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Saw something about up to 100 or more people treated at the hospital.  Somehow no fatalities so far.

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Hansford County Judge:

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"I am the Hansford County Judge. Perryton is the county next to me it's Ochiltree County," Glass said in an email. "We have paged out our Hansford County Emergency Management Coordinators, Fire, Ems, and Additional Sheriff Deputies to assist for a possible mass casualty and/or recovery event. I can confirm a tornado did directly hit Perryton Texas in Ochiltree County." 

Surrounding counties/towns are sending resources, including Beaver County, Oklahoma.

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Only three dead so far, two in downtown.  Northeast side of town is gone.  They think maybe 200 homes destroyed, so it’s a miracle if only three died.  Fire department building demolished, among many other buildings.

All kinds of crazy tornado videos today. These aren't perrytown

 

 

Thread hits close to home.  My kids grew up on lots of "Hank the Cowdog" books and tapes.

There's good news for Hank the Cowdog fans | The Canadian Record

My Dad used to be on the Perryton Fire Department. So...

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10 hours ago, Blotto said:

All kinds of crazy tornado videos today. These aren't perrytown

 

And more coming today.  Until you posted it, I didn't realize Reed Timmer had a new tornado vehicle. For 2024's dead pool thread, I'll have to add him in there.

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6 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

atom tries to start 17 threads nightly. He fucking sucks. 

I suck a lot, only one new thread in the past two weeks.

Prays for the entire town.  I’ve seen 3 deaths so far with 100+ in the hospital.  Hopefully there are no more deaths from this.

20 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Hansford County Judge:

 

20 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

"I am the Hansford County Judge"

Checks out. 

12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I wonder if there's enough data to observe a noticeable uptick in tornado fatalities from idiots getting the shot for the 'gram? I guarantee you more idiots are dying, but I'm not sure there's enough data on occupancy of buildings to see the difference in the smart phone/social media era.

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13 hours ago, BearMace said:

I wonder if there's enough data to observe a noticeable uptick in tornado fatalities from idiots getting the shot for the 'gram? I guarantee you more idiots are dying, but I'm not sure there's enough data on occupancy of buildings to see the difference in the smart phone/social media era.

1 hour ago, Hpara759 said:

 

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If there hasn't been somebody live-streaming their death from a tornado they thought they were far enough away from, or their wife killing them for fucking around with such a tornado, I’d be surprised.  People have a really shitty sense of speed when it comes to tornados.

52 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Look at me, Ted Cruz, a regular human being.

Oh shit…

It does look like…my brother is out at our Amarillo ranch and he is watching the radar and local reports and he is saying it looks Perryton is pabout to get hit again in a few minutes with possible tornado. Damn…

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Damn, that was an E3 that hit Perryton.

also, this is what softball-sized hail does to a car

 

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2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Software eh?

Kids these days will never know that software-sized used to actually mean something.

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9 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Look at me, Ted Cruz, a regular actual human being.

Fify

 

Look at that fucking cunt. Found the perfect shot in front of a flipped over truck, then at the last minute some unpaid intern tossed him a pair of never-used gloves from a looted hardware store. Chef's kiss.

eta: by looted hardware store I probably mean a go bag full of props that travels with him to make him look useful in certain situations despite being a slimy invertebrate. 

On 6/16/2023 at 3:37 AM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Your dad was probably a beast. 

Probably? He was an LCVP Coxswain at Iwo Jima. Wanna make a Coxswain joke? Not the best idea.

LCVP: Higgins' Boxy Barge Had a Prohibition Past

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