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  • That's not true. Chelsea has a £500m bench.

  • The Maestro
    The Maestro

    Disappointing outcome, but I had an unbelievable experience last night.   Took a stadium tour before the game.   Watched from the North End nosebleed, and would do it all again in a heartbeat.    

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7 minutes ago, definitely not derka said:

 

 

The last 2 Chelsea signings Jorginho and Kai have been slightly more useful than the previous 2, Willian and Luiz.

i’ve spent the entire week thinking that our game was this morning. 

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Fullham have been playing out the string for a while now. Had we taken six points against them (instead of a draw and loss), we could have won the League at Old Trafford tomorrow. 

The only real chance they drop points is Tuesday against a manager who thinks he’s Lee Roy Jenkins and whose club is shit. But, really, “Lads it’s [shit]” we’re talking about here. 

At this point all we can do is finish strong, improve again in the offseason, and have another go at those fuckers next year. 

Really, it’s more likely they overhaul our GD than drop points at this point. 

It’s amazing what 115 financial violations can do for a football club. 

Shockingly mediocre half.   Players look like they are sleep walking.   Hopefully Arteta rips into them at halftime, ceding that much possession to this Manu side is unfathomable. 

i didn’t even celebrate when we scored because of the delayed offside flag that always seems to be coming in this situations. very strange what that rule has done to celebrating goals. fuck it, we still scored. COYG!! 🔴

Maybe all the minutes the starters have played has caught up and they have dead legs.   

That was awful.   But 3 points it is. 
 

me walking into work on Tuesday 

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2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Maybe all the minutes the starters have played has caught up and they have dead legs.   

Speaking of.

 

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City

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Liverpool

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Villa

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Wasn’t pretty but three points and thank you very much. We got the goal then shut them down. Gabi XL and Rolls Royce are so damn good ATM. Low key very good match from Raya, too. And Trossard… what a baller.  Thank you Chelsea for stupidly overpaying for Mudryk. Best £20m ever spent  

If Liverpool win at Villa tomorrow, then Spurs will at least head into the shitty match with a shot at 4th. … /copium

At least shitty will have to earn it the final day. 

Anyone else have this song on a loop in the brain today?

 

12 hours ago, definitely not derka said:

 

 

Three years ago we finished 8th.  If we beat Everton, our point total (89) and GD (currently 61 and will improve with a win) would have been enough to win 19 of the 30 PL seasons (not counting last year when shitty finished on 89 only because they showed up drunk from partying after clinching with a few to go).  So proud of this group of guys.  

Former Arsenal keeper Emi Martinez trying to give Spurs something to play for tomorrow. I'll allow it.

unreal how far we’ve come in the last ~24 months.

 

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28 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

More punchable face - Foden or Haaland? 

Foden.

16 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Arsenal and Spurs fans tonight.

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They'll fold on purpose

You gotta be fucking kidding me dude. Just chip it over his head. 

No doubt. He scores that 100/100 times against us. Sigh.

City about to wipe out the small GD Aresnal had now, this is gonna be 4-0.

City about to wipe out the small GD Aresnal had now, this is gonna be 4-0.

GD doesn’t matter any more does it?

City Draw and Arsenal win Sunday and its down to GD.   

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4 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:


GD doesn’t matter any more does it?

Technically yes. If West Ham can get a draw. Which is HIGHLY unlikely, given their recent form and City’s home form. 

This was their last real hurdle. I’d imagine they'll be 2-nil up inside 20 mins  on Saturday. 

Still can’t believe Son missed that. 

Edited by Dutch

NOW GD doesnt matter, if they'd scored again a draw and a +1 win would've no longer been enough.

NOW GD doesnt matter, if they'd scored again a draw and a +1 win would've no longer been enough.

Huh. I am seeing us at 61 and them at 60. If we win and they draw…we win.

They ain’t drawing though.
1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:


Huh. I am seeing us at 61 and them at 60. If we win and they draw…we win.

They ain’t drawing though.

Correct. We’re still +1. An Arsenal win and a City draw puts us +2 and makes us champs. 

But West Ham getting anything out of that match is as likely as me getting an ousux tattoo.  

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