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5 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

 

Totally not confused by Bad Teammate and his purported socks. 

Misery loves company ?

On 6/28/2018 at 9:21 PM, elfenix said:

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It’s still quite a stretch. FuckTrump went on 3 different 10-neg runs with me. For no reason. Why?  Clearly I lean right and clearly I detest Trump. Was he trying to piss me off with apparent leftists to turn me on to Trump?  Did he think that would work?  And who the hell takes the time to do this?  As zepol said, loser shit. Laughable man. 

maybe he's part of a russian trollfarm which posts stupid shit from every direction?

 

did anyone ever meet clh?

Edited by elfenix

On 6/28/2018 at 8:34 PM, bob in houston said:

so far I've found

in10se
nicole44
fucktrump

and these tricky ones:
-johnny sack
superhero_

I've banned them all and will continue to ban him, he's gone for good.



VPNs: how do they work?

I have a feeling a slew of posters just got banned for no reason.

On 6/29/2018 at 3:10 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:


If you can’t own your shart then you are a sad little person

[sgt]"I know nussing"[schultz]

Edited by SHOOTER12

1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:



VPNs: how do they work?

I have a feeling a slew of posters just got banned for no reason.

No good ones so it worked out fine.

That guy really was a bad_teammate.

Edited by phdhorn

My PM exchange with Nicole44 is a little awkward now all the sudden.

6 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:



VPNs: how do they work?

I have a feeling a slew of posters just got banned for no reason.

proxies are the realm of trolls. 

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

what’s a VPN?

turkey pans and French dressing on steroids.

My posting privileges are restored. I'm not a sock but some poster stole my hubby/ and my VPN. It sucks having people think you are a sock and not just a shifty poster. 

13 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

My posting privileges are restored. I'm not a sock but some poster stole my hubby/ and my VPN. It sucks having people think you are a sock and not just a shifty poster. 

I think they think you're a sock because there are no women on the internet

1 minute ago, SKJ said:

I think they think you're a sock because there are no women on the internet

That's not true. I know there aren't many girls on surly or the former site but there are a few.

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

That's not true. I know there aren't many girls on surly or the former site but there are a few.

Rule #37

There are no women on the internet

JohnRedHorn negged me 17 times within 5 minutes. Whose sock is he?

On 6/30/2018 at 1:21 PM, Vic Mackey said:

This. I don't know anything about him. But I am guessing he is a Cloak Room poster. I never venture into there and all that drama that goes on in that section.

Contrary to obese opinion, that forum has way less drama than this fay little sewing circle.

On 6/28/2018 at 10:47 PM, bob in houston said:

bad teammate

bill clinton

joe rogan

sidney sherman

smokeybear1861

have all posted from the same IP's

Sidney Sherman just bumped the Roschon Johnson 2019 Commitment thread to be a dipshit. 

 

23 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

My posting privileges are restored. I'm not a sock but some poster stole my hubby/ and my VPN. It sucks having people think you are a sock and not just a shifty poster. 

Internet etiquette is when posting privileges are restored, that you post nudes.

JohnRedHorn negged me 17 times within 5 minutes. Whose sock is he?
You seem to have a lot of enemies. Start from the top and we will figure this out.
On 7/4/2018 at 9:19 PM, Whitman said:

Internet etiquette is when posting privileges are restored, that you post nudes.

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JohnRedHorn negged me 17 times within 5 minutes. Whose sock is he?


No idea, but he’s got taste and good judgment

He’s a ATX71 or Rocko sock. Great taste. 

I nutted into my sock after some asian anal porn.

15 hours ago, TriStone said:

He moved over here but got crowd-sourced pretty quick.

Yeah I remember seeing him post like twice before the ban hammer dropped.

rocko was entertaining. so was grendel. we shouldn't be running off the truly entertaining, totally self-deluded posters like that. makes this place way more boring and mundane.

2 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

rocko was entertaining. so was grendel. we shouldn't be running off the truly entertaining, totally self-deluded posters like that. makes this place way more boring and mundane.

I can't believe......  you.....  the irony.............  ohh fuck it.......

^^^ responses like yours kill me. like how long do you have to be here before you realize that i like to be ironic and self-depracating? you thinking that i'm not in on the joke- that i'm not choosing my words purposefully- is what's ironic and hilarious.

2 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

^^^ responses like yours kill me. like how long do you have to be here before you realize that i like to be ironic and self-depracating? you thinking that i'm not in on the joke- that i'm not choosing my words purposefully- is what's ironic and hilarious.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA....Wait.... you were serious about that ?

Edited by Onboard 2.0

2 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

i can't explain how you still don't know what's going on.

Please oh please 'splain it.  This is your chance to get some real laughs thru your schtick.

god damn you are dense. please follow Shaka to whatever school he goes to after this one. 

Yes Derka, you’re totally not oblivious. What kind of joke - that’s you were clearly in on - was asking another poster to change your password, quit Shaggy, and then return to Shaggy?  Because I don’t remember anyone laughing with you. 

Y’all are way off base on this. It was absolutely clear to be intended as a self deprecating joke.

5 minutes ago, Hate said:

Y’all are way off base on this. It was absolutely clear to be intended as a self deprecating joke.

deprecating or defecating ?

2 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

deprecating or defecating ?

Both most likely

Edited by Longboard Horn
This thread has gone full Derka

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if we all agree to laugh now, would derka quit surly ?  last-act heroism sort of move.

On 7/8/2018 at 7:01 AM, Goo Punch said:

rocko was entertaining. so was grendel. we shouldn't be running off the truly entertaining, totally self-deluded posters like that. makes this place way more boring and mundane.

Rocko was a dipshit. Whatever happend to Grendel? Did he make it over here?

deprecating or defecating ?


I’m being 100% serious. That was Derka being sarcastic and ironic. Put away the bullshit for a minute and realize you’re reacting to nonsense. It was funny and well executed.

This account was created on the same day as "Annie" but did not post until today right after Annie was banned. Socks don't get any more obvious.

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

This account was created on the same day as "Annie" but did not post until today right after Annie was banned. Socks don't get any more obvious.

There's probably a Caterina on the same day.

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