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Call me old fashioned.  I still enjoy the live woman next to me in bed.

(posted to headlines that remind you of surly thread, but seemed to fit the topic title here also)

"Hey! Any of my Surly brethren wanna see my new mancave? It's lit!!!!" ~ CTH

16 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Call me old fashioned.  I still enjoy the live woman next to me in bed.

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 "The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy."

- Edwin Edwards

Between this thread and the passport bros thread, all I can do is old-man-shake-my-head in disbelief at the state of the world.

Between this thread and the passport bros thread, all I can do is old-man-shake-my-head in disbelief at the state of the world.
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6 hours ago, RPM said:

nakul. on Twitter: "RIP Philip Baker Hall https://t.co/pq6dSohZiz" / Twitter

Butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth.

2 hours ago, ViperVape said:

Between this thread and the passport bros thread, all I can do is old-man-shake-my-head in disbelief at the state of the world.

 

1 hour ago, Brothahorn said:

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Oh the irony

16 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Is it weird he mentioned live woman? Isn't that implied?

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17 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Is it weird he mentioned live woman? Isn't that implied?

I think it might refer to this guy mentioned in the article. And I'm "to each his own" but these guys are pathetic.     He keeps it dark in the room, to obscure everything in the room that isn’t porn, and a large-breasted sex doll without a head or limbs stays close at hand. 

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