June 10, 20232 yr but I heard if you just bop a shark on the nose or gouge it's eyes, it will swim away.... The fuck it will, if it wants to eat you, you're done. I imagine you may have a slightly better chance with diving gear on and seeing underwater but if you're just on the surface, good luck. Your only hope is that you're a world class, fast swimmer and you get a head start before it rips a leg or torso off.Erroneous.Ain't no one swimming faster than a fucking shark. Many people have, however, fought back, eye gouged etc and saved thier lives.
June 10, 20232 yr In my teens, our family was on vacation in Florida. My dad and I were out in neck deep water in Daytona (I think) when we saw several people on shore pointing out to sea to our right. We couldn't tell what they were pointing at, but were on alert. In an instant, we were surrounded by LOTS (dozens at least) of what I always assumed were baby sharks, but it might have been some sort of small breed. We both immediately started swimming for shore. I will never forget feeling shark skin with every stroke for the first several strokes - definitely smooth and not scaly. Knowing now that sharks don't give birth in large numbers, it was likely some small variation, but at the time I was terrified that Mommy Shark was nearby about to protect her young. The fins were so small, there is no way that is what the people on shore were seeing. Maybe something was hunting them, or there was enough of them to change the water color, etc. Who knows, but it got our attention pretty quick!
June 10, 20232 yr The fastest ever recorded human swimmer was doing ~5.3mph. Sharks CRUISE at about 5mph, attack at 10-15mph and some can do higher crazier shit in short bursts. You could be Michael Phelps in his prime and if it wanted you....it has you.
June 10, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: Looks Ike I'll have my Shockwave strapped to my back during beach walks.
June 10, 20232 yr On 6/9/2023 at 12:19 PM, 'stache said: That second video they seem like they're mad at the shark. WTF do you think they gonna do? It's not their fault. If they want to catch it, should be to avoid it eating someone else, not to be mad about a shark being a shark. Prob have young kids at home. Can’t blame ‘em.
June 11, 20232 yr This one was worse. Last year, a British man swimming down in Australia filmed getting taken/eaten by a great white shark. This video doesn't show the first half (pardon the pun) of the attack but shows a legless, armless torso floating in the water before the shark comes back to take it. Later they found only 1/3rd of this body, the shark probably took a couple more sections at the end of this video. Parts 1 and 2 linked. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUhdHQlUJi0
June 11, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Smax said: And there is stuff like this Fuck that. That shark could eat the boat.
June 11, 20232 yr The fastest ever recorded human swimmer was doing ~5.3mph. Sharks CRUISE at about 5mph, attack at 10-15mph and some can do higher crazier shit in short bursts. You could be Michael Phelps in his prime and if it wanted you....it has you. Phelps almost beat a great white
June 11, 20232 yr On 6/10/2023 at 11:05 AM, SurlyGator said: I will never forget feeling shark skin with every stroke for the first several strokes - definitely smooth and not scaly. Most people would not dare try and fuck a shark, so my hat's off to you.
June 11, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, Smax said: And there is stuff like this she's got to be pregnant😮 shark, not diver.
June 11, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, mchookem said: she's got to be pregnant😮 shark, not diver. I know what I'm getting her for Christmas.... I'm getting her pregnant...... (the diver, not the shark).
June 11, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, FartingDreamer said: but shows a legless, armless torso floating in the water Bob?
June 11, 20232 yr 14 minutes ago, Deej said: Bob? Want to know of the names of his hapless paralyzed cousins Matt, Bill, and Stew? Edited June 11, 20232 yr by FartingDreamer
June 12, 20232 yr Was expecting some Alex Kitner boy level gore in OP video. Was expecting some Alex Kitner boy level gore in OP video.
June 12, 20232 yr 5 hours ago, HenryJames said: Fuck was he swimming there? The same reason Surly people choose to go to Mexico. They know it's a gamble, but just can't help themselves. It will always happen to the other guy.
June 12, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, FartingDreamer said: This one was worse. Last year, a British man swimming down in Australia filmed getting taken/eaten by a great white shark. This video doesn't show the first half (pardon the pun) of the attack but shows a legless, armless torso floating in the water before the shark comes back to take it. Later they found only 1/3rd of this body, the shark probably took a couple more sections at the end of this video. Parts 1 and 2 linked. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUhdHQlUJi0 Dude was a RAF gunner that did two tours in Afghanistan.
June 12, 20232 yr 28 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said: Dude was a RAF gunner that did two tours in Afghanistan. didn't do much swimming there, now did he???
June 12, 20232 yr I ate salmon tonight so this hits close to home. Man eats fish. Fish eats man. It's the circle of life.
June 12, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, TonyTexas said: Still waiting on @futureman to come in saying he could kick that shark’s ass Together, he and Mike B would manhandle that beta shark
June 12, 20232 yr wouldn’t even need to manhandle it. I’d pop that bitch in the nose one time, hard, and it would swim away. light work.
June 12, 20232 yr Phelps almost beat a great whiteI tried to tell people this....with a head start, there's a "chance". Fat surly with head start? No chance
June 12, 20232 yr 56 minutes ago, Bevo said: I ate salmon tonight so this hits close to home. Man eats fish. Fish eats man. It's the circle of life. Salmon shark is smaller cousin of white shark.
June 12, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, Bevo said: I ate salmon tonight so this hits close to home. Man eats fish. Fish eats man. It's the circle of life. Your circle is incomplete, it's missing antelope and grass.
June 29, 20232 yr On 6/11/2023 at 12:50 PM, Smax said: And there is stuff like this is that ferdinand the shark? what the ever loving fuck?
June 29, 20232 yr On 6/9/2023 at 6:21 PM, DDD Dad said: Law school buddy of mine got bitten by a shark several years back while spear fishing. /csb I heard that doesn't happen out of professional courtesy
June 30, 20232 yr 10 hours ago, sidis said: is that ferdinand the shark? what the ever loving fuck? When she eat, she not chill When she chill, she not eat
June 30, 20232 yr On 6/9/2023 at 5:45 PM, Not a cat said: Terrible ways to die thread is that way. My mother's college roommate was on her honeymoon snorkeling with her new husband when a shark came out of nowhere and took him away. I remember hearing that story as a kid and vowing to stay the hell out of the ocean. the lesson was to not get married you big dummy
June 30, 20232 yr 17 hours ago, mulletpelini said: the lesson was to not get married you big dummy I learned that lesson but much later, unfortunately.
June 30, 20232 yr Going to Florida next week..plan on outswimming a shark. Then challenging a chimpanzee to hand to hand combat...but in the water, not on its own turf. Will finish the adventure by beating up malaria.
June 30, 20232 yr 9 minutes ago, ballrific said: Will finish the adventure by beating up malaria. Are you staying in mar a lago or will you have to travel there?
July 1, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, ballrific said: Going to Florida next week..plan on outswimming a shark. Then challenging a chimpanzee to hand to hand combat...but in the water, not on its own turf. Will finish the adventure by beating up malaria. In 2022 Florida reported 68 local Dengue cases, mostly from Miami-Dade County. Fortunately, Dengue is very mild. You’ll do fine.
July 1, 20232 yr 11 minutes ago, Gatorubet said: In 2022 Florida reported 68 local Dengue cases, mostly from Miami-Dade County. Fortunately, Dengue is very mild. You’ll do fine. It's not that mild, it can make you type in a larger font for years after you get it.
July 1, 20232 yr On 6/11/2023 at 7:32 PM, Underdog said: Was expecting some Alex Kitner boy level gore in OP video. Was expecting some Alex Kitner boy level gore in OP video. From the vid, this attack was more reminiscent of Chrissy Watkins IMO
July 1, 20232 yr On 6/11/2023 at 7:32 PM, Underdog said: Was expecting some Alex Kitner boy level gore in OP video. Was expecting some Alex Kitner boy level gore in OP video. I'ma go get the papers, get the papers
July 1, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said: It's not that mild, it can make you type in a larger font for years after you get it.
July 1, 20232 yr On 6/9/2023 at 7:05 PM, closetohumping said: I doubt even Greg Louganis can put swim a shark. Your only hope is swimming faster than your buddy in the waters with you Little known fact: most divers are terrible swimmers. Have you noticed how quickly they skedaddle to the side of the pool after a dive? It's because they're scared shitless of drowning. It's kind of like track and field athletes who do shotput or discus. Ask them to run a lap and they'll laugh at you. I'll bet Louganis could out-dive any shark alive, though.
July 1, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Samson's Wig said: Little known fact: most divers are terrible swimmers. Have you noticed how quickly they skedaddle to the side of the pool after a dive? It's because they're scared shitless of drowning. It's kind of like track and field athletes who do shotput or discus. Ask them to run a lap and they'll laugh at you. I'll bet Louganis could out-dive any shark alive, though. https://news.yahoo.com/ill-shot-belgian-becomes-instant-195141006.html
July 2, 20232 yr On 6/11/2023 at 11:50 AM, Smax said: And there is stuff like this She is such a stupid cunt. She's a delusional narcissist that likes to think she's "helping".
July 2, 20232 yr Here lie the remains of Vladimir Propov. Died at 23 when a tiger shark bit his top off. He preferred swimming in high salinity. Not a wise move in this vicinity. Edited July 2, 20232 yr by Bobby_Batronic
July 2, 20232 yr Anyone remember the Burt Reynolds film SHARK? Was aka under Maneater and something else, legend is a stuntman was killed by a GWS on film that got through protective netting and footage was used in the film... https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066365/mediaviewer/rm3139221249?ref_=ttmi_mi_all_pos_18
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