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  • The_Great_Hornsby
    The_Great_Hornsby

    Losing a ball in the bottom of the ninth is the definition of a gutless choke.  

  • The_Great_Hornsby
    The_Great_Hornsby

    They call Arkansas chokers and deservedly so. Sorry man, cant do that in the biggest moment of the season. We gotta own the choke on this one. Jesus what a way to lose.

  • BillyGoatHill
    BillyGoatHill

    And in other UT news.....Ladies are the NCAA NATIONAL CHAMPIONS in TRACK & FIELD !!!  Not a bad night. 🤘 LIGHT THE TOWER !!

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12 hours ago, Levi said:

maybe they should worry about how they played against treet first. 

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Just realized what infected Tree.

2 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

He has a 39 game streak of reaching base. That’s not the same thing, but it’s not nothing. 

I think he's at 44 games for that streak.  Something like that.

2 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

But more importantly, how the fuck does Stanford come back from that?  I'd like to see a good game but I'm expecting panic. 

I think y’all are tossing a lefty today, that’s how you win, assuming you don’t walk the bases loaded and miss a routine fly ball.

13 hours ago, Had Enough said:


Was that ever an official stat?

From 1980-1988; I think it was an MLB-only thing…

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Over on TexAgs, they are claiming almost every ball called should have been a strike.

OK, aggy.

Aggy will claim they always get the short end of the stick on officiating, while we wrongly benefit because from bribing the officials.  The aggy hivemind also believes they struggle because they bring out the very best in all their opponents. In truth, they rarely bring out the best in themselves. 

13 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Aggy will claim they always get the short end of the stick on officiating

You happen to read the game thread here yesterday?  Or any game thread on this site for any sport?

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I wonder if they have thoughts about the state of their football program vis-a-vis Florida State?

27 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Aggy will claim they always get the short end of the stick on officiating, while we wrongly benefit because from bribing the officials.  The aggy hivemind also believes they struggle because they bring out the very best in all their opponents. In truth, they rarely bring out the best in themselves. 

The truth is that aggy bring out the best in their opponents because their opponents see a beatable team and play with confidence.  

And aggy crowds are used to failure, in spite of all their bullshit bravado, so they go dead silent when things start to go off the rails.

There's just nothing intimidating about playing aggy.  If you're in the top 30 or so teams in any sport, it should be a W.  And it usually is.

But a narcissist can't ever admit that they're the problem.  So, it's the refs, the BOMC, etc.

Sure it is, Billy Cletus.  Sure.  Just go farm something.

About a minute or two after I made my post last night we lost power in Hardin Co.  Just got the power back on about an hour ago, so I've been catching up.  I think it goes one of two ways.  They are gonna be like the wounded/cornered animal and try every trick in the book to scrape up a win.  In other words, desperate times call for desperate measures. The other choice is we've broke their spirit/soul and they roll over and die.  Either way, LBJ has his way and we kick their ass again.

TEXAS FIGHT!

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

There's just nothing intimidating about playing aggy.

Uh, did you forget the bubbles and Ball 5?

Why the fuck is the game at 6pm pacific? Since when do Sunday games wait until 6pm to start?

Cry me a river. Travelling in England and Scotland so it’s fucking 2 am first pitch over here. [emoji35]
8 minutes ago, txduck87 said:


Cry me a river. Travelling in England and Scotland so it’s fucking 2 am first pitch over here. emoji35.png

That’s your fault

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I just want to say THIS is the best time of year. I know we have a lot of late season fans and everyone is welcome for sure but for some of us, and I’m definitely in this camp - last weekend and this weekend when Texas is making a run - is THE best time of the year. Better than Christmas as a kid. I’m never happier than late May/early June when the NCAA baseball tournament is in full swing. God I love Texas baseball. Let’s fucking do this!! 

1 hour ago, txduck87 said:


Cry me a river. Travelling in England and Scotland so it’s fucking 2 am first pitch over here. emoji35.png

I'm with ya' my man.

1 hour ago, txduck87 said:


Cry me a river. Travelling in England and Scotland so it’s fucking 2 am first pitch over here. emoji35.png

pay attention gang..this is how you humble brag.

1 hour ago, txduck87 said:


Cry me a river. Travelling in England and Scotland so it’s fucking 2 am first pitch over here. emoji35.png

Talk about "cry me a river".  Cry me a river.

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1 hour ago, txduck87 said:


Cry me a river. Travelling in England and Scotland so it’s fucking 2 am first pitch over here. emoji35.png

 

22 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Talk about "cry me a river".  Cry me a river.

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Fuck it gonna skinny dip with my wifey in the pool and get rose drunk. See y’all in a bit. 

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If you’re skinny dipping with Rose, that bitch will hog the whole plank and let your ass drown amongst the icebergs. 

34 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You’re having a threesome with your wife and Rose?

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1 hour ago, Braff Zacklin said:

 

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Watching the super regional college baseball action from a green-car (business class) car on the Tokaido Shinkansen zooming along 175+ mph in Japan is most enjoyable.

Hook'Em Horns!

31 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

So long as Rose is into it

Might want to clear it with the wife too.

16 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

6 pm Pacific/ 8pm Central ESPN2

Thank you sir...

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Cracked my first beer at 1pm. Cmon baby, we can do this. 

you can't drink all day unless you start in the morning. rookie

13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Cracked my first beer at 1pm. Cmon baby, we can do this. 

Rum at the pool at about 2:30 but ready to go as well. 

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Sunday tailgate at the house. Ready for the game 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

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Sunday tailgate at the house. Ready for the game [emoji1591][emoji1591][emoji1591]
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Nice, but whats under the lid in the pans???
6 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Sunday tailgate at the house. Ready for the game 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

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Tailgating at home is next level. 

21 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

you can't drink all day unless you start in the morning. rookie

Cracked that first Yebisu beer at 7:30 AM Japan time.  Lulz.

Y’all crack me up. Pod rep. Threesome confirmed, rose was into it. Bare naked ladies. Current status not shared, initial status below. Hookem. 

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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

No second DH?

Only one dh yesterday also. New strategy 

46 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Sunday tailgate at the house. Ready for the game 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

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What’s your address’s?

i dont think we are going to get to watch the start of our game. both games in the bot 7. 

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

i dont think we are going to get to watch the start of our game. both games in the bot 7. 

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