June 9, 20232 yr but I heard if you just bop a shark on the nose or gouge it's eyes, it will swim away.... The fuck it will, if it wants to eat you, you're done. I imagine you may have a slightly better chance with diving gear on and seeing underwater but if you're just on the surface, good luck. Your only hope is that you're a world class, fast swimmer and you get a head start before it rips a leg or torso off.
June 9, 20232 yr That second video they seem like they're mad at the shark. WTF do you think they gonna do? It's not their fault. If they want to catch it, should be to avoid it eating someone else, not to be mad about a shark being a shark.
June 9, 20232 yr Author It seems to me that the attacking squalus must be considerably larger than any normal squalus found in these waters. Didn't they get in a boat and check out these waters?
June 9, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, Deej said: Poor shark didn't do anything wrong. Shark was just sharking. Stay out of their natural environment.
June 9, 20232 yr Author Popular Post I've posted this before, but it's a definitely relevant PSA right now. This may save your life.
June 9, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, ballrific said: but I heard if you just bop a shark on the nose or gouge it's eyes, it will swim away.... The fuck it will, if it wants to eat you, you're done. I imagine you may have a slightly better chance with diving gear on and seeing underwater but if you're just on the surface, good luck. Your only hope is that you're a world class, fast swimmer and you get a head start before it rips a leg or torso off. Surfing in El Salvador was fun. Shark infested and all that. We used to joke and say god bless the dolphins. Dad took me diving in Panama off a point where there was a meat packing plant. I told him fuck no at 10 feet and went back to the boat. As we kill off the fish, they are going to find more food somewhere. Seals and tourists beware.
June 9, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, BERT said: Yeah i shouldn't have watched that. I couldn't imagine seeing that and being completely helpless just staring watching that happen. Poor guy and family He was calling for his dad. “Papa.” Brutal.
June 9, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, ballrific said: but I heard if you just bop a shark on the nose or gouge it's eyes, it will swim away.... The fuck it will, if it wants to eat you, you're done. I imagine you may have a slightly better chance with diving gear on and seeing underwater but if you're just on the surface, good luck. Your only hope is that you're a world class, fast swimmer and you get a head start before it rips a leg or torso off. Curious...What do you think your chances are against fighting a chimp?
June 9, 20232 yr I'm sure there's lots of kids on this board who've never seen After Hours. In my personal top 10 films.
June 9, 20232 yr Lady got got here in Maui last fall/winter. Didn’t find a trace of her. Tigers do not give a fuck if you taste like cigarettes and diabeetus. Their food sources are being fucked with, it’s just going to get worse. Edited June 9, 20232 yr by Hank_Hill
June 9, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, Texzilla58 said: Hippos kill more people in Africa than crocs. Vic Mackey's Egyptian Harem?
June 9, 20232 yr Author 2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said: Lady got got here in Maui last fall/winter. Didn’t find a trace of her. Tigers do not give a fuck if you taste like cigarettes and diabeetus. "He didn't eat a car, did he?" "No, A tiger shark's like a garbage can. It'll eat anything." There is a disturbing lack of Jaws quotes on this thread. I'm doing my part.
June 9, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said: Lady got got here in Maui last fall/winter. Didn’t find a trace of her. Tigers do not give a fuck if you taste like cigarettes and diabeetus. Their food sources are being fucked with, it’s just going to get worse. Great Whites have been seen more often and closer to shore in many spots because the seal population has been increasing. I am surprised to hear that tiger shark attacks are increasing because they don't have enough food.
June 9, 20232 yr Going to padre in a couple weeks. I won't be going in more than ankle deep. Following the dogs example. She knows there's danger in that murky Gulf water.
June 9, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, Bevo said: Great Whites have been seen more often and closer to shore in many spots because the seal population has been increasing. I am surprised to hear that tiger shark attacks are increasing because they don't have enough food. To be fair I have zero stats to back that up. Just feels like there’s been more popping up. Then again I am more exposed to shark news since moving here and check the state attack reports here pretty frequently. A lot try to be kept as quiet as possible in Hawaii for obvious reasons.
June 9, 20232 yr Curious...What do you think your chances are against fighting a chimp?I know the thread,harhar...what I meant by head start swimming, say 20 ft lead with 10ft to shore? A chance!..Outrunning chimp with head start? So-so chance.. Hand to hand combat? Zero chance with probably multiple limbs torn off along with both testicles chewed off
June 9, 20232 yr The same thing happened to me in Corpus Christi, but it was jellyfish, and it took them much longer to finish me off. Edited June 9, 20232 yr by 'stache
June 9, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, BERT said: I couldn't imagine seeing that and being completely helpless just staring watching that happen.
June 9, 20232 yr 53 minutes ago, MissingInAction said: Following the dogs example. She knows there's danger in that murky Gulf water.
June 9, 20232 yr Terrible ways to die thread is that way. My mother's college roommate was on her honeymoon snorkeling with her new husband when a shark came out of nowhere and took him away. I remember hearing that story as a kid and vowing to stay the hell out of the ocean.
June 9, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, MissingInAction said: Going to padre in a couple weeks. I won't be going in more than ankle deep. Following the dogs example. She knows there's danger in that murky Gulf water. Friend's son got bitten by a hammerhead in ankle deep water down at the Texas coast.
June 9, 20232 yr 9 minutes ago, Not a cat said: Terrible ways to die thread is that way. My mother's college roommate was on her honeymoon snorkeling with her new husband when a shark came out of nowhere and took him away. I remember hearing that story as a kid and vowing to stay the hell out of the ocean. That's what she told the authorities, anyway.
June 9, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, Deej said: That's what she told the authorities, anyway. She and the shark suspiciously tied the knot months later.
June 9, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, ballrific said: but I heard if you just bop a shark on the nose or gouge it's eyes, it will swim away.... The fuck it will, if it wants to eat you, you're done. I imagine you may have a slightly better chance with diving gear on and seeing underwater but if you're just on the surface, good luck. Your only hope is that you're a world class, fast swimmer and you get a head start before it rips a leg or torso off. There are plenty of stories of people succesfuly repelling shark attacks. Probably many more than people actually dying. Granted a lot of those are probably people with goggles and gear on. I thought it looked like multiple sharks at some frames in this video.
June 9, 20232 yr 11 minutes ago, Deej said: Friend's son got bitten by a hammerhead in ankle deep water down at the Texas coast.
June 9, 20232 yr 19 minutes ago, Deej said: Friend's son got bitten by a hammerhead in ankle deep water down at the Texas coast. I have been bumped twice by a shark in less than knee deep water. Once in Florida by a baby hammerhead and once in South padre by idk what kind. Just saw a fin afterwards. Eerie shit.
June 9, 20232 yr 12 minutes ago, Deej said: Friend's son got bitten by a hammerhead in ankle deep water down at the Texas coast. Law school buddy of mine got bitten by a shark several years back while spear fishing. /csb
June 9, 20232 yr 3 minutes ago, DDD Dad said: Law school buddy of mine got bitten by a shark several years back while spear fishing. /csb I was spear fishing in New Zealand back in the 90's. My father-in-law taps me and points off in one direction and I notice the shark he is pointing out. I was climbing over everyone to get back in the boat. Fuck y'all, every man for himself. Blood in the water and I wanted out of there. A couple of guys killed the shark and dragged it up on the beach. Fucker was almost 12 feet long. Never getting in the ocean again.
June 9, 20232 yr 32 minutes ago, Deej said: Friend's son got bitten by a hammerhead in ankle deep water down at the Texas coast. Was that after his trip to 31 flavors.
June 9, 20232 yr Just now, MissingInAction said: Was that after his trip to 31 flavors. They brought the ice cream to him in the hospital.
June 9, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, MissingInAction said: Was that after his trip to 31 flavors. Just now, Deej said: They brought the ice cream to him in the hospital. So I guess it's pretty serious.
June 9, 20232 yr Kid was about 5 years old at the time. Spent a week in the hospital in Corpus. In his 20's now and has quite the scar on his leg.
June 9, 20232 yr 22 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said: I have been bumped twice by a shark in less than knee deep water. Once in Florida by a baby hammerhead and once in South padre by idk what kind. Just saw a fin afterwards. Eerie shit. Had this happen when I was in A school in Pensacola. We were a decent way out and holy fuck it scared the shit out me. Next day we went fishing on and caught 2 sharks. After that shit yea I don’t really go out in ocean anymore
June 9, 20232 yr 7 hours ago, BERT said: You could at least pretend to read the thread Eh, I was having issues with images loading earlier apparently. I did go looking for it. I went back and rep'd it. Edited June 9, 20232 yr by dcbc
June 9, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, Zepol87 said: Had this happen when I was in A school in Pensacola. We were a decent way out and holy fuck it scared the shit out me. Next day we went fishing on and caught 2 sharks. After that shit yea I don’t really go out in ocean anymore I hooked a shark by the tail when we were salmon fishing off the coast of Washington when I was in high school. Damned thing swung that tail hard, flung the hook back toward the boat and hit me in the head. Probably would dive with a couple of barrels on him.
June 9, 20232 yr I was snorkeling at tilloo cay in the Abacos when I was maybe 14 when I looked over and there was a black tip shadowing me that looked 47' long to my little kid brain. I am pretty sure I skipped across the top of the water on the way back to our Avon rubber dingy. I am 100% sure that was the worst thing I could have done but fuckit, I am alive. /csb Sharks terrify me because of that.
June 10, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, ballrific said: but I heard if you just bop a shark on the nose or gouge it's eyes, it will swim away.... The fuck it will, if it wants to eat you, you're done. I imagine you may have a slightly better chance with diving gear on and seeing underwater but if you're just on the surface, good luck. Your only hope is that you're a world class, fast swimmer and you get a head start before it rips a leg or torso off. I doubt even Greg Louganis can put swim a shark. Your only hope is swimming faster than your buddy in the waters with you
June 10, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said: I was snorkeling at tilloo cay in the Abacos when I was maybe 14 when I looked over and there was a black tip shadowing me that looked 47' long to my little kid brain. I am pretty sure I skipped across the top of the water on the way back to our Avon rubber dingy. I am 100% sure that was the worst thing I could have done but fuckit, I am alive. /csb Sharks terrify me because of that. The only thing worse would be hearing the click of the door locking as you turned around to see South Austin's mom.
June 10, 20232 yr 8 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said: I have been bumped twice by a shark in less than knee deep water. Once in Florida by a baby hammerhead and once in South padre by idk what kind. Just saw a fin afterwards. Eerie shit. Happened to me in Galveston in high school. The amount of shit that I immediately expelled into the water scared it away, at least that's my theory. 7 hours ago, closetohumping said: I doubt even Greg Louganis can put swim a shark. Well yeah, because he's a fucking diver. 7 hours ago, closetohumping said: Your only hope is swimming faster than your buddy in the waters with you
June 10, 20232 yr 15 hours ago, MissingInAction said: Going to padre in a couple weeks. I won't be going in more than ankle deep. Following the dogs example. She knows there's danger in that murky Gulf water.
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