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I didn't realize a brazilian wax went up that high. 

I knew a guy who was killed while opening a wine bottle. He broke the neck off it, cut his radial artery, apparently fainted, and bled out. 

I'd like to think he was going to share that bottle with at least one other person, maybe 3.  What the fuck were they doing while he bled out?  

Safety first

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According to police, Ms Maiochi had been sitting down on a sofa holding her mobile phone in one hand and sipping wine from a crystal glass in the other.

As she stood up with the rest of the group up to celebrate Brazil’s win at the end of the game, she lost her balance, reaching out to a coffee table to stop herself from falling.

But she slipped and fell onto the wine glass, which shattered into pieces which penetrated her neck, severing her jugular vein.

Perhaps this will motivate Brazil to the title.  "Win one for the sipper!"

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And in her last written post she had shared a video warning about the risks of using a mobile phone while driving, writing: “We never imagine that something like this can happen to us. But accidents do happen.

Alannis Morrisette, please pick up the courtesy phone.......

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According to police, Ms Maiochi had been sitting down on a sofa holding her mobile phone in one hand and sipping wine from a crystal glass in the other.

 

15 hours ago, Lobo said:

I'd like to think he was going to share that bottle with at least one other person, maybe 3.  What the fuck were they doing while he bled out?  

His divorce was final that day. New gf was coming over to celebrate and spend some quality time. She found him. 

I’m muzza Russia, sometimes you kill bottle of wine, sometimes bottle of wine kill you. 

3 hours ago, bmbmd said:

His divorce was final that day. New gf was coming over to celebrate and spend some quality time. She found him. 

Holy shit, that's a heavy story.  Wow.  

3 hours ago, bmbmd said:

 His divorce was final that day. New gf was coming over to celebrate and spend some quality time. She found him. 

Ah, so the ex killed him and did a spectacular job with the cover up. 

16 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Ah, so the ex killed him and did a spectacular job with the cover up. 

Don’t know about that, but she had an enormous rack. 

7 hours ago, bmbmd said:

His divorce was final that day. New gf was coming over to celebrate and spend some quality time. She found him. 

that's a terrible story.

7 hours ago, Tyler Durden said:

Rules man.  Where are the pictures?

It was thirty years ago.  Pictures hadn't been invented yet-might be some cave drawings somewhere. 

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

Et tu rosé?

Et tu Brut

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