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#1201
6 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:
Bayern Munich fans are banned from attending the away leg of their Champions League quarter-final tie against Arsenal after their supporters threw fireworks onto the pitch during their 3-1 win at Lazio earlier this month.

 

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    Disappointing outcome, but I had an unbelievable experience last night.   Took a stadium tour before the game.   Watched from the North End nosebleed, and would do it all again in a heartbeat.    

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#1202
On 3/12/2024 at 4:08 PM, Ted Lange said:

Don’t disagree with that.  I’m also mesmerized by how on point perfect nearly every Jorginho pass is.  It’s uncanny 

🇮🇹 Jorginho vs Premier League midfielders, per 90○ Defensive duels won, % - 1st (1st in Europe)○ Progressive passes - 2nd○ Passes to final third - 2nd○ Long passes - 4th👉 https://t.co/IPkOyCGrzm https://t.co/XupC9NHyiH

 

#1203
On 2/29/2024 at 3:03 PM, The Maestro said:

Wolves have been hot, shocked if they don’t beat Coventry.  

Haji Wright. Eating 🐦 

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#1206
🚨| BREAKING: Gabriel Magalhães has pulled out of the Brazil squad due to injury and will return to Arsenal to recover.

Hopefully this is just precautionary. We outta lock everyone up in London Colney.  No International break this spring.

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#1207
3 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

When is the Chelsea make up?

Still unscheduled. Likely they'll cram it in Tue/Wed Apr 23/24 or Tue/Wed May 14/15.  Those are the only weeks where we currently aren't playing every three days. 

In April, we'd have A Wolves (major banana peel game), H Chelsea, A Spurs (NLD). In April, we'd have A manUre, H Chelsea, H Everton.

It'll be hard either way.

EDIT: The other option is if we don't advance in the CL, it could be midweek between Spurs and Bournemouth, or midweek between Bouremouth and manUre.

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#1208
Barring any setbacks Jurrien Timber is set to return for #AFC after the international break. This is the story of how quickly he won over those at the club and how his recovery was/is being managed 👇https://t.co/WKmEGinR5P

With Gabi XL now carrying an injury, Tomi perma-injured, and Benny Blanco playing through one, Timber returning would be massive.  Any minutes would be vital.

#1209
Still unscheduled. Likely they'll cram it in Tue/Wed Apr 23/24 or Tue/Wed May 14/15.  Those are the only weeks where we currently aren't playing every three days. 
In April, we'd have A Wolves (major banana peel game), H Chelsea, A Spurs (NLD). In April, we'd have A manUre, H Chelsea, H Everton.
It'll be hard either way.
EDIT: The other option is if we don't advance in the CL, it could be midweek between Spurs and Bournemouth, or midweek between Bouremouth and manUre.

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#1211
POLAND REACH EURO 2024 ON PENALTIES! 🇵🇱Poles score all five spot kicks to qualify for tournament in neighboring Germany, where they'll have great support. Ex-Arsenal GK Wojciech Szczesny makes decisive save, earning that cigarette in the showers. 😉pic.twitter.com/LChtHZdb4C

 

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#1212
2 hours ago, shadow_operative said:
POLAND REACH EURO 2024 ON PENALTIES! 🇵🇱Poles score all five spot kicks to qualify for tournament in neighboring Germany, where they'll have great support. Ex-Arsenal GK Wojciech Szczesny makes decisive save, earning that cigarette in the showers. 😉pic.twitter.com/LChtHZdb4C

 

lol

Szczesny has always been #OneOfUs

 

#1213
Ethan Nwaneri has signed his first professional contract with #AFC. Turned 17 last week allowing Arsenal to make things official.Story 👇https://t.co/RU1dfV5CSm


Another Hale End lad staying home. 

#1214
🚨🔵 Kyle Walker and John Stones are both OUT of Manchester City squad for the game against Arsenal.

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#1215
Arteta is here for his presser.Says there is a chance the two Gabriels and Saka could play against Manchester City.Adds they have not trained yet.

Won't be surprised if Stones and Walker play for City. Won't be surprised if our guys play. Won't be surprised if none of them play.

That said... missing Gabi XL would be a huge loss; his partnership with Saliba and presence has been massive for us all year. I'd imagine we'd move Kiwior to CB and Tomi/Zinny to LB if he can't go.

#1216
🔴 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 ⚪️One change from last time out against FC Porto - Jesus replaces TrossardLet's make it count, Gunners 👊

 

#1224

We were blown away in the 1H las year, and City haven't been good in the 2H of late. Maybe Arteta's plan was to soak up the initial City rush, keep the crowd out of it, go in to halftime at nil-nil, and then turn up the heat? 

#1228

At this point just pray it stays that way until around 83 minutes and Arsenal hit City on a counter.   Feels like a potential Trossard match. 

#1229
He was still going through a warm up as everyone else headed back to the dressing room. You have to think we'll see him before too long.

 

#1230
4 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

At this point just pray it stays that way until around 83 minutes and Arsenal hit City on a counter.   Feels like a potential Trossard match. 

Yup. For the first time in a long while, I think we have overall a deeper bench.  Trossard, Tomi, Zinny, Martinelli (maybe for ~ 10 mins), Eddie running at tired defenders... 

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#1233

Partey on... eeeeh IDK.... He hasn't exactly looked great in his appearences so far.  Hopefully we get "1h of last year Partey."

#1235

I don't think this will end nil-nil; they'll be a moment of brilliance that decides it. I pray its from a player wearing red and white.

#1236
14 minutes ago, Dutch said:

I don't think this will end nil-nil; they'll be a moment of brilliance that decides it. I pray its from a player wearing red and white.

Or not. 

Draw isn't a bad result. A loss would have been very damaging, a win potentially very uplifting.  Maybe Arteta should have applied more pressure in the 2H; subs were all positive, though.  The near-miss Jesus chance (if only his leg had been a few inches longer) in front of an open goal was the best of the match for either side and a massive missed opportunity.

Gotta hope Liverpool drop points now.

#1237
18 minutes ago, Dutch said:

I don't think this will end nil-nil; they'll be a moment of brilliance that decides it. I pray its from a player wearing red and white.

Uh

#1239

Defensively, though, that was a masterclass.  Benny Blanco, Gabi XL (MOTM), Rolls Royce, and Kiwior/Tomi all put in 10/10 shifts.

#1240

I'm OK with the draw (which is good, since there ain't no changing that!)

A win would be great but a loss would probably have been the end of the year.  9 games and a lot of football left to play.  

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#1242
8 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Gotta hope Liverpool drop points now.

We have a fairly tough run in (not as tough as y’all’s). I think the only team with a decent chance to win out is City. 

#1243
2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

We have a fairly tough run in (not as tough as y’all’s). I think the only team with a decent chance to win out is City. 

What each of us have left:

Liverpool: Sheff Utd (H), Man Utd (A), Crystal Palace (H), Fulham (A), Everton (A), West Ham (A), Spurs (H), Aston Villa (A), Wolves (H)

Arsenal: Luton (H), Brighton (A), Aston Villa (H), Wolves (A), Chelsea (H), Spurs (A), Bournemouth (H), Man Utd (A), Everton (H)

Man City: Aston Villa (H), Crystal Palace (A), Luton Town (H), Brighton (A), Nottm Forest (A), Wolves (H), Fulham (A), West Ham (H)

Our run-in is probably more difficult: manure and spurs away, Chelsea (who play up to their competition) midweek before the NLD.  Then again all three clubs will likely be playing every three days through the end of April. 

Agree re City. After Villa, they have the easiest fixture list; hard to imagine them dropping many (if any) points after Villa. 

#1244

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Couldn’t get through the door. Luckily there is more than one pub in Manhattan.

I’ll take the draw. I don’t love it but I’ll take it. Time to show our quality.

#1246
🚨🔴⚪️ Mikel Arteta: “Jurrien Timber is not far off, getting closer”.“I’d say he’s got a good chance to play this season, yes”. 🇳🇱


 

#1247

Reminder, last time Arsenal played Luton.

 

 

 

 

🔴⚪️ All the goals in a 7 goal thriller between Luton & Arsenal 💯⚪️🔴

 

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#1248

We got those extra 30 seconds because Luton were booked for time-wasting in extra time. Lulz.  

Hopefully today isn't as stressful. In the 11 matches since the winter break, we've allowed five goals.  Of those five, one which as in garbage time while up 4-nil on Sandcastle and another in with the final kick of the football v Porto due to Martinelli's brain fart clearance.

#1249

If someone had told me in August we'd take eight points off of City and Liverpool, I'd have said no way. But here we are. Liverpool are the favorites at this point; we have to win out (hard away matches left mixed with a few banana peel home matches) and hope they slip once.  Drop any points and then they have to slip twice (unlikely). I still have a fear that we're going to badly regret dropping five points to Fullham (we're top right now on GD if we don't concede to 10-man Fullham.)

But still. The 4th quarter has started. Everyone is holding four fingers aloft. We've given ourselves a chance.

Lets. Fucking. Go.

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#1250

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🔴 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 ⚪️🔙 Zinchenko returns to left-back⚖️ Smith Rowe in the middle🆕 Nelson makes first league start of the seasonLet's get back to it, Gunners 👊

 

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