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    Disappointing outcome, but I had an unbelievable experience last night.   Took a stadium tour before the game.   Watched from the North End nosebleed, and would do it all again in a heartbeat.    

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Well that was a nice half of football. Are VAR decisions allowed to go our way? Nice one finally did. We ruthlessly took our chances: 30% possession, two shots on target, three goals. 

COYG!!!! 

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70/30 possession in favor of spurs.  Not your normal Arsenal match. 

It’s game on now. We need to regain composure and see this out. 

We were cruising and then Raya gifts then one. 

The 10 days off vs Arsenal playing 3 games in that time catching up.  Spuds look much more fresh. 

Wtf Martinelli?! Even my 11-year-old knows you never hit the ball back to the middle

Nervy finish coming up.  And I really fucking hate Son, for no other reason than he always does this shit against us

Well we’re in the shit now. Literally. 

 

Just now, Bullneck said:

Is it just me or are Spurs acting like bitches?

Isn't that a universal constant?  Like gravity 

2 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Raya your stupidity is gonna ruin this game.  FFS

That was a pen; we’d be furious if it wasn’t given against us. Come on Arsenal. Get your heads together and see this out  

We were cruising, they looked resigned, then Raya lit the match on fire…. 

Just now, Ted Lange said:

This bunkering is ridiculous 

We need to keep playing; very hard to sit this deep for 7 mins. 

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

The freshness factor definitely showing up 

100%

Nervy finish coming up.  And I really fucking hate Son, for no other reason than he always does this shit against us

Even in the Kane years Son always scared me more.

Nervy but I did the math and I do believe that yesterday it wasn't but today it is.  Happy St Totteringham's Day.

3 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:


Even in the Kane years Son always scared me more.

Yep, he just scores against us...like ALWAYS

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Nervy but I did the math and I do believe that yesterday it wasn't but today it is.  Happy St Totteringham's Day.

 

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Oh, and obligatory…

 

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Pulled up London on Google Maps, and this is all I see…

 

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We hate s*it and all, but that’s always a tricky fixture. This was our 7th win at their place in the PL era (32 years). Even the Invincibles, who won the League at White Hart Lane, drew there. 

Clinical 1H, squeaky bum 2H. It never should have gotten that close in the 2H, but we held our nerve. Maybe they can make themselves useful for a change and take points off shitty.

Happy St Tots, boys. COYG!!!

I read that wrong at first. “Did we loan him to Bournemouth?”

I am smrt 

Not to mention we have to purchase Raya (or shell out another big fee for a No1) and a No2 keeper. Rambo's gone for sure, as likely are a few Hale End products (Eddie, Reiss, and sadly ESR... man, I'll be sad to see him go) to raise funds since they're pure profit.  Maybe move on from Fabio Vieira, too. As for Partey... these past two matches have shown just what he brings when healthy; he's Jorginho and Rice rolled into one.  The best ability is availability, and he usually doesn't have great availability. A replacement will run us around 60m or higher.

Arteta has eight guys he will start even if they're bleeding from the mouth and both legs are falling off, maybe three others he'll use in situational/sub roles, and pretty much the rest don't play. That's 11 guys he trusts, and thus burns them into the ground. That number needs to be around 14-15 if we are to seriously compete for the PL title and play in the latter stages of the CL. 

 

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If you could be at least 15% confident that Party would be healthy enough to play 30 PL league game next season you keep him, sadly most people are about 0.1% confident of that.

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