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Spurs 2023-24: Let's Put Another Shrimp on the Barbie!

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    Our first game ! COYS  

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    This Dele Alli interview dropped this morning. This is woah. What's happened in recent years? Addiction. But it's rooted in a lot of stuff. I recommend watching.      

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14 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

I think the team is just tired at this point.

Don't disagree. I knew this week would make or break our CL hopes. 7 days of Arsenal, Chelsea, and Pool with 2 on the road proved to be too much. 
 

Big questions to be asked of Ange and the club leadership in 2 weeks. 

8 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

The final third is aggravating 

The midfield and back 4 ain't great either. 
 

Other than that, I'd say we're okay. 

That back line is gettin worked. 
 

over the top or hit a long ball past royal and it’s cooking season 

28 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

I think the team is just tired at this point.

Tired and probably just down from letting a chance at the top 4 fall out of their hands. This closing of the season did them no favors, but it still had to suck to let it get away from them. 

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18 minutes ago, DeepEastTexas said:

Don't disagree. I knew this week would make or break our CL hopes. 7 days of Arsenal, Chelsea, and Pool with 2 on the road proved to be too much. 
 

Big questions to be asked of Ange and the club leadership in 2 weeks. 

Nah, we can't go from "the team needs a massive makeover and rebuild" to "if we don't make top 4 it's a disaster and Ange is overrated." If someone would have told us we'd finish 5th playing attractive football we would have gladly taken it at the beginning of the season.

9 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Nah, we can't go from "the team needs a massive makeover and rebuild" to "if we don't make top 4 it's a disaster and Ange is overrated." If someone would have told us we'd finish 5th playing attractive football we would have gladly taken it at the beginning of the season.

True, but doesn't mean questions can't be asked of Ange's obstinence in tactics, team selections, and man management. I'm nowhere near ready to move on from him, but questions need to be asked and course corrections are needed. 
 

Levy and the front office need to address the roster and depth. We definitely have issues. 

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5 minutes ago, DeepEastTexas said:

Levy and the front office need to address the roster and depth. We definitely have issues. 

It was never something that was going to be corrected in a year. 

Harry Kane is freaking cursed at this point.  Not even going to the 11th in row winner of the Bundesliga can get him a trophy

21 minutes ago, midtown said:

Harry Kane is freaking cursed at this point.  Not even going to the 11th in row winner of the Bundesliga can get him a trophy

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Match day here in London. Headed to the stadium in about 45 mins.  Absolutely beautiful weather.

COYS

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26 minutes ago, midtown said:

Match day here in London. Headed to the stadium in about 45 mins.  Absolutely beautiful weather.

COYS

That’s awesome! Enjoy, I’m sure you will have a blast. 

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No Richarlison in the match day squad. Dude can't stay healthy.

57 minutes ago, midtown said:

Greetings from No 8
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Is that Bricklayers (don’t think so) or the bar with the hostel?

Also - fuck it - let’s relegate these fools and then @midtown gets to see grown men cry. 

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We really miss the hold up play Richarlison offers.

12 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

We really miss the hold up play Richarlison offers.

We really need the Saudis to come buy him, then go get a striker. That will allow Son to move back to a wide position. 
 

Showing some life here now. 

Mickey!!!!

1 minute ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Van de Ven is total football.

He's awesome. If Romero can keep his head on straight, the two of them are an outstanding pair. 

How to put the ass in Assignon. Jesus, that level of acting is normally seen on mid-day Univision programming. 

1 hour ago, DeepEastTexas said:

How to put the ass in Assignon. Jesus, that level of acting is normally seen on mid-day Univision programming. 

I was listening to the radio call of the game (SiriusXM) they were calling his act some of the most shameful of all time. 

Van de Ven is total football.
Easily our best signing in years
5 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Van de Ven is total football.

I didn’t get to see the goal, only heard it (barely) on the radio. Damn that was nice. He is a key piece going forward. 

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39 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

I didn’t get to see the goal, only heard it (barely) on the radio. Damn that was nice. He is a key piece going forward. 

 

R/soccer for the win. I looked it up with these descriptions. Some forwards don’t have feet that good. 

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19 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

R/soccer for the win. I looked it up with these descriptions. Some forwards don’t have feet that good. 

He was an attacking midfielder in Volendam's youth setup before moving to CB. 

He was an attacking midfielder in Volendam's youth setup before moving to CB. 
Seems like he'd be a perfect CDM. The speed to play box to box and apparently the footwork to handle the ball
13 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Bissouma out for the season with a knee injury.

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Late 9pm start here in Amsterdam. Not even sure how to watch yet. Thank God I'm not in Bandera

We're going to need to win out, and then hope Palace beat AV. Don't think either has a high probability of happening, unfortunately. 

41 minutes ago, midtown said:

Late 9pm start here in Amsterdam. Not even sure how to watch yet. Thank God I'm not in Bandera

According to the web - Nordic Entertainment Group (NENT Group)

 

21 minutes ago, DeepEastTexas said:

We're going to need to win out, and then hope Palace beat AV. Don't think either has a high probability of happening, unfortunately. 

To be honest, I kind of wish that Villa completed the comeback and won yesterday. That would have put this game into a don't care category, which combined with the top of the table implications.

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