy home underdogs vs Liverpool. Let's get this party started.

56 minutes ago, Horny Bull said:

Here we go 

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I know some of these names.

There are maybe three keepers in the world who save that, and we don't have any of them.

And why is Chilly doing his Arjen Robben impression?  If we're gonna suck, let's at least have some dignity about it.

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Never a good long term sign when you get worked over by a smaller club like that.

But whatever. Hopefully he gets acclimated quickly and gives Poch what he wants.

7 hours ago, Horny Bull said:

Plenty to build on. Onward.

Yeah, there was a lot to like today, including all the possession.  Encouraging debut.

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Just back from camping. Looks like we played well. Crazy we might end up with both Caicedo and Lavia.

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Caicedo appears to be a medical away from joining.

Lavia despite some rumbling this AM is still trending to Chelsea.

And this AM Olise has agreed to personal terms with us despite interest from Manchester City.

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Lavia completing his medical and final details.

Deivid Washington in London.

Olise has agreed to personal terms, release clause activated.

Ziyech rumored to Galatasaray.

Hall or Cucu rumored loan to Newcastle.

With the influx, Gallagher is rumored to be available again.

Broja practicing at full capacity.

If anyone wants a kit without a sponsor, order it today.

No matter we'll just buy replacements. Transfermkt has TAA at €65M - that's a steal. 

Raheem is all over the fucking place. 

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More I watch Chuk, the more he impresses.

Poor defending. We also need an actual keeper. 

Welp. That was fucking stupid. 

Need a point here. 

I'll give Caicedo a 2 on the day. 

Miserable performance all the way around. Also I had no idea Paqueta was such a cunt. 

Raheem was great. Chuk with the nice goal before he blew his knee out. 

Too many injuries. Mudryk is a mess. We need a real GK. 

Paqueta is a cunt.

Jackson and Raheem are scary fast.

We looked like a group of class players that had recently been thrown together on a team.  Passes just slightly off, as if they didn't understand how fast/slow they each were moving.

1 pt from 2 games is a shitty start.

2 minutes ago, morehornsepower said:

1 pt from 2 games is a shitty start.

My thought going into this was I'd be happy with a point. 

The missed pk was shitty. 

Chilwell's shot on the chance we should have converted wasn't great.

Sanchez should have saved that Antonio shot. 

I think we're going to be okay. I saw a lot to like and I think that Poch knows what he's doing.

For fuck's sake though we need a real keeper. And the injuries are just brutal. Everyone on the PL thread is laughing but we're playing without 3 of our starting defenders. 

I like the direction right now. 

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I watched the first half. I'm not going to watch the second half.

We played well for 45 minutes and should have been up 2-0.

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Holy shit.

Still 4+ minutes left and only a 3 point goal differential, but we might get 3 points.

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Ian with a yellow card for getting kicked.

Sterling looks amazing. Nice to have a real manager again that can actually unlock confidence. 

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Yay. Lukaku looks to be off to Roma.

And maybe just maybe Cucu to manure.

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