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The lads aren't fucking around tonight.  Sweep the leg, snap the neck, and clinch the group with a match to spare.

ARSENAL FC!!!!

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    Disappointing outcome, but I had an unbelievable experience last night.   Took a stadium tour before the game.   Watched from the North End nosebleed, and would do it all again in a heartbeat.    

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It’s a goal party.  Odegard!!!   Let’s rest some guys at half, no injuries 

3 minutes ago, The Maestro said:

It’s a goal party.  Odegard!!!   Let’s rest some guys at half, no injuries 

100.  Saka had better not come out after HT.

The Attacking Gabbys only have one PL goal apiece this year; hopefully this gets them going.  Good goalscoring vibes for Saka and Cap won't hurt either.  And Kai... let the goodtimes roll.

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Tomi and Zinny getting a rest is understandable. 

But not Saka? Surly he's the next one subbed off.

Thru to the 16.  Will be interesting to see what kind of team Arteta puts out vs PSV since the match means nothing, and its sandwiched b/w Villa and Brighton.

As for the PL, the remaining matches of 2023.  Wolves Saturday then @  Luton Tuesday.   Things pick up from there, @  Villa Sat 12/8, Brighton Sunday 9/17, @ Liverpool Saturday 12/23 then close out '23 vsWest Ham Thursday 12/28.

 

 

 

17 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Thru to the 16.  Will be interesting to see what kind of team Arteta puts out vs PSV since the match means nothing, and its sandwiched b/w Villa and Brighton.

As for the PL, the remaining matches of 2023.  Wolves Saturday then @  Luton Tuesday.   Things pick up from there, @  Villa Sat 12/8, Brighton Sunday 9/17, @ Liverpool Saturday 12/23 then close out '23 vs West Ham Thursday 12/28.

I'd imagine we see heavily rotated squad for PSV, if not a "youth team." Of course Saka will play ~ 70 mins.

That's a nasty run of fixtures: Wolves I'd imagine will park all 10 outfield players in the box, Villa and Brighton are very good sides, Liverpool seem to have their groove back, and West Ham already beat us this year (granted, a rotated side in the Booby Prize Cup).  

Still...We haven't played our best yet this year.  Once we figure things out... 

COYG

If Saka starts, much less goes 70 vs PSV, im gonna be pissed.   The front line should be Nelson, Eddie $ and Trosard

Doubful he will be healthy but would also be a great match to get ESR some time.

59 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

If Saka starts, much less goes 70 vs PSV, im gonna be pissed.   The front line should be Nelson, Eddie $ and Trosard

Doubful he will be healthy but would also be a great match to get ESR some time.

We're a bit thin in MF at the moment: ESR is likely out until the end of December. Fabio just had groin surgery and is expected to miss "some weeks." Partey, who has played 15 mins since August, isn't expected back till January (when he'll leave for AFCON at which he will re-injure himself and miss the rest of the season). Probably need to add one or two during the winter window.

Really feel for Smith-Rowe.  Hale End product who seemed destined to lead The Arsenal for a decade alongside Saka, but he just cannot stay healthy.

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Strong lineup today. Raya back, no surprise. COYG! Dead Wolves and Cowboys as far as the eye can see!

STARBOY!!!!!

One-nil to The Arsenal 

What a start!

COME ON YOU GUNNERS!!!!

What an awesome job from Gabbi busting it back on D to cover for Z’s giveaway 

Zinchenko has been awful on the defensive end today.  3+ shockingly bad touches that could’ve lead to goals.   

Saliba gets the plaudits (and deservedly so), but Gabi XL has turned into just as elite a CB. 

And yeah, for all Zinny adds in attack, man he can be a liability defensively. Our best XI might have Benny Blanco and Tomi as the fullbacks. Losing Timber really sucked 

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 Not a lot going on this half, offense has fallen into a rut again 

And here comes Kai. 
 

and Tommy is down injured.  FUCK

Non-contact injuries usually aren’t good. Fucking hell

Lools like we’d best be buying a defender in Jan, too

Fucking trash ass Zinchenko defense.  Get him the fuck off the pitch. 

Damn. Zinny finally punished. And we’ve left too many goals on the pitch today. Should have killed this off long ago 

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

Fucking trash ass Zinchenko defense.  Get him the fuck off the pitch. 

Yup. He should have been subbed off long ago. 

Just now, The Maestro said:

Gotta finish those Eddie 

If we left them steal two points from us, it will be entirely self-inflicted. Poor finishing after going 2-nil up, and sloppy at the back. 

4 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Kiwior on now, please

Not for the right player.  🤦 

That should’ve never been that dodgy but 3 points is 3 points. 

Three points but damn it should have been FAR easier. Zinny was ass today and we may have lost Tomi.

NGL, I hated the fact that this game was stuck on page 13 of this thread the entire match.  
 

‘stitious 

We need the killer instinct. Letting off the gas will bite us. But for now…4 points clear!

21 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

City vs Spuds tomorrow mate.  Let’s go Spuds?

Nah. 

Let’s go meteor. 

Or a nil-nil draw with 10 red cards. 

6 hours ago, Dutch said:

Nah. 

Let’s go meteor. 

Or a nil-nil draw with 10 red cards. 

This is the answer.  Nil-nil is always the desired result when two highly positioned clubs not named Arsenal play.  Second best result is Spuds 1-nil over City, but that's like rooting for aggy to beat Bama.    

The family is headed to London for the week of Christmas.  We’re trying to get tickets to the West Ham game, but no luck so far.  We all struck out on the ballot and I’m F5ing on the Ticket Exchange but no luck there either.   Part of the price of the team’s form & resurgence I guess.  
Any of y'all have tips for snagging tickets?   

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