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#1

I need some humor so this morning I started making a mental list of potential cabinet and staff positions in a second term Trump presidency.  

 

Secretary of State: Dennis Rodman, they both love dear leader

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Secretary of Defense: Kid Rock, he did show him the attack plans on Iran and he can defend us from Bud Light

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Ye, Yeezy, Kanye - got to be honest I started with the person and looking for the best spot.  Education?

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Attorney General: Jeanine Pirro

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Communications Director: Alaina Habba, she has the qualifications Trump considers most important

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Secretary of the Interior:  The shaman is a perfect match

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Homeland Defense: Baron - "He's a computer Genius"

Also I think he might need a new first lady.  I don't think Melania is going back.

Edited by TexasEd

#2

 

OK native dubbed 'Fake Melania' seen outside Trump arraignment ~ CNN reported Margo Martin was present at a July 2021 meeting where prosecutors allege Trump waved around a classified battle plan in front of an author and publisher. https://t.co/92P6XXCPo9

Could probably just roll in Fake Melania and no one would know the difference.

#5
1 hour ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

 

OK native dubbed 'Fake Melania' seen outside Trump arraignment ~ CNN reported Margo Martin was present at a July 2021 meeting where prosecutors allege Trump waved around a classified battle plan in front of an author and publisher. https://t.co/92P6XXCPo9

Could probably just roll in Fake Melania and no one would know the difference.

He already did as the dir of comms

Donald Jr to head the FDA would be a good one

Edited by tx ind

#6

I'm just a sucker for experience and cerebral leadership. Lets bring him back and Make America Great Again!

Rick perry GIF on GIFER - by Blackmane

Edited by Blotto

#10
18 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

What do we do with Gary Busey?

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Director of the FBI

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