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Rules are simple. Give the quote, first correct answer gets the points whatever the f they are.

Then give a new quote.

Coach I look like I just jacked off an elephant!

Edited by RPM
Just to make everybody happy.

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6 minutes ago, Parliament said:

The Replacements

Correct, but the unwritten and ashamedly not specifically written out bit was give a new quote.

Edited by RPM
no

  • Author
3 minutes ago, Parliament said:

I wondered that.  Didn't wanna presume.

"King Kong ain't go sh*t on me!"

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What's that? A teddy bear?
 

 It's my soul.

36 minutes ago, RPM said:

What's that? A teddy bear?
 

 It's my soul.

i hope you don't lose it.

so do i.

(joe vs the volcano)

 

i was engaged to an auditor.  she left me for an actuary.

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6 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

i was engaged to an auditor.  she left me for an actuary.

Stranger Than Fiction

Cotton, Why don't they get some heat in here? Aren't you cold?

I'm from the Panhandle. That's cold. Sometimes when we talked the words comin' outta your mouth'd freeze solid.
Had to drop 'em in a frying pan to thaw 'em out and find out what we were talkin' about.

 

19 hours ago, RPM said:

Stranger Than Fiction

Cotton, Why don't they get some heat in here? Aren't you cold?

I'm from the Panhandle. That's cold. Sometimes when we talked the words comin' outta your mouth'd freeze solid.
Had to drop 'em in a frying pan to thaw 'em out and find out what we were talkin' about.

 

I can't place it.

Edited by DeepEastTexas
Thought I was right, I wasn't

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6 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

rpm broke his own movie game. 

Probably shouldn't have gone straight to the Pro Level.

The answer is Pork Chop Hill.

2 hours ago, Bama Llama said:

“You fat, bloated eeediot!”

The only thing I can think of for this is not a movie. 

Ren said it to Stimpy but that in itself was an homage to the film in question. 

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I'm gonna take a shot and say Maltese Falcon. Peter Lorre to Sydney Greenstreet.

1 hour ago, RPM said:

I'm gonna take a shot and say Maltese Falcon. Peter Lorre to Sydney Greenstreet.

this is correct.

the way it works is, you do the thing you're scared shitless of, and you get the courage after you do it, not before you do it.

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That dude is a bad mother. You talk about a loan shark. I borrowed a nickel from him last week. He said if I didn't give him a dime by Friday, he'd break my arm.

On 6/20/2023 at 9:13 PM, RPM said:

That dude is a bad mother. You talk about a loan shark. I borrowed a nickel from him last week. He said if I didn't give him a dime by Friday, he'd break my arm.

Bad News Bears

 

 

"THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT!"

On 6/20/2023 at 8:54 PM, henrygandorf said:

this is correct.

the way it works is, you do the thing you're scared shitless of, and you get the courage after you do it, not before you do it.

Three Kings.  (can't remember if Clooney or Marky Mark said it though) 

"In this world...a man himself, is nothing.  And there ain't no world but this one." 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

worst.  thread.  ever.

Stars and Stripes - the Betsy Ross biopic

6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

worst.  thread.  ever.

These mofos got this shit on x games mode. 

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